one out all out: a brexit from the modern world and every one of its problems please (we're all gonna die lol)

bomb the sun

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-46386737

Mr Corbyn claimed he preferred ITV's bid because the BBC plan clashed with the final of I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here!

"I want to watch it myself," he said.

lol

the people’s champion

Groups that need representing in the debate:
Hard Remain
Semi Remain
Proto Federalist
Half in Half Out
People's Vote
Continuity Remain
OFOC
Reluctant Leave (left)
Remain But Racist
[Chuka's Position]
Full Lexit
Mild Lexit
Tory Leave
Hard Leave
Fully Erect, Throbbing Veiny Leave

— Woke Bane QC (@banebutwoke) November 29, 2018

"Remain But Racist (Chuka's Position)" was a Billy Joel b-side from the late 70s iirc

I fell asleep in front of the box tonight, but could have sworn I saw the brillo pad looking on as Ulrika talked up Sweden's noble history of neutrality. Probably need to go to bed.

Also great work in that clip from *checks notes* one of Darragh's brothers.

― Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 27 November 2018 15:08 (three days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

not a bad shout, an amalgamation of em maybe

which i admit is pretty impressive as a demo of neolib ideology

Sweden being a nobly neutral country is pretty funny to me. Probably less funny to Poland.

fuck knows what she was rambling on about, but she must have a hazy understanding of her mother country in the 40's as well. The gist I got was that she is a pro-Brexit EU immigrant who doesn't like immigrants.

She's a white North-Westerner descended from the same ur-tribe as the Angles and the Saxons, so she's got nothing to worry about!

fuck knows what she was rambling on about, but she must have a hazy understanding of her mother country in the 40's as well.

― calzino, 30. november 2018 10:07 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Well, that's what's funny to me. Denmark and Norway would have loved to stay neutral as well, we didn't really choose to get invaded...

Ulrika pwned in a Scando beef.

Well I suppose there are different types of "neutrality" as seen by civilians in Yemen as Western weapons of death come from the skies. But that 40's Swiss + Swedish "neutrality" was about as neutral waving a swastika and saying gl with the wars of annihilation lads!

Ooft. This @CNN report on May's visit to Scotland is quite something.

(h/t: @DRossborough) pic.twitter.com/yH40c7Pf0M

— Sarah Mackie (@lumi_1984) November 29, 2018

May calls it "bricks-it" in this video.

Dude at 1:29 is OTM

he's not wrong but it's like any talk of democracy in the abstract - the actuality is what's expressed thru the political processes that exist within a given state. and those look fucked in the UK.

Pretty sure if they'd interviewed people outside Ibrox Park last night they'd have got some different responses.

... not that anyone would be supporting Theresa May there either though. Tommy Robinson, on the other hand...

even sectarian bigotry has its limits, it seems!

“We could potentially reopen article 50, but not within the current frame, not within the current redlines,” one diplomat said. “There is just very little to talk about anymore – you could change the font.

Comic sans plz.

(xp) It's a win-win situation for progressive modernizer Ruth Davidson and her plan to re-invigorate Ulster style Unionism in Scotland.

Customer in the shop I work in not happy that we didn't have any copies of Tommy Robinson's 'Enemy of the State' yesterday. Even unhappier when I explained that we have never stocked it. Unhappier even more when he found that we did however stock 'The Communist Manifesto'. Lol

lol!

Made me come over to the (v small) current affairs section and point out if we even had any books by right wing thinkers. I pointed out a Kissinger book, a Quentin Letts one and then just to annoy him a Nick Clegg one. Left not impressed with my shrug in answer to his "Nick Clegg's not right wing!" complaint.

LOL Tommy Robinson right wing thinker

I think this intellectual titan of the right has changed his hairstyle more times than he's changed his mind.

he's also got himself perfect new teeth, i noticed.

All the better to bite the establishment elites with.

This really is too good. pic.twitter.com/wsVx98E875

— Matthias Matthijs (@m2matthijs) November 28, 2018

flip the key u xunt

HI REALITY

(graphic corrected - May's deal would apparently beat both)

http://www.deltapoll.co.uk/steve-fisher-condorcet

today:

https://66.media.tumblr.com/1b305fdb5d2b787e17bf8523e4efedbd/tumblr_pj12dx0xHL1u5f06vo1_540.jpg

how is richard vaniel dyke still alive tho

and, more importantly, why wasn't Julie Andrews there?

Is she in the film?

oh, is richard in the new one?

He is.

Don't tell me they've made a live action Mary Poppins?

now Balugun has got away with a yellow for a much worse foul than Mounier's.

lol wrong thread!

sorry to disrupt Mary Poppins talk.

Theresa May vs Mary Poppins POLL

Beard Club is the best twitter account and you should all follow it

Liam Fox, Brit 🌈#GayToryMP (#Bearded by #Celesbians Natalie Imbruglia & Jesme Baird), #BrexitNutter chief supporter of fellow loony & #closetcase Theresa May - & the story his 👬'#BestBoy' Adam Werritty https://t.co/JulKrclYaW #ToryCloset #ToryPsychos #GayToryMafia #Brexshit pic.twitter.com/0eIpvmgV3n

— Beard Club (@Beard_Club) December 1, 2018

Deluded, #Bearded triumvirate (lying/blackmailing/bribing) Theresa May, w/ Michael Gove & Liam Fox (#Beard partners Philip May, Sarah Vine, Jesme Baird), together foolishly attempt to 'Flush The UK Down the Toilet Of History' https://t.co/s8aC9hpGp5 #ToryBeardClub #GayMafia #SOS pic.twitter.com/HsH1KmTOrM

— Beard Club (@Beard_Club) December 1, 2018

No glowering Bloaby G no cred

After discussing how Brexit is going to shrink the economy, Marr throws to a rousing rendition of “If I Were A Rich Man”… which ends with Marr and Gove clapping joyfully.

This weird AF country man. pic.twitter.com/MWmqwKlqTW

— Mark Di Stefano 🤙🏻 (@MarkDiStef) December 2, 2018

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DtX4PLaXgAEsoQ2.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DtQA2OmW0AAKCnH.jpg

rolling most 2018 images UK version (from dr F Ryan) Tory politicians looking incredibly happy at foodbanks/foodbank collections.