Liverpool have 2nd sewn up - EPL 2018/19

He hasn't scored against since the L1 days I think. But these records are there to be broken.

chicarito with lethal finish on the break two nil

regardless of the red card decision M Oliver has had a mare today anyway and made loads of wrong calls, it might just be added to the crime sheet after motd.

this man should be in prison

Five changes for #MUFC today! Here's the starting XI for #SOUMUN... pic.twitter.com/5byF8dUL8v

— Manchester United (@ManUtd) December 1, 2018

the absolute fucking state of that

lol bnp burnley bastards seen off. sounds like we could have had six if we bothered fielding a striker

Four holding midfielders on the pitch against a team who went for the whole of October without scoring a league goal.

All I can think of is that Mourinho is actively trying to get himself sacked.

one holding midfielder and three fellas that stand in that position

Fellaini more about elbowing than holding tbfttl

just sack the fucker now

surely

surely

Obafemi looking good btw

https://streamja.com/qoAG

United making Southampton look like Argentina 86 here.

Lol.

ok, i feel good about this now

good MOUrning!

this isn't part of the plan

unfortunately this is going to be 4-2 to United and they'll still be convinced of his genius

see

this is a disaster

Another triumph of tactical management

could see either side of the argument about that being a pen

lol mou is getting sacked, xmas has come early

Southampton look the more likely to score, which means they won't and will likely get hammered on the break.

United should get Keane in while he's still available

lol mou is getting sacked, xmas has come early

He's not. This is considered a good result now

m ou t

well thats the most likeable instant of hughes post playing career

What happened? I'm watching King of the Hill

Stuart Amrmstrong scored again for Celtic Southampton.

xp he looked stunned and happy with soares' fk

jaysus junior hoilett with a stunner

Yeah but we shd've done a lot better clearing the first ball in iirc. Not faulting his shot, like

Made a note next time we're on telly at 8pm not to turn up at the pub at 1pm

yes id certainly circulate that among the squad

What's happened to Wolves, NV?

Cardiff should really have won by more on Friday.

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/manchester-united-star-paul-pogba-13675979

"Dressing room source" going straight to the Record of all places = McTominay is the mole.

nah its like percy in tinker tailor too obv

Duncan Castles is Mourinho's mouthpiece, so yeah

his fuckin codpiece tbh

"Dressing room source" going straight to the Record of all places = McTominay is the mole.

McTominay, who was described as the Scotsman McTominay on MOTD last night, hainvg being Scottish for 9 months.

once you go jock

Tbh my immediate assumption was Carrick, he blabs about everything.

Multi xp

I have no idea what's wrong with us at the moment, I was too drunk to understand either of the last 2 terrible performances. Probable combination of youngish squad panicking a bit, lack of truly lethal finisher and teams starting to work us out, possibly cos we only play one way.

On the other hand, going on a little losing streak is standard operating procedure for most Prem teams outside of the top 4 or 5, and I'm expecting some kind of attempt to address the finishing issue in January.

What's the issue with Dendoncker? I'd expected him to be a central part of your team but I think everyone's forgotten he's there. Has he been injured or is there something else going on there?

#MOTD 🤷‍♂️ pic.twitter.com/cx8fYMNUxJ

— David Horan (@dhorancornet) December 1, 2018

one of the reasons why Micheal Oliver managed to break Wagner for the first time in his career yesterday!

Think Dendoncker was initially a case of coming to the squad late and our first eleven starting the season so well. I wouldn't have played him ahead of Neves or Moutinho back then, and even Ryan Bennett was doing a perfectly decent job in the back 3.

But if Nuno's picking Saiss ahead of him then I don't have a clue. Maybe he doesn't fancy him in training, maybe he felt like Saiss had experience of the Cardiff approach to shit kicking. It's a concern at this point, still trust Nuno but he has this willful streak. Dendoncker has to get his chance given our current form imo.

tbf from what I remember Boly was a bigger liability than Saiss on Friday

Oh look it's Aurier getting skinned and then conceding a stupid foul that leads to a goal.

Aubameyang is now Premiership top scorer and he's putting the shits up us right now.

stream crashed with spurs losing. got it working again and oh look

So you missed all the handbags as well then? Proper derby game this.

I'm finding about 90% of streams linked on r/soccerstreams absolute garbage this season.