Lines uttered by Arnold Scwarzenegger (as Mr Freeze) in "Batman & Robin"

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"Surprise, I am your new cell mate. And I'm here to make your life a living hell. Prepare for a bitter harvest. WIN

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Friday, 5 June 2009 10:38 (fifteen years ago) link

"I need to get more diamonds, from my hideout."

Tracer Hand, Friday, 5 June 2009 10:44 (fifteen years ago) link

"I need to get more diamonds, from my hideout."

vs.

[Hudson Hawk has just decapitated a villain]
"Looks like you won't be attending that hat convention, in July."

the comma makes them both.

Hamildan, Friday, 5 June 2009 11:57 (fifteen years ago) link

"I hope you save some turkey, for me"

^^^ so is that how you're supposed to say it?

snoball, Friday, 5 June 2009 12:00 (fifteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJWpmPGCR1c

3:30
"It's wintah fowevah heya gatha"

abanana, Friday, 5 June 2009 12:21 (fifteen years ago) link

"Ice to see you!"

krots tphns (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 5 June 2009 16:19 (fifteen years ago) link

"I need to get more diamonds, from my hideout." was robbed

I just came to say that as one of three proud voters.

cant go with u too many alfbrees (Abbott), Friday, 5 June 2009 20:23 (fifteen years ago) link

"Their bones will turn to ice! Their blood will freeze in my hands!"

loose lobsters (brownie), Friday, 5 June 2009 20:38 (fifteen years ago) link

"Their disemboweled corpses will turn into snow!"

loose lobsters (brownie), Friday, 5 June 2009 20:39 (fifteen years ago) link

3:30
"It's wintah fowevah heya gatha"

― abanana, Friday, June 5, 2009 8:21 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark

Haha from the screencap I thought this was going to be a clip from some indie skit making fun of the movie, not clips from the movie itself.

Can't stop the dancing chickens (dyao), Sunday, 7 June 2009 00:27 (fifteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

awesome.

ian, Monday, 22 June 2009 03:13 (fifteen years ago) link

two months pass...

"A laundry service that delivers. Wow!"

^Totally should have won.

or have I become completely absurd? (kenan), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 23:22 (fifteen years ago) link

one year passes...

http://www.comicsalliance.com/2011/07/05/batman-and-robin-movie-review/

^^^ these dudes almost make me want to see this thing, against all odds.

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 24 July 2011 19:16 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah I was loving that review.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 24 July 2011 19:30 (thirteen years ago) link

oh this is totally worth seeing. thankfully i was old enough when it came out to appreciate the 0_o factor rather than be indignant at the Seriousness of Batman being tarnished or some bullshit, like i prolly woulda been a few years earlier.

now i have to go get some more diamonds, from my hideout.

apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Sunday, 24 July 2011 20:32 (thirteen years ago) link

GA-THAM!!!

Servants of the SBankh (snoball), Sunday, 24 July 2011 20:54 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VY7MLgy5Whw
^^^ Most of the YouTube links upthread are dead, but one of them was probably this.

Servants of the SBankh (snoball), Sunday, 24 July 2011 21:03 (thirteen years ago) link

It's wintah fowevah heya gatha!

Doctor Casino, Monday, 25 July 2011 03:25 (thirteen years ago) link

This is my favorite Batman movie!

― sassy cassie (Tape Store), Friday, June 5, 2009 12:40 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I still think TS was someone's pre-brodie experiment in socks

mh, Monday, 25 July 2011 03:51 (thirteen years ago) link

"kick some ice" should prolly have won this poll, imo

Summer Slam! (Ste), Monday, 25 July 2011 12:15 (thirteen years ago) link

Love the delivery on that one, he really savors it.

Doctor Casino, Monday, 25 July 2011 15:27 (thirteen years ago) link

Was "Have an ice day!" too prosaic for Goldsman?

Race Against Rockism (Myonga Vön Bontee), Monday, 25 July 2011 19:27 (thirteen years ago) link

Lots of missed opportunities really - - "Buy one, get one FREEZE!" "Watch out, Batman! You'll catch your death of COLD!" "Goodness glaciers!" "There's SNOW way!" "Take a COLD shower!" etc etc.

Also could have done self-referential stuff doing cold variants of classic Arnold lines - - "Get to the chiller!" Sigh.

