one out all out: a brexit from the modern world and every one of its problems please (we're all gonna die lol)

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For our American viewers right now it feels a bit like me saying "surely youse have a political mechanism for removing somebody clearly unfit to do the job?"

I Accept the Word of Santa (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 21:28 (seven years ago)

if theresa may loses the confidence vote, she should have to go on that belle & sebastian implication weekender cruise

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But she mightn't even be into REDACTED year-old girls

I Accept the Word of Santa (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 21:29 (seven years ago)

Lord Hailsham gave up his peerage to try for leadership of the Tory Party and, thereafter, PM?

It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christ (Tom D.), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 21:30 (seven years ago)

I think SV is correct

I Accept the Word of Santa (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 21:30 (seven years ago)

Nothing in the unwritten consitution says that a member of the government has to be either an MP or a member of the House of Lords (the Solicitor General for Scotland is neither but is a member of the government), and by extension nor does the Prime Minister. All s/he has to be is in a postion to command a majority in the House of Commons otherwise s/he could not run an administration. Sir Alec Douglas-Home was Prime Minister whilst still Earl of Home and member of the House of Lords. He renounced his title and became plain Sir Alec Douglas-Home so that he could stand for election to the Commons as described above. He remained Prime Minster even though he had left the Lords and had not yet been elected to the Commons. The leader of any party in the positon described by the questions would be expected to fight a very quick and easy by election.

š” š”žš”¢š”Ø (caek), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 21:31 (seven years ago)

(that's from notes and queries)

š” š”žš”¢š”Ø (caek), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 21:32 (seven years ago)

Altho let's be real the messiah isn't waiting In the House of Lords

I Accept the Word of Santa (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 21:33 (seven years ago)

Well, if Apprentice hosts are seen to be on trend...

Fizzles, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 21:35 (seven years ago)

I think (thought?) that it was generally considered that a PM would have to be an MP nowadays. Rather than a Lord, that is.

(ah, x-posts)

Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 21:37 (seven years ago)

yes i think hogg and hume followed the benn route bcz they believed the median 60 voter was a thrusting white-hot technological modernist who disdained earls and viscounts and such

reminder that hilary b's brother stephen is still on-track to enter the HoL via the *hereditary* route :D

mark s, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 21:43 (seven years ago)

"it is generally considered" is not a heuristic i wd put weight on right now

mark s, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 21:43 (seven years ago)

I think it is merely one of those 20th century conventions that the PM has to sit in the commons. Like the rest of the constitution; I’m not sure it’s written down anywhere.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 21:44 (seven years ago)

Whereas 50 odd years later Jacob Rees-Mogg is one of the favourites to be leader of Conservative Party. Yes, we've come a long way.

It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christ (Tom D.), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 21:47 (seven years ago)

... actually he isn't any more. I think.

It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christ (Tom D.), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 21:48 (seven years ago)

I feel certain May will somehow last longer than Brown as PM. So, like, until April.

nashwan, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 21:53 (seven years ago)

there isn't really a clear fav for next Tory leader it's BoJo, Gove, Raab, + Javid all co favs, what fucking utopias we can dream of! 25/1 Mogg.

calzino, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 21:54 (seven years ago)

Hunt as well, of course. aka Mr totally fucking useless but somehow a big beast amongst minnows!

calzino, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 21:56 (seven years ago)

Pro tip: it's not BoJo

(prays for BoJo)

I Accept the Word of Santa (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 21:57 (seven years ago)

In other news, Boris Johnson has lost a stone

Pity. I heard they were both rather small and now he's gone and lost one.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 21:58 (seven years ago)

They're all terrible and about as electorally appealing as May.

It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christ (Tom D.), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 21:59 (seven years ago)

it's just always going to be theresa may isn't it, like narnia

she'll sacrifice bojo on a stone table in front of the toadstool people and then it's winter forever

mark s, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 21:59 (seven years ago)

toadstool people = trump obv

mark s, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 21:59 (seven years ago)

jesus my brain is poisoned wtf

mark s, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 22:00 (seven years ago)

Raab is a male May, he's a cyborg who crumbles under the mildest of questioning.

