Post photos of worried/agonized stock exchange traders here

"Tuchman's photo is widely recognized for its affiliation to market news. Tuchman has strong, emotional expressions of anguish, anticipation, desperation, and triumph which he says are genuine. His photo is often chosen for news about Wall Street particularly on days of market volatility. Some say that he resembles Albert Einstein and that this is what makes his photo intriguing...
Although he has been in the stock market business for 34 years, Tuchman says he has never owned stock and if he had to worry about his own profit and loss, he would not be able to concentrate on his customers' well-being."

― Yerac, Wednesday, 14 August 2019 20:21 (six years ago)

six months pass...

has anyone seen any pictures of worried/agonized stock traders lately

― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Friday, 28 February 2020 16:45 (six years ago)

and can you photoshop some masks onto them

― j., Friday, 28 February 2020 16:48 (six years ago)

km pls complete trifecta w/ "this facial expression" masks

― Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 28 February 2020 16:49 (six years ago)

omg

― j., Friday, 28 February 2020 16:50 (six years ago)

https://www.baltimoresun.com/resizer/gwc1piNIrzsdfba8Bh1JFSoIf6Q=/415x552/top/arc-anglerfish-arc2-prod-tronc.s3.amazonaws.com/public/DTLAI7OTZBFQPOFB4XY6WNPSRY.jpg

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 28 February 2020 16:52 (six years ago)

xp back during my unemployed years i would have happily spent all day photoshopping this thread

but now, as a mature working human who adds value to the united states economy, i cannot

― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Friday, 28 February 2020 17:03 (six years ago)

fine then

― Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 28 February 2020 17:39 (six years ago)

https://hosting.photobucket.com/images/oo346/HadrianVIII/0/stocks_guy_smaller.jpg

― Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 28 February 2020 17:39 (six years ago)

https://hosting.photobucket.com/images/oo346/HadrianVIII/0/stocks_guy_smaller.jpg

― Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 28 February 2020 17:39 (six years ago)

i'm unemployed now btw

― Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 28 February 2020 17:40 (six years ago)

i didn't mind being unemployed, except for the steadily running out of money and contact with the world part

― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Friday, 28 February 2020 17:43 (six years ago)

No face mask can stop you inhaling virulent capitalism ime

― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 28 February 2020 17:44 (six years ago)

not the worst time to be out of contact with the world tbf

― Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 28 February 2020 17:44 (six years ago)

ok fine, this is a real rush job but some things are more important than not getting fired

https://i.imgur.com/H4WJdqe.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/SuQMaGn.jpg

― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Friday, 28 February 2020 17:51 (six years ago)

wait are you just straight ignoring my own time-wasting effort

― Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 28 February 2020 17:54 (six years ago)

i didn't see it behind the photobucket watermark!

but i like it :)

you should use imgur to post images! photobucket is an internet wasteland these days, bought out a dozen times and eventually sold to whatever company the agonized stock traders are mad about now

― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Friday, 28 February 2020 17:57 (six years ago)

i know it's like my mom's aol account

― Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 28 February 2020 17:58 (six years ago)

wait, weird! now your image you posted above does NOT have the watermark on it!

― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Friday, 28 February 2020 17:59 (six years ago)

i wonder if they keep a watermark on it unless a certain amount of people view the original link or something? i swear, just a few minutes ago i scrolled up and it had a giant watermark plastered all over it and the underlying image was blurry

― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Friday, 28 February 2020 17:59 (six years ago)

anyway I was trying to let you off the hook

― Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 28 February 2020 18:01 (six years ago)

i'm gonna repost yours as an imgur image just so it will stand the test of time (imgur is NEVER going to be purchased by another company!)

― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Friday, 28 February 2020 18:02 (six years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/FeYOF0z.jpg

― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Friday, 28 February 2020 18:03 (six years ago)

That dork is begging for a pair of headphones and turntables.

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 28 February 2020 18:05 (six years ago)

OK, which of you is Stephen King in disguise?

Cue the newspaper photos of stock traders with their hands over their mouths.
— Stephen King (@StephenKing) February 27, 2020

― Bougy! Bougie! Bougé! (Eliza D.), Friday, 28 February 2020 18:05 (six years ago)

thank you xp

― Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 28 February 2020 18:07 (six years ago)

https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/660/cpsprodpb/1EF7/production/_111072970_nyse_reuters.jpg

― mookieproof, Friday, 28 February 2020 22:49 (six years ago)

guy on the left has appeared multiple times upthread lol

― mookieproof, Friday, 28 February 2020 22:51 (six years ago)

Tuchman!

― Yerac, Friday, 28 February 2020 22:59 (six years ago)

I have a running facebook thread I update every time Peter Tuchman or Meric Greenbaum (bald bearded guy) appears in one of these

― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 28 February 2020 23:22 (six years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/5AQVH9k.jpg?1

― Brainless Addlepated Timid Muddleheaded Awful No-Account (Pheeel), Saturday, 29 February 2020 00:48 (six years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/ojaKmNe.jpg?1

― Brainless Addlepated Timid Muddleheaded Awful No-Account (Pheeel), Saturday, 29 February 2020 00:50 (six years ago)

monster!

― mookieproof, Saturday, 29 February 2020 06:58 (six years ago)

verified tanks and beasts of the trading floor!

― calzino, Saturday, 29 February 2020 09:25 (six years ago)

https://www.washingtonpost.com/resizer/KVyBrFLU81Be3EkQllDbgiO0FPM=/480x320/arc-anglerfish-washpost-prod-washpost.s3.amazonaws.com/public/NOELMPRGSBDJVAJCJFHKRJBLA4

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 6 March 2020 03:04 (six years ago)

Feel like my "traders with two phones" folder might come in handy tomorrow pic.twitter.com/41GagjUfi5
— Kevin Roose (@kevinroose) March 9, 2020

― ... (Eazy), Monday, 9 March 2020 05:40 (six years ago)

worried stockbrokers trying not to touch their faces thread

European shares fall 6.2% and Italian stocks fail to trade; BP tanks 18% as oil prices crash https://t.co/y3F7DOueEM
— Amit Paranjape (@aparanjape) March 9, 2020

― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 9 March 2020 09:21 (six years ago)

https://www.share.org/media/btjxrgfkq.690.jpg

― Appleman Appears: 20/2/2020. Whose Cider You On? (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 9 March 2020 11:24 (six years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/FuxIUpF.png

circuit breaker kicks in, traders all fall over

― mark s, Monday, 9 March 2020 15:53 (six years ago)

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