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But it’s quite obvious it’s about me, because there’s been a real reluctance for me to talk about it.

This is absolutely priceless. I take it that the guitarist used to be in Evil Gazebo too?

just post in the 1975 thread about how much you hate heroin addicts you dumbass

certainly you're not using this thread as intended if you're directly quoting a fucking article

When the lead singer of a band makes a point of talking about something, and that becomes the angle (a boring one, might I add) used for promoting their forthcoming record, it is most certainly amusing when they suddenly say they're reluctant to talk about it. And yes, it does bring to mind the character in the Half Man Half Biscuit song 'Used to Be in Evil Gazebo' - read the lyrics and I'm sure you'll see it for yourself.

Now, there's a reason I'm posting these things in the "second thoughts" thread instead of The 1975 thread, which you seem unable to grasp, but primarily because I do not want the thread to be derailed because I know you can't help yourself. Given your above response, I daresay I have a point.

did Morrissey write The Headmaster Ritual about you?

How many more threads do we need treating an ex-Vagrant band like they’re James Joyce

woah they were on vagrant??? crazy

Over The Top

Meet me halfway

Synchronicity is actually a good song?

boyslayer would have won

eesh

Because they are made out of mealworms?

No you haven't!

Hey grandma, get out of our Young Folks thread

grampa bush doo doo doo doo doo doo, grampa bush doo doo doo doo doo doo, grampa bush doo doo doo doo doo doo, grampa bush!

you and the entire world have all lost your goddamned minds

Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one more traveled by,
And laid the groundwork for boring the fuck out of anybody who's remotely interested in difference.

who cares about philbin i want techno

when you just don't have the heart to click the "Skipping 34030430 messages" button because you're pretty sure you can see all the context already

the London with 3m immigrants from around the world? the London with predominately Labour control, enthusiastic support for JC and McD and some of the most leftwing voters in the country? that London? Because assuming you're not an idiot you must mean "Westminster". But that doesn't apply to the rest of us.

what we hate most abt these so-called 'londoners' is their characteristic blend of bellicose hubris, myopic narcissism, strained humourlessness and chippy provincial bad manners

some of us are actual londoners, and not 'so-called londoners', whoever the fuck that is. we live and work here, and exist in the most multi-culturally diverse environment the world has ever seen, a massive population of such. your problems with -so-called londoners' seems rather provincial in that light

oh, and good luck on relying on having a Labour government without London

https://media1.tenor.com/images/a2cc56eb3405af92ac993ec5da30c02b/tenor.gif?itemid=12341169

ok H Enfield is a good example of what ogmor was referring to, i agree

Isn't this all a misunderstanding? I live in London and I still say fuck London tbh.

Fuck civic pride.

you can lead a horse to water

I don't have civic pride as such, but I do think it's a little odd to have a problem with the most multi-cultural city on Earth. Kind of, er provincial, almost.

you can lead a horse to water

― ogmor, Friday, 7 December 2018 12:59 (three minutes ago)

you don't miss it till your well runs dry

A pencil must be lead etc.

even in dilapidated Dewsbury where I live, local ppl complain all the Kirklees funding goes to fucking' Hudders, which has just been polled as the worst town in England to live in. Got to admit I feel a swell of civic pride in that accolade!

everything you say about London is true, glum, but surely you can see how even the word "provincial" contains within it a slice of what makes us stage provincial long to rip the piss

(xp) Tell me about it, stuff like this is the only time Paisley comes top in anything.

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/958836/highest-murder-rate-UK-scotland-police-division-renfrewshire

Huddersfield only wins by default because all the other shitholes around us have City status!

xxp Yeah. I'm fine with ripping the piss. In the uk politics thread it comes across as actual prejudice, though.

ogmor of course not at all coming from a place with pound for pound more bloviating self-regard than london, oh no

hey guys let's all just agree that Leeds can fuck off

huh the turd city of the Northern Powerhouse? don't talk to me about sophistication .. etc

I like most cities I know and I think about Leeds and come up more or less empty. Maybe some of the buildings round the town hall are alright?

I've been there a couple of times. It isn't a lovable place at all but I do recall it having some sort of Christmas market at least. Generally to be avoided though

Christmas markets, where you can pay delightfully fairy tale prices for shit gluhwein and fudge

without turning into Scruton here, I think most of the new buildings in Leeds are a fucking eyesore. And that Bridgewater building that somehow the architects have turned into the perfect wind funnel is a hilarious classic though. It actually causes people to be blown in the air like confetti and blew over a large HGV one day.

Leeds Market is not bad tbf, but hardly worth travelling to.

Which reminds me, have we had this year's "£25 a head Christmas theme park in a disused industrial estate turns out to be shit" story yet?

the dangerous myth of 'london' is an affront to my cosmopolitan values as a citizen of nowhere. "i live in the most multicultural city on earth" the acolytes chant every morning for the duration of their 60 minute commutes. the myth makes working in a sprawling powerhouse of empire more appealing. "diversity is the thing that makes this thing better than the other things" they chant as they pay grossly inflated prices to their overlords.

sadly, rather than take heed of the more philosophically-sound rhizomatic structures of the north of england, where ppl live in a variety of more streamlined locales kept separate by an appropriate level of animosity, the cult of centralisation is being spread. a second powerhouse is proposed, a counterbalance, another pole to offset some of the more egregious effects of the island's cunt-magnet.

leeds has been turned into a Big Modern City through various arms of the hegemony. you can't judge it by itself, you have to factor in bradford and w yorks in general

I like Bradford a sight more than Leeds

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Bradford is an absolute classic. Some wonderful buildings and pubs all over the place, used to love working there.