It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christ (Tom D.), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 22:00 (seven years ago)

I support this crypto-Christian human sacrifice

I Accept the Word of Santa (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 22:00 (seven years ago)

I support this Christian crypto-human sacrifice

It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christ (Tom D.), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 22:01 (seven years ago)

"it is generally considered" is not a heuristic i wd put weight on right now


it is a identifying characteristic of political behaviour in US and UK rn that pols have realised that a load of things previously thought to be effectively be constraining rules for power can be safely ignored and no one is able to do anything or even really wants to.

Fizzles, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 22:01 (seven years ago)

Tom Watson (Labour deputy who has lost 100 pounds since his election) congratulated Boris Johnson on his weight loss and added ā€˜it’s much easier to lose weight when you’re not having your cake and eating it too!’

suzy, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 22:01 (seven years ago)

Kinda want to post Violet Beauregarde "I Want It Now" but uh

I Accept the Word of Santa (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 22:03 (seven years ago)

Javid (autocorrect to Havoc) is surely favourite favourite, tho it doesn’t make any difference does it? Brexit still impossible to pass. I guess a committed no dealer could run the clock down?

Fizzles, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 22:03 (seven years ago)

All in the EU's hands "now"

I Accept the Word of Santa (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 22:04 (seven years ago)

Dominic Grieve suddenly my dark horse-lizard

nashwan, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 22:04 (seven years ago)

LOL Sajid Javid. Hunt or Blobby.

It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christ (Tom D.), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 22:08 (seven years ago)

'Hunt Blobby' OTM

nashwan, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 22:09 (seven years ago)

TIME IS A FAT CORCLE AND BLOBY HAS FINALY COME TO COLLECT BLOBYS DUES

— Mr. Blobby (@WorstBlobby) December 11, 2018

mark s, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 22:14 (seven years ago)

he speaks for the people

I Accept the Word of Santa (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 22:14 (seven years ago)

The only Tory that isn’t foul of Windrush is Jo Johnson (because: his wife) but if he went for it, imagine the tantrums in Britain’s Most Entitled Family.

suzy, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 22:15 (seven years ago)

He's one of Chuka's Remoaner Crew tho?

It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christ (Tom D.), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 22:18 (seven years ago)

He'd probably also give Toby Young a peerage.

nashwan, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 22:18 (seven years ago)

I know you know this suzy but I just want to make an Albert Speer joke at this point

I Accept the Word of Santa (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 22:19 (seven years ago)

Go for it NV, birthday boy privileges etc

suzy, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 22:24 (seven years ago)

Mordaunt?

brokenshire (jed_), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 22:35 (seven years ago)

Rumours that May wants to prorogue parliament early, may not, then, be exaggerated

,#coup

— MalSimonLibertĆ©AmitiĆ©SolidaritĆ© (@opheliasbrother) December 11, 2018

mark s, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 22:46 (seven years ago)

fuck sorry, was meant to be this (that's the reply):

It is the 330th anniversary of James II tossing the Great Seal into the Thames, without which he believed no Act of Parliament could be validated, an example of a British political leader under attack attempting to delay the inevitable by stalling the political process. pic.twitter.com/lzA6IAYsCx

— Richard Coles (@RevRichardColes) December 11, 2018

mark s, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 22:47 (seven years ago)

how'd it end for him

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 22:55 (seven years ago)

parliament hired william of orange to be the next monarch on v strict conditions of not dicking parliament around, and WoO had a new seal made from the same mould as the old one

mark s, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 22:59 (seven years ago)

james lived in exile in france for another 13 years (i had to look that bit up tho)

mark s, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 23:00 (seven years ago)

i guess he didn't get his head cut off like his dad tho so maybe he felt this did the job

mark s, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 23:02 (seven years ago)

rather unsporting of him to not go willingly to the block imo

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 23:04 (seven years ago)


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