can some of you pls just start 'prurient real names' already
― imago, Thursday, 6 December 2018 16:22 (five years ago) link
Josh Groban
― imago, Wednesday, 12 December 2018 17:50 (five years ago) link
Justi*n Sukup (must have been tough in grade school)
― change display name (Jordan), Wednesday, 19 December 2018 19:14 (five years ago) link
Ross Voss
― macropuente (map), Wednesday, 2 January 2019 18:59 (five years ago) link
I see freeway signs for a car dealer named Krap0hl and found out recently that one the founders was named Harold who I really hope he went by "harry" at some point in his life.
― joygoat, Wednesday, 2 January 2019 19:56 (five years ago) link
Turner E. Hubby
― macropuente (map), Monday, 21 January 2019 06:17 (five years ago) link
Duckens Nazon
― Wee boats wobble but they don't fall down (Tom D.), Saturday, 9 February 2019 21:02 (five years ago) link
Chasten Buttigieg
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 21 March 2019 18:46 (five years ago) link
I really thought his name was Buttleg until today
― vision joanna newsom (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 21 March 2019 20:55 (five years ago) link
Platt D. Babbitt
19th century photographer who took pictures of a guy while he was spending 18 hours hanging on to a branch before dying down niagara falls after a failed rescue, and then sold it in his tourist trap shop!
― calzino, Sunday, 24 March 2019 22:10 (five years ago) link
My friend has a business meeting with a Đildo tomorrow - apparently a Croatian first name. I would have thought that if you're based in London you would surely go by a different name.
― Sky rockets in flight, afternoon D-White (fionnland), Sunday, 24 March 2019 22:33 (five years ago) link
I was going to mention the name of the guy who runs the funeral home that took care of my parents' funeral arrangements but I see that Devilock already mentioned him on August 31, 2015. Let me tell you, though: while Dick Tips has a comedy name and that was a bizarre news story, they were nothing but kind and professional when I had dealings with them and I couldn't have asked for a better company, especially with regards to my mom's arrangements when I was making them by myself.
Another local LOLsome name is the founder of our one big supermarket chain, Howard E. Butt, hence the name HEB. No, I am not making this up, and yes, it is the absolute best supermarket chain around.
The sudden rise in awareness of the surname "Buttigieg" in the U.S. (thanks to Pete Buttigieg) is kinda funny to me because for the longest time I'd always associated that surname with Canadian home organizing guru (kinda a proto-Marie Kondo minus the gimmickry) Hellen Buttigieg, whose show "Neat" became a mini-obsession for me back in 2015 - 2016.
― The Colour of Spring (deethelurker), Monday, 25 March 2019 16:16 (five years ago) link
Dick Posthumus
― Mazzy Tsar (PBKR), Tuesday, 4 June 2019 10:11 (five years ago) link
from a cursory google she seems cool but I'm sorry, mayor of san francisco "London Breed", you have a weird name.
― VAR me to the end of yawn (jim in vancouver), Friday, 28 June 2019 16:33 (five years ago) link
y0l4nd4 s1th0l3
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 15 July 2019 19:38 (five years ago) link
who seems like a pretty amazing person otherwise :/
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 15 July 2019 19:39 (five years ago) link
Sithole is a very common South African (Zulu) surname.https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sithole
― breastcrawl, Monday, 15 July 2019 20:25 (five years ago) link
Leone Sextus Denys Oswolf Fraudatifilius Tollemache-Tollemache de Orellana Plantagenet Tollemache-Tollemache
― With an Extreme Burning (aka The Tormentor) (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 31 July 2019 13:18 (five years ago) link
I named my new foster cat jonjo shelvey
― mick signals, Wednesday, 31 July 2019 13:19 (five years ago) link
that's too many tollemaches
― another no-holds-barred Tokey Wedge adventure for men (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 31 July 2019 13:20 (five years ago) link
His surname at birth was "Tollemache-Tollemache", his father having doubled his original surname, "Tollemache", in 1876 after his second marriage. "de Orellana" derives from the naming customs of Spain, where his mother came from, and is a forename rather than part of his surname. The first "Tollemache-Tollemache" also seems to be an unusual forename. Leone was Ralph's sixth son, hence "Sextus". "Fraudatifilius" is Latin for "son of the defrauded one". "Leone" repeats a pattern seen in the names of his elder brothers and sisters (Lyonel, Lyonesse, Lyulph, Lyona, Leo, Lyonella and Lyonetta). His first five initials, "LSD OF", may include a reference to the divisions of the pre-decimal British currency, £sd, for pounds, shillings, and pence followed by half-pence (ob., "obol") and farthings (i.e., quarter-pence). This may be a reference to a financial dispute between his father Ralph and Ralph's first wife's trustees which had driven him bankrupt in 1863.[4] Similarly, an elder brother was named Lyulph Ydwallo Odin Nestor Egbert Lyonel Toedmag Hugh Erchenwyne Saxon Esa Cromwell Orma Nevill Dysart Plantagenet Tollemache-Tollemache[5]—his first 15 initials spell "LYONEL THE SECOND". In practice, Leone shortened his name to "Leone Sextus Tollemache".
