one out all out: a brexit from the modern world and every one of its problems please (we're all gonna die lol)

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Nadine Dorris is really very ... not smart, eh? But in that superficially eloquent way which leaves you wondering where to begin.

OMG this is amazing to watch though. Her gushing over Cox has him literally welling up.

Strikes me that the announcement from the ECJ makes much it easier for May to pressure MPs into backing her deal, if Article 50 is revokable then No Deal becomes much less likely. She can spin it as "its my deal or no Brexit" much more effectively.

Her gushing over Cox has him literally welling up.

i am upset by this phrasing

It goes both ways that, I think: it brings the ERG into line, but we've seen their real numbers.

Yet at the same time it empowers the people who would only have voted with her to avoid No Deal. Without the No Deal threat, the Remainers will be emboldened to vote down the May Deal. It's probably narrow, but overall the house is still Remain, isn't it?

To be honest. Who needs words when you have the expression of the Attorney General himself to tell us how this is going for the government... #Brexit #TuesdayThoughts pic.twitter.com/aVESEdEDf8

— Jack D 🌹| #GTTO | (@JackDunc1) December 4, 2018

<record scratch>

yep, that's me. You're probably wondering etc

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-debate-bbc-cancel-theresa-may-jeremy-corbyn-deal-conservative-labour-a8666951.html

The Beeb gives up on trying to get Corbyn on.

my man's not gonna miss the i'm a celeb final for anything

have they ruled out hiring an actor to play him already?

get blobby in imo

Blobby or Kate Andrews.

307-311 for the amendment.

is that in yay-nay order? sorry if dumb question.

lol, only silly posters. They are truly a minority gov now.

just been voted in contempt lolololololol

bloody hell

extremely orderly brexit imo

tbf there's a lot of contempt to go round

They're all behaving a little bit like the dog that caught the car here

Does the government have to publish now or can they just ignore this?

The ERG voted with the government so this looks very very bad for the deal.

pundits seem to think they'll publish tomorrow morning

So we're entitled to have them locked in the Big Ben tower then? That's how this works, right?

Couldn’t sleep and remembered this was on. Great result.

Leadsom says they’ll publish the full legal advice tomorrow.

Lol I didn't realise this was literally the first time in history that this has happened.

Yes, just confirmed they'll publish tomorrow. So day one AND two of the big debate are derailed. Gove looks like he's going to pop.

I mean, forget finance bills (still not passed). If the govt can't avoid the first-ever contempt charge they don't have a majority worth a fish.

How far can we be from "this house has no confidence in the government?". Are we really going to zombie along until the Meaningful Vote?

You can be sure the briefing and counter briefing is well under way.

Strong and stable, mate.

Actually, Leadsom said the government will "respond" tomorrow - I don't think they're publishing tomorrow, although everyone else is assuming they will.

There is something of a point in that the humble address might be calling for something that doesn't exist to be published.

Leadsom gives in - govt will publish the full legal advice, but is also asking for Westminster committee to look at implications of using the 'humble address' - the way Labour has forced these issues which has been pretty unconventional

— Laura Kuenssberg (@bbclaurak) December 4, 2018

Yes, and they've said it will be before the meaningful vote; don't think they've said precisely when though but can't get the streaming to rewind enought

A) get it up ye but also B) can we take John Bercow off in chains yet?

he'd be doing the chaining in this our bright new world of parliamentary sovereignty

We’ve got to the stage of Downfall comparisons from No.10 aides pic.twitter.com/oWVuPIW6I3

— Labour Whips (@labourwhips) December 2, 2018

poor blondi :(

Presupposes there are good Tories who we can feel sympathy for. Somebody warn Gove's children too.

https://commonsvotes.digiminster.com/ This is taking ages to update but will have the breakdown eventually.

Hope someone else resigns by the time I next log in.

That's the third defeat. And no deal is now basically impossible as far as I can tell, unless parliament actively votes *for* it, which is outlandishly impossible.

i'm not sure if locking everybody together in the cockpit makes things safer or more fraught

so basically No Brexit has become the new No Deal. It is a pity Dacre went down in the fuhrerbunker, would have been nice to see his reaction.

at least if we stay in the eu dacre will still be able to claim those lucrative european farming subsidies he’s been enjoying for the last couple of decades

this is why he earns the big bucks

This is all the consequence of the same issue that arose after last year’s General Election- the PM does not have enough MPs...

— Faisal Islam (@faisalislam) December 4, 2018

Another couple of hundred should do her, Faisal

Farage resigns because extremists have taken over his party lol

You'd be forgiven for missing this amid all the fun but Farage just left UKIP.

Xpost argh.

Nu Brexit party? Taking the money and running? Felt left out by the media? Who knows?

Maybe he's joining the Tories.