Doctor Casino, Monday, 25 July 2011 22:02 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm detective John Igloo

little mushroom person (abanana), Monday, 25 July 2011 22:17 (thirteen years ago) link

"I need your clothes, your boots, and your popsicle..."

Servants of the SBankh (snoball), Monday, 25 July 2011 22:23 (thirteen years ago) link

Tape Store is a very real person

Trip Maker, Monday, 25 July 2011 22:23 (thirteen years ago) link

So is Mr. Freeze

mh, Tuesday, 26 July 2011 00:32 (thirteen years ago) link

one year passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkTHtWX7CCY

new, even more complete all-Freeze compilation, featuring the previously undiscussed "Always winterize...your PIPES."

and, someone has re-uploaded the short form highlight reel:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNaDZIrxh-0

Doctor Casino, Monday, 6 August 2012 15:49 (twelve years ago) link

Icy Cold frOST! FREEZE WINter! FREEZING CHILL

Doctor Casino, Monday, 6 August 2012 15:50 (twelve years ago) link

Many real life LOLs to this thread this morning. Thank you, Mr. Freeze. You have warmed my cold, cold heart.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 6 August 2012 16:23 (twelve years ago) link

"I need to get more diamonds" should have won.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 6 August 2012 16:26 (twelve years ago) link

egg-cellent, and that's no yolk

http://blogs.coventrytelegraph.net/thegeekfiles/Vincent%20Price%20Egghead.jpg

Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Monday, 6 August 2012 16:56 (twelve years ago) link

Goofs
Errors made by characters (possibly deliberate errors by the filmmakers): Freeze says "What killed the dinosaurs? The Ice Age!" There was no Ice Age when they went extinct.

WheatusVEVO (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 6 August 2012 17:07 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah... I think that was a deliberate creative choice, to show that Freeze is so bent on his quest that his extensive scientific knowledge is slipping away.

Doctor Casino, Monday, 6 August 2012 18:05 (twelve years ago) link

Why are the Planet Hollywood guys wasting their time with the Expendables when they could give us the John McClane & Rambo vs. Mr. Freeze movie America needs now more than ever

da croupier, Monday, 6 August 2012 18:23 (twelve years ago) link

still think Arn was funniest in The Jayne Mansfield Story. "Chaynes!"

Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Monday, 6 August 2012 18:30 (twelve years ago) link

I'm detective John Igloo

― little mushroom person (abanana), Monday, July 25, 2011 6:17 PM Bookmark

Doctor Casino, Monday, 6 August 2012 20:09 (twelve years ago) link

I had forgotten this movie also has Jessie Ventura (as a security guard or something who gets kissed to death by Uma Ivy). The heads of two states were in this movie. Ugh.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 6 August 2012 21:51 (twelve years ago) link

they were both in predator, too

da croupier, Monday, 6 August 2012 21:54 (twelve years ago) link

That goes without saying.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 6 August 2012 21:55 (twelve years ago) link

dying reading these poll options

reductio ad burzum (flopson), Monday, 6 August 2012 22:18 (twelve years ago) link

"Surprise, I am your new cell mate. And I'm here to make your life a living hell. Prepare for a bitter harvest. Win 1

^^^ robbed

Doctor Casino, Monday, 6 August 2012 22:25 (twelve years ago) link

"In this universe, there's only one absolute... everything freezes!"

reductio ad burzum (flopson), Monday, 6 August 2012 22:29 (twelve years ago) link

A laundry service that delivers is just.....what???

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 6 August 2012 23:00 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...

how did i miss this thread's revival?!?

KARLOR CAN FUCK ANYTHING! AND HE WILL AND HAS!!! (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 00:33 (twelve years ago) link

the timeline goes like this iirc

--McBain says "Ice to see you" as general Arnold parody in 1994
--Batman and Robin comes out in 1997, and I end up saying "Ice to see you" to my friend like 100 times before movie comes out, pretty much every time the preview airs, annoying the piss out of him.
--I watch movie (sucks) and that line doesn't actually appear in it.

y'all wasted yr votes

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, June 5, 2009 12:47 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Fareed Zaireeka (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 00:39 (twelve years ago) link

It's a FREEZE country, Whiney.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 00:50 (twelve years ago) link


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