― With an Extreme Burning (aka The Tormentor) (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 31 July 2019 13:21 (five years ago) link
"He died on active service on 20 February 1917 from double pneumonia" and doubtless would have died of even more pneumonia if he could get it
― mick signals, Wednesday, 31 July 2019 13:47 (five years ago) link
lol
― another no-holds-barred Tokey Wedge adventure for men (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 31 July 2019 13:48 (five years ago) link
The text size on my work computer is clearly set way too low because I initially misread that as 'Toiletmachete'.
― my but is not working it kept telling me device not found. (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 31 July 2019 13:48 (five years ago) link
(And yes, text size is directly responsible for my brain inserting multiple rogue 't's into a given word, thank you for asking.)
― my but is not working it kept telling me device not found. (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 31 July 2019 13:49 (five years ago) link
The motherlode.
His imagination took flight when he named the many children from his second marriage:Dora Viola Gertrude Irenez de Orellana Dysart Plantagenet (11 November 1869 – 4 July 1874)Mabel Helmingham Ethel Huntingtower Beatrice Blazonberrie Evangeline Vise de Lou de Orellana Plantagenet Toedmag Saxon (11 March 1872 – 5 January 1955)Lyonesse Matilda Dora Ida Agnes Ernestine Curson Paulet Wilbraham Joyce Eugénie Bentley Saxonia Dysart Plantagenet (9 November 1874 – 26 August 1944)Lyulph Ydwallo Odin Nestor Egbert Lyonel (LYONEL) Toedmag Hugh Erchenwyne (THE) Saxon Esa Cromwell Orma Nevill Dysart (SECOND) Plantagenet (21 August 1876 – 1961)Lyona Decima Veroica Esyth Undine Cyssa Hylda Rowena Adela Thyra Ursuala Ysabel Blanche Lelias Dysart Plantagenet (19 April 1878 – 17 November 1962) (Decima for being the 10th child)Leo Quintus Tollemache-Tollemache de Orellana Plantagenet (19 November 1879 – 1 November 1914) (Quintus for being the 5th son)Lyonella Fredegunda Cuthberga Ethelswytha Ideth Ysabel Grace Monica de Orellana Plantagenet (14 January 1882 – 3 October 1952)Leone Sextus Denys Oswolf Fraudatifilius Tollemache-Tollemache de Orellana Plantagenet (10 June 1884 – 20 February 1917) (Sextus for being the 6th son)Lyonetta Edith Regina Valentine Myra Polwarth Avelina Phillipa Violantha de Orellana Plantagenet (14 February 1887 – 7 January 1951)Lyunulph Cospatrick Bruce Berkeley Jermyn Tullibardine Petersham de Orellana Dysart Plantagenet (11 January 1892 – 30 November 1960)
Dora Viola Gertrude Irenez de Orellana Dysart Plantagenet (11 November 1869 – 4 July 1874)
Mabel Helmingham Ethel Huntingtower Beatrice Blazonberrie Evangeline Vise de Lou de Orellana Plantagenet Toedmag Saxon (11 March 1872 – 5 January 1955)
Lyonesse Matilda Dora Ida Agnes Ernestine Curson Paulet Wilbraham Joyce Eugénie Bentley Saxonia Dysart Plantagenet (9 November 1874 – 26 August 1944)
Lyulph Ydwallo Odin Nestor Egbert Lyonel (LYONEL) Toedmag Hugh Erchenwyne (THE) Saxon Esa Cromwell Orma Nevill Dysart (SECOND) Plantagenet (21 August 1876 – 1961)
Lyona Decima Veroica Esyth Undine Cyssa Hylda Rowena Adela Thyra Ursuala Ysabel Blanche Lelias Dysart Plantagenet (19 April 1878 – 17 November 1962) (Decima for being the 10th child)
Leo Quintus Tollemache-Tollemache de Orellana Plantagenet (19 November 1879 – 1 November 1914) (Quintus for being the 5th son)
Lyonella Fredegunda Cuthberga Ethelswytha Ideth Ysabel Grace Monica de Orellana Plantagenet (14 January 1882 – 3 October 1952)
Leone Sextus Denys Oswolf Fraudatifilius Tollemache-Tollemache de Orellana Plantagenet (10 June 1884 – 20 February 1917) (Sextus for being the 6th son)
Lyonetta Edith Regina Valentine Myra Polwarth Avelina Phillipa Violantha de Orellana Plantagenet (14 February 1887 – 7 January 1951)
Lyunulph Cospatrick Bruce Berkeley Jermyn Tullibardine Petersham de Orellana Dysart Plantagenet (11 January 1892 – 30 November 1960)
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 31 July 2019 14:08 (five years ago) link
Append 'Tollemache-Tollemache' to each of those names, obv.
