one out all out: a brexit from the modern world and every one of its problems please (we're all gonna die lol)

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One day the UK could be another Cayman Islands

― I Accept the Word of Santa (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 12 December 2018 20:26 (seven years ago)

The tax evasion economy is doing better anyway.

― Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 12 December 2018 20:30 (seven years ago)

The fuck does it take an hour to count 300-odd yes/no votes?

― I Accept the Word of Santa (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 12 December 2018 20:30 (seven years ago)

I think the padding is to let the leader decide what they’re going to do about it.

― stet, Wednesday, 12 December 2018 20:31 (seven years ago)

So she's sat in Number 10 with the result and her service revolver

― I Accept the Word of Santa (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 12 December 2018 20:33 (seven years ago)

On Today this morning: "if they came in to her with a glass of whisky and a service revolver she'd drink the whisky. Then shoot whoever brought her it."

― Bimlo Horsewagon became Wheelbarrow Horseflesh (aldo), Wednesday, 12 December 2018 20:35 (seven years ago)

if ever there was a time for the budd dwyer manoeuvre...

― fans annoyed as emily atack screams over nick knowles' kumquat (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 12 December 2018 20:35 (seven years ago)

Lol Hammond wouldn't say who he voted for

― I Accept the Word of Santa (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 12 December 2018 20:38 (seven years ago)

This BBC News coverage has been a gammon travelogue

― I Accept the Word of Santa (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 12 December 2018 20:45 (seven years ago)

brillo pad’s transformation into a francis bacon canvas painted onto a testicle is almost complete

― fans annoyed as emily atack screams over nick knowles' kumquat (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 12 December 2018 20:50 (seven years ago)

HD isn't wasted on these grotesques!

― calzino, Wednesday, 12 December 2018 20:52 (seven years ago)

Isn’t that brown colour the exact Pantone shade guaranteed to psychologically evoke shit?

― suzy, Wednesday, 12 December 2018 20:53 (seven years ago)

https://youtu.be/RV-6qbUHVww

― I Accept the Word of Santa (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 12 December 2018 20:55 (seven years ago)

What's a fail for May here? Less than 190? 180?

― I Accept the Word of Santa (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 12 December 2018 20:58 (seven years ago)

Result postponed until January

― Mark G, Wednesday, 12 December 2018 20:59 (seven years ago)

less than 260 imo

― ||||||||, Wednesday, 12 December 2018 20:59 (seven years ago)

here we fuckin go

― fans annoyed as emily atack screams over nick knowles' kumquat (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 12 December 2018 20:59 (seven years ago)

Fuck me it's Spike off Hi-de-Hi

― I Accept the Word of Santa (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 12 December 2018 20:59 (seven years ago)

hes ready

― Moussa- ppl gon die (darraghmac), Wednesday, 12 December 2018 20:59 (seven years ago)

BACK OF THE NET

― fans annoyed as emily atack screams over nick knowles' kumquat (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 12 December 2018 21:00 (seven years ago)

Guess 83

― suzy, Wednesday, 12 December 2018 21:00 (seven years ago)

these bbc dramas always let down on production values

― Moussa- ppl gon die (darraghmac), Wednesday, 12 December 2018 21:00 (seven years ago)

oof closer than shed have wanted trevor

― Moussa- ppl gon die (darraghmac), Wednesday, 12 December 2018 21:01 (seven years ago)

Solid win that, Brexit deal here we come

― I Accept the Word of Santa (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 12 December 2018 21:01 (seven years ago)

200-117

Oops, that's a bit tight.

― It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christ (Tom D.), Wednesday, 12 December 2018 21:01 (seven years ago)

Guess 83

― suzy, Wednesday, December 12, 2018 4:00 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

whoa

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 12 December 2018 21:02 (seven years ago)

oh good jacob rees-mogg

― fans annoyed as emily atack screams over nick knowles' kumquat (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 12 December 2018 21:02 (seven years ago)

suzy has contacts

― It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christ (Tom D.), Wednesday, 12 December 2018 21:02 (seven years ago)

Oh good here's Jacob Yaxley-Lennon

― I Accept the Word of Santa (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 12 December 2018 21:03 (seven years ago)

i'm missing the apprentice for this?

