"Surprise, I am your new cell mate. And I'm here to make your life a living hell. Prepare for a bitter harvest. WIN
― Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Friday, 5 June 2009 10:38 (fifteen years ago) link
"I need to get more diamonds, from my hideout."
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 5 June 2009 10:44 (fifteen years ago) link
vs.
[Hudson Hawk has just decapitated a villain]"Looks like you won't be attending that hat convention, in July."
the comma makes them both.
― Hamildan, Friday, 5 June 2009 11:57 (fifteen years ago) link
"I hope you save some turkey, for me"
^^^ so is that how you're supposed to say it?
― snoball, Friday, 5 June 2009 12:00 (fifteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJWpmPGCR1c
3:30"It's wintah fowevah heya gatha"
― abanana, Friday, 5 June 2009 12:21 (fifteen years ago) link
"Ice to see you!"
― krots tphns (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 5 June 2009 16:19 (fifteen years ago) link
"I need to get more diamonds, from my hideout." was robbed
I just came to say that as one of three proud voters.
― cant go with u too many alfbrees (Abbott), Friday, 5 June 2009 20:23 (fifteen years ago) link
"Their bones will turn to ice! Their blood will freeze in my hands!"
― loose lobsters (brownie), Friday, 5 June 2009 20:38 (fifteen years ago) link
"Their disemboweled corpses will turn into snow!"
― loose lobsters (brownie), Friday, 5 June 2009 20:39 (fifteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSGhRMyVv0I
― Pull Slinky and Make Me Fart (Eisbaer), Saturday, 6 June 2009 23:39 (fifteen years ago) link
― abanana, Friday, June 5, 2009 8:21 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark
Haha from the screencap I thought this was going to be a clip from some indie skit making fun of the movie, not clips from the movie itself.
― Can't stop the dancing chickens (dyao), Sunday, 7 June 2009 00:27 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.zhippo.com/MikeDevriesTattoosHOSTED/images/gallery/ivy_mrfreeze.jpg
― l.b.o.t.f.m. (latebloomer), Monday, 22 June 2009 03:11 (fifteen years ago) link
awesome.
― ian, Monday, 22 June 2009 03:13 (fifteen years ago) link
"A laundry service that delivers. Wow!"
^Totally should have won.
― or have I become completely absurd? (kenan), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 23:22 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.comicsalliance.com/2011/07/05/batman-and-robin-movie-review/
^^^ these dudes almost make me want to see this thing, against all odds.
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 24 July 2011 19:16 (thirteen years ago) link
Yeah I was loving that review.
― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 24 July 2011 19:30 (thirteen years ago) link
Stop, go back and check out 'Batman & Robin in 5 seconds'.
― The multi-talented F.R. David (Billy Dods), Sunday, 24 July 2011 19:49 (thirteen years ago) link
oh this is totally worth seeing. thankfully i was old enough when it came out to appreciate the 0_o factor rather than be indignant at the Seriousness of Batman being tarnished or some bullshit, like i prolly woulda been a few years earlier.
now i have to go get some more diamonds, from my hideout.
― apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Sunday, 24 July 2011 20:32 (thirteen years ago) link
GA-THAM!!!
― Servants of the SBankh (snoball), Sunday, 24 July 2011 20:54 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VY7MLgy5Whw^^^ Most of the YouTube links upthread are dead, but one of them was probably this.
― Servants of the SBankh (snoball), Sunday, 24 July 2011 21:03 (thirteen years ago) link
It's wintah fowevah heya gatha!
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 25 July 2011 03:25 (thirteen years ago) link
This is my favorite Batman movie!
― sassy cassie (Tape Store), Friday, June 5, 2009 12:40 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
I still think TS was someone's pre-brodie experiment in socks
― mh, Monday, 25 July 2011 03:51 (thirteen years ago) link
"kick some ice" should prolly have won this poll, imo
― Summer Slam! (Ste), Monday, 25 July 2011 12:15 (thirteen years ago) link
Love the delivery on that one, he really savors it.
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 25 July 2011 15:27 (thirteen years ago) link
Was "Have an ice day!" too prosaic for Goldsman?
― Race Against Rockism (Myonga Vön Bontee), Monday, 25 July 2011 19:27 (thirteen years ago) link
Lots of missed opportunities really - - "Buy one, get one FREEZE!" "Watch out, Batman! You'll catch your death of COLD!" "Goodness glaciers!" "There's SNOW way!" "Take a COLD shower!" etc etc.
