https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZRzJJcq6Rs
― grawlix (unperson), Sunday, 9 December 2018 11:03 (five years ago) link
I. Can't. Even. pic.twitter.com/mGFkEbIqRt— Gerry Conway (@gerryconway) December 21, 2018
― mh, Saturday, 22 December 2018 16:19 (five years ago) link
PISTOL SANDALS HELL YEAH
tier two operators: there's absolutely no such thing as a tactical sandalme (smugly): pic.twitter.com/xkAtp8Kfhw— Max Read (@max_read) January 6, 2019
― an erotic picnic with Ming (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 8 January 2019 14:29 (five years ago) link
(thx 2 max 4 new screenname)
― tacticool spank bank material (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 8 January 2019 14:30 (five years ago) link
premium operating envelope
― jmm, Tuesday, 8 January 2019 14:33 (five years ago) link
just discovered 'tactical baby gear', which is exactly like a regular diaper bag, except eight times the price and marketed to men who think that having children with your wife makes you gay pic.twitter.com/BMXjn61asb— Paulie Doyle (@BigPaulieDoyle) March 23, 2019
― Simon H., Sunday, 24 March 2019 13:36 (five years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D505N3zV4AAQDxf.jpg:small
― mookieproof, Sunday, 5 May 2019 20:48 (five years ago) link
It's already a product for beards, but I guess that wasn't butch enough.
― nickn, Sunday, 5 May 2019 21:39 (five years ago) link
Yes I'm going there.https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/1b/Lumberjack_Song.jpg/300px-Lumberjack_Song.jpgmontypythonlumberjacksong.jpg
― just another country (snoball), Sunday, 5 May 2019 21:48 (five years ago) link
only pansies want _soft_ beards, true men have beards with the texture of steel wool
― Burt Bacharach's Bees (rushomancy), Sunday, 5 May 2019 21:49 (five years ago) link
I use a 2x4 to soften my beard.
― pplains, Sunday, 5 May 2019 23:18 (five years ago) link
i use my copy of "the return of the durutti column" to soften my beard
― Burt Bacharach's Bees (rushomancy), Sunday, 5 May 2019 23:21 (five years ago) link
I use my beard to soften pieces of 2x4.
― just another country (snoball), Monday, 6 May 2019 09:46 (five years ago) link
https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.27343978.9032/ra,unisex_tshirt,x2200,fafafa:ca443f4786,front-c,392,146,750,1000-bg,f8f8f8.jpg
Hmmm…
― pomenitul, Monday, 6 May 2019 09:49 (five years ago) link
lmaopoor self-cucked redbubble dude
― Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 6 May 2019 09:50 (five years ago) link
feel like we're now into the 'be a feminist you fucking pussy' era of masculinity marketing.
― FernandoHierro, Monday, 6 May 2019 10:16 (five years ago) link
and other realms indeed
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Monday, 6 May 2019 10:23 (five years ago) link
All of the marketing for beard products grosses me out and I don’t buy any of them. Beyond even a feminist level it’s just unappealing. How about something that says “your beard will be clean and pleasant” instead of “you will smell like a steelworker”
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 6 May 2019 11:32 (five years ago) link
Besides, Dr Bronners works fine.
Not judging, but kind of an ugly woman up there in pomenitul's pic.
― pplains, Monday, 6 May 2019 12:29 (five years ago) link
i don't think she's necessarily ugly - she's just made some questionable style choices. like, she's put a lot of work into what is a fairly ludicrous hairstyle, but hasn't done anything at all about her skin. it's almost as if she's trying to blend as male, but if she is the total lack of a beard is a dead giveaway.