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 31 July 2019 14:09 (five years ago) link
that's too many kids
― another no-holds-barred Tokey Wedge adventure for men (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 31 July 2019 14:39 (five years ago) link
recently encountered someone called gr@ham gr@y and i felt my very soul draining right out of my body just mouthing those words to myself in silent horror
― Br. Des Shadows (NickB), Wednesday, 31 July 2019 14:45 (five years ago) link
That's in addition to initial five, which he sired with his cousin Caroline Tollemache-Tollemache.
xp
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 31 July 2019 14:48 (five years ago) link
that's too much cousin-fucking
― another no-holds-barred Tokey Wedge adventure for men (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 31 July 2019 14:50 (five years ago) link
Benjamin Butin
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 31 July 2019 14:51 (five years ago) link
It's an Anglican thing.
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 31 July 2019 14:52 (five years ago) link
that's too much anglicanism
― another no-holds-barred Tokey Wedge adventure for men (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 31 July 2019 14:53 (five years ago) link
You left out a Hungerdunger! You left out the most important one!
― Hideous Lump, Thursday, 1 August 2019 05:06 (five years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxEA5UFpTGw
― Apprentice Taintjazzler (Old Lunch), Thursday, 1 August 2019 05:08 (five years ago) link
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Preserved_Fish
― Un Poco Loco Moco (rushomancy), Thursday, 1 August 2019 06:28 (five years ago) link
Lock thread.
― How to Book Michael Fish (Tom D.), Thursday, 1 August 2019 06:41 (five years ago) link
what that is a great name
― Captain ACAB (Neil S), Thursday, 1 August 2019 08:17 (five years ago) link
Amazing.
― pomenitul, Thursday, 1 August 2019 08:26 (five years ago) link
https://digging-history.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/PreservedFish1770-to-1849_Grave.jpg
― The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 1 August 2019 12:20 (five years ago) link
Why is that name making me laugh this much, why
― Apprentice Taintjazzler (Old Lunch), Thursday, 1 August 2019 12:25 (five years ago) link
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c5/Preserved_Fish_%28NYPL_b12349153-421566%29.jpg/800px-Preserved_Fish_%28NYPL_b12349153-421566%29.jpg
fly as fuck
― professor steve gogurt (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 1 August 2019 12:27 (five years ago) link
― professor steve gogurt (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 1 August 2019 12:28 (five years ago) link
That's why I said it.
― How to Book Michael Fish (Tom D.), Thursday, 1 August 2019 12:29 (five years ago) link
lox thread
― The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 1 August 2019 12:30 (five years ago) link
poor abigail
― Abigail, Wife of Preserved Fish (rushomancy), Thursday, 1 August 2019 12:35 (five years ago) link
Preserved Fishwife
― How to Book Michael Fish (Tom D.), Thursday, 1 August 2019 12:36 (five years ago) link
His first name was properly pronounced with three syllables (/prɪˈzɜːrvɪd/ prih-ZUR-vid), and was a reference to being "preserved from sin" or "preserved in grace".
i choose to disregard this
― professor steve gogurt (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 1 August 2019 12:37 (five years ago) link
The abyss and the heavens are one and the same.
― pomenitul, Thursday, 1 August 2019 12:45 (five years ago) link