one out all out: a brexit from the modern world and every one of its problems please (we're all gonna die lol)

Obviously this is totally predictable, but maybe worth taking a step back from that to think about quite how evil and cynical this is- he was suspended over bullying and sexual assault allegations as well as the text messages. https://t.co/fmUZ5m92Ul

— Tom Gann (@Tom_Gann) December 12, 2018

yes, but let’s not lose sight of the real problem here - labour’s antisemitism

I mean there can be two problems

Lets be bold - there can be more than two problems!

as an American Jew I am not remotely convinced of Corbyn's supposed anti-semitism (seems the result of the old bugbear of conflating Israeli govt policies with Judaism)

crying for mummy

Nanny, surely?

yeah uh i was not seriously suggesting corbyn’s labour is antisemitic

Aw.

Jacob Rees-Mogg says that the PM’s claim that it is her intention to stand down before 2022 is not definite as “intention” is “such a politician’s word”.

— Michael Savage (@michaelsavage) December 12, 2018

... talking of crying for your nanny.

There's no pleasing some people..

Can May or Soubry just kill and eat or kill by eating JRM? Not saying they should do it in front of his 12 kids or anything jeez

p sure May's priorities are 1) outlast Brown and 2) outlast Calamity Dave. And dassit.

Cameron was PM for 6 years, so that's unlikely. Cameron who is only 52!

Here’s what happens next with Brexit if Theresa May wins or loses the confidence vote https://t.co/5Asqsokpl8 pic.twitter.com/lRHiM4Q4oO

— Jon Passantino (@passantino) December 12, 2018

double-take there

it's crazy to me how over the last few years the only stable western democracy appears to be... Germany

Uh, they've had their own angst. Canada's a little more grounded in comparison.

xp Ireland too!

Give us time. xp

Cameron who is only 52!

he's running

neo-fascists polling as the 2nd biggest party in germany rn is not a very strong and stable.

Ireland's doing fine from what I understand, passing various social reforms by solid referendum majorities, doing a strong business abetting tax evasion, etc.

Uh, they've had their own angst. Canada's a little more grounded in comparison.

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over a third of our population is living in a province ran by doug ford

18:26
Brexiteer Conservative MP Andrea Jenkyns, a vocal critic of Theresa May, tweeted: "In the 1922 Theresa May stated that the DUP are supporting her.

"I have spoken with the DUP and they have told me she is categorically mistaken. They do not support her."

They support the Glasgow Rangers. Hello! Hello!

*the rangers

over a third of our population is living in a province ran by doug ford

Thus, 'a little.'

Hearing the PM rebuked the chancellor after he described some Brexiteers as extremists.

Source said she told room: “There are no extremists here”

— Nick Eardley (@nickeardleybbc) December 12, 2018

lol hope he votes against her now

*the rangers

For there's not a team like the Glasgow Rangers,
No not one, and there never shall be one,
Celtic know all about their troubles,
We will fight till the day is done.
For there's not a team like the Glasgow Rangers,
No not one, and there never shall be one!

They are that fucking massive and unique they beat Real Madrid to the signature of Josh Windass a couple of years back!

Grim, hadn’t realised they restored the whip to both MPs.

Bloody hell. Charlie Elphicke, suspended from the Conservative Party in November 2017, after he was accused of sex offences against two members of his staff, also given a vote tonight. He's apparently under police investigation.

— Liam Young (@liamyoung) December 12, 2018

Lol jfc

Michael Gove predicts the PM will ‘win and win handsomely’ asked what numbers that meant he said ‘I studied English, not maths’.

— Jack Doyle (@jackwdoyle) December 12, 2018

Worst Panic at the Disco cover ever.

Invoke Gove & music and this is obligatory: https://youtu.be/gEVVwzo5E7s

if there’s one thing michael gove knows, it’s handsome

this is better than Christmas eve

all i want for xmas is the tories to suffer international humiliation

Most of these fuckers will be soliciting a return to Parliament in the next couple of years, on a track record of publicly lying thru their teeth

Theresa May being praised for putting a shift in despite being useless, truly the Karl Henry of UK politics

tax evasion is as legitimate a foundation for an economy as anything else tbh

One day the UK could be another Cayman Islands

The tax evasion economy is doing better anyway.

The fuck does it take an hour to count 300-odd yes/no votes?

I think the padding is to let the leader decide what they’re going to do about it.

So she's sat in Number 10 with the result and her service revolver

On Today this morning: "if they came in to her with a glass of whisky and a service revolver she'd drink the whisky. Then shoot whoever brought her it."

if ever there was a time for the budd dwyer manoeuvre...

Lol Hammond wouldn't say who he voted for

This BBC News coverage has been a gammon travelogue

brillo pad’s transformation into a francis bacon canvas painted onto a testicle is almost complete