― Burt Bacharach's Bees (rushomancy), Monday, 6 May 2019 23:19 (five years ago) link
a former Netflix creative director just raised $1.6 million for a startup that sells "straight edge" water in tall boy cans and their tagline is "nothing's better than water at murdering your thirst"https://t.co/KJI6Dx0tWd pic.twitter.com/dXBva5A0uP— Ryan Broderick (@broderick) May 7, 2019
does this count
― Simon H., Tuesday, 7 May 2019 17:22 (five years ago) link
spengleroffthescale.jpg
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 17:23 (five years ago) link
going for a metal vibe, which is disproportionately male, so I'll say it clears the bar
― mh, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 17:24 (five years ago) link
jesus fucking christ
― findom haddie (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 17:24 (five years ago) link
I love innovation
― Simon H., Tuesday, 7 May 2019 17:25 (five years ago) link
would count just as well as response to the totenkopf-aesthetic post in the other thread tho. lmao @ the blackletter
― difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 17:26 (five years ago) link
You guys think you're so smart, huh. Why aren't you rich like Mike Cessario?
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 17:26 (five years ago) link
also connects to the silicon valley thread. I had to consider my options.
― Simon H., Tuesday, 7 May 2019 17:28 (five years ago) link
age of mergers
― difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 17:29 (five years ago) link
in fairness sprite's dreary injunction to "obey your thirst" clearly does not cut it in this time of upheaval
― difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 17:33 (five years ago) link
shout out to the og edgelord brandhttps://thumbs.worthpoint.com/zoom/images1/1/0307/05/death-cigarettes-unopened-very-rare-originally-from_1_6c0f6cadacabac61137d8cde0d17a48a.jpg
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 17:34 (five years ago) link
Elan Sleazebaggano was a male Balosar slythmonger who was present on Coruscant, the capital of the Galactic Republic, during the Separatist Crisis.
― difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 17:36 (five years ago) link
how the hell is LIQUID DEATH not a Nathan Fielder thing
― frogbs, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 17:38 (five years ago) link
we've definitely crossed the line from "commercials are indistinguishable from Tim & Eric homages" to "products seem to be designed by Nathan Fielder"
― mh, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 17:40 (five years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D5-03R8XsAAS-BS.jpg:small
always looking for brands that speak to me
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 17:40 (five years ago) link
I'm part of the Totino's lifestyle. I'll admit it.
― frogbs, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 17:41 (five years ago) link
I was killing time at the bar over beers last week and started writing down a list of products think are embarrassing to buy versus products that are actually mortifying
kind of split the difference on Charmin with the bears on the packaging
― mh, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 17:42 (five years ago) link
ass cream? you're a man who admits his problems and is taking care of them
water with a metal design scheme? mortifying
― mh, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 17:43 (five years ago) link
the text on shampoo bottles is routinely amazing to me
especially love those that offer a french translation
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 17:49 (five years ago) link
you're giving away my french language learning program idea
― mh, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 17:52 (five years ago) link
rincez, ecoutez, et repetez
― difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 17:53 (five years ago) link
vrais poo for mes sham friends
― Simon H., Tuesday, 7 May 2019 17:53 (five years ago) link
― mookieproof, Tuesday, May 7, 2019 12:49 PM Bookmark Flag Post
Man, tell me about it. I can't even buy a chainsaw in North America without seeing that prissy language all over everything.
https://i.imgur.com/kVs6llT.png
― pplains, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 18:20 (five years ago) link
Hey, Poulan! France is in Europe, ok?
― pplains, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 18:21 (five years ago) link
i've never understood why the french are so bad at chainsaw safety, but glad that the safety messaging is targeting them now
― these are not all of the possible side effects (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 18:28 (five years ago) link
miss u, Poulan Weed Eater Bowl
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 18:28 (five years ago) link
I thought the famous chainsaw massacre happened in Texas?
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 18:29 (five years ago) link
more like Paris, Texas
― these are not all of the possible side effects (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 18:38 (five years ago) link
The Liquid Death thing has a very retro 90s anti-marketing marketing kind of vibe to it. I could see it being successful for a short time and then falling off the map.
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 19:12 (five years ago) link