Also could have done self-referential stuff doing cold variants of classic Arnold lines - - "Get to the chiller!" Sigh.
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 25 July 2011 22:02 (thirteen years ago) link
I'm detective John Igloo
― little mushroom person (abanana), Monday, 25 July 2011 22:17 (thirteen years ago) link
"I need your clothes, your boots, and your popsicle..."
― Servants of the SBankh (snoball), Monday, 25 July 2011 22:23 (thirteen years ago) link
Tape Store is a very real person
― Trip Maker, Monday, 25 July 2011 22:23 (thirteen years ago) link
So is Mr. Freeze
― mh, Tuesday, 26 July 2011 00:32 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkTHtWX7CCY
new, even more complete all-Freeze compilation, featuring the previously undiscussed "Always winterize...your PIPES."
and, someone has re-uploaded the short form highlight reel:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNaDZIrxh-0
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 6 August 2012 15:49 (twelve years ago) link
Icy Cold frOST! FREEZE WINter! FREEZING CHILL
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 6 August 2012 15:50 (twelve years ago) link
Many real life LOLs to this thread this morning. Thank you, Mr. Freeze. You have warmed my cold, cold heart.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 6 August 2012 16:23 (twelve years ago) link
"I need to get more diamonds" should have won.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 6 August 2012 16:26 (twelve years ago) link
egg-cellent, and that's no yolk
http://blogs.coventrytelegraph.net/thegeekfiles/Vincent%20Price%20Egghead.jpg
― Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Monday, 6 August 2012 16:56 (twelve years ago) link
GoofsErrors made by characters (possibly deliberate errors by the filmmakers): Freeze says "What killed the dinosaurs? The Ice Age!" There was no Ice Age when they went extinct.
― WheatusVEVO (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 6 August 2012 17:07 (twelve years ago) link
Yeah... I think that was a deliberate creative choice, to show that Freeze is so bent on his quest that his extensive scientific knowledge is slipping away.
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 6 August 2012 18:05 (twelve years ago) link
Why are the Planet Hollywood guys wasting their time with the Expendables when they could give us the John McClane & Rambo vs. Mr. Freeze movie America needs now more than ever
― da croupier, Monday, 6 August 2012 18:23 (twelve years ago) link
still think Arn was funniest in The Jayne Mansfield Story. "Chaynes!"
― Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Monday, 6 August 2012 18:30 (twelve years ago) link
― little mushroom person (abanana), Monday, July 25, 2011 6:17 PM Bookmark
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 6 August 2012 20:09 (twelve years ago) link
I had forgotten this movie also has Jessie Ventura (as a security guard or something who gets kissed to death by Uma Ivy). The heads of two states were in this movie. Ugh.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 6 August 2012 21:51 (twelve years ago) link
they were both in predator, too
― da croupier, Monday, 6 August 2012 21:54 (twelve years ago) link
That goes without saying.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 6 August 2012 21:55 (twelve years ago) link
dying reading these poll options
― reductio ad burzum (flopson), Monday, 6 August 2012 22:18 (twelve years ago) link
"Surprise, I am your new cell mate. And I'm here to make your life a living hell. Prepare for a bitter harvest. Win 1
^^^ robbed
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 6 August 2012 22:25 (twelve years ago) link
"In this universe, there's only one absolute... everything freezes!"
― reductio ad burzum (flopson), Monday, 6 August 2012 22:29 (twelve years ago) link
A laundry service that delivers is just.....what???
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 6 August 2012 23:00 (twelve years ago) link
how did i miss this thread's revival?!?
― KARLOR CAN FUCK ANYTHING! AND HE WILL AND HAS!!! (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 00:33 (twelve years ago) link
the timeline goes like this iirc
--McBain says "Ice to see you" as general Arnold parody in 1994--Batman and Robin comes out in 1997, and I end up saying "Ice to see you" to my friend like 100 times before movie comes out, pretty much every time the preview airs, annoying the piss out of him.--I watch movie (sucks) and that line doesn't actually appear in it.
y'all wasted yr votes
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, June 5, 2009 12:47 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Fareed Zaireeka (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 00:39 (twelve years ago) link
It's a FREEZE country, Whiney.
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 00:50 (twelve years ago) link