― koogs, Wednesday, 12 December 2018 21:03 (seven years ago)

I'd miss the Second Coming for this.

― It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christ (Tom D.), Wednesday, 12 December 2018 21:03 (seven years ago)

117 is more than I thought.

― Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Wednesday, 12 December 2018 21:03 (seven years ago)

hes your dev

take a fuckin tip and slit his fuckin throat now

― Moussa- ppl gon die (darraghmac), Wednesday, 12 December 2018 21:03 (seven years ago)

screenname synergy xxp

― fans annoyed as emily atack screams over nick knowles' kumquat (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 12 December 2018 21:04 (seven years ago)

1/3 of the caucus agin' her, huh?

― I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Wednesday, 12 December 2018 21:04 (seven years ago)

Hope Theresa May has a good food taster

― I Accept the Word of Santa (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 12 December 2018 21:04 (seven years ago)

Caucasians you mean shurely

― Moussa- ppl gon die (darraghmac), Wednesday, 12 December 2018 21:05 (seven years ago)

andrew neil get that jacket from fkn watt bros ?

― ||||||||, Wednesday, 12 December 2018 21:05 (seven years ago)

I can’t claim to have any other contact with Tories apart from a historic savaging of TM on a feminism panel and waiting for a certain Scouse Tory to stop bogarting a jazz cig at a barbecue. DASSIT.

― suzy, Wednesday, 12 December 2018 21:06 (seven years ago)

https://66.media.tumblr.com/6380b30483218858de0b91f8b76ac8fd/tumblr_o00w98Wd211tq4of6o1_500.gif

― It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christ (Tom D.), Wednesday, 12 December 2018 21:07 (seven years ago)

so she survived but not by a lot? this means what for Brexit?

― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 12 December 2018 21:13 (seven years ago)

Means she has no chance of getting her deal, they won’t force no-conf because they don’t want her to fight election, so fuck knows. Are 7 of them mad enough to pull the house down?

― stet, Wednesday, 12 December 2018 21:15 (seven years ago)

Well obv, but will they?

― I Accept the Word of Santa (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 12 December 2018 21:16 (seven years ago)

Its ok though:

Well done Theresa May,now let's leave Brexit with no deal we will be fine 🇬🇧
— Chris Waddle (@chriswaddle93) December 12, 2018

― xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 12 December 2018 21:47 (seven years ago)

Chris' vision impaired by those Diamond Lights.

― It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christ (Tom D.), Wednesday, 12 December 2018 21:50 (seven years ago)

just laughing at that Waddle tweet here. he's got it all sorted.

there is no parliamentary majority for no deal, so the (perhaps optimistic) scenario i have in my head is the deal is voted down (I think that's a given), that then puts no deal as the clear frontrunner. There is definitely not a majority for no deal, so that is then in theory when a no confidence vote could be successfully. That of course requires Tory MPs to vote against the government, which none of them have shown any inclination to do so far, but then there's only a small minority in the Tory party in favour of no deal, and clear majority of Tory MPs against no deal. That feels like the best chance of avoiding it no deal with bringing down the government a necessary consequence. It does present a bit of an inverse daddy or chips moment for Tory MPs though (which of these two things do I hate less).

― Fizzles, Wednesday, 12 December 2018 21:53 (seven years ago)

if only we had the likes of Hoddle, Waddle and Souness doing the brexit negging!

― calzino, Wednesday, 12 December 2018 21:57 (seven years ago)

Twaddle amirite?

― Ned Trifle X, Wednesday, 12 December 2018 21:58 (seven years ago)

stephen bush seems utterly convinced we’re moving towards no deal. everything he’s written for the past couple of months has been pointed that way.

at the same time, while he is always astute he’s not always right

― ||||||||, Wednesday, 12 December 2018 22:35 (seven years ago)

https://www.thebottleyard.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/Production-_0002_Noel-Edmonds-DOND2.jpg

― fans annoyed as emily atack screams over nick knowles' kumquat (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 12 December 2018 22:40 (seven years ago)

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