we dont do Oscars in November in this fuckin' thread
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), 27. november 2018 19:47 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
even tho it's ALL THAT MATTERS NOD NOD NOD
This thread isn't even spelled right, what kind of rules do you expect for a thread like that anyway?
― I Never Promised You A Hose Harden (Eric H.), 27. november 2018 19:54 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Cider House
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), 27. november 2018 19:57 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Frederik B, Tuesday, 27 November 2018 20:14 (five years ago) link
good night u princes of ilx
― The Poppy Bush AutoZone (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 27 November 2018 20:16 (five years ago) link
i wish my life was more like a formulaic rom com and less like a refreshingly/bleakly irreverent twist on the rom com
― Trϵϵship, Friday, 21 December 2018 01:06 (seven hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― gabbnebulous (darraghmac), Friday, 21 December 2018 08:41 (five years ago) link
Haha <3 treesh
― Ae$op Rocky (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 21 December 2018 14:02 (five years ago) link
that's a good line - treesh should be punching up scripts for refreshingly/bleakly irreverent twists on romcoms
― |Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Friday, 21 December 2018 14:53 (five years ago) link
the annoying coworkers thread has been very lol. ILE should just be ILP at this point
― rip van wanko, Friday, 21 December 2018 15:19 (five years ago) link
ty for allowing me to confirm why I don't read that thread
― imago, Friday, 21 December 2018 15:48 (five years ago) link
the very last place i want to hear the same four carols over and over and over and over and over again is at the fucking dentist
― calamity gammon (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 19 December 2018 23:00 (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
back teeth?
― gabbnebulous (darraghmac), Wednesday, 19 December 2018 23:04 (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― gabbnebulous (darraghmac), Friday, 21 December 2018 15:53 (five years ago) link
😎
if you don't read that thread then you are the annoying coworker
― na (NA), Friday, 21 December 2018 15:53 (five years ago) link
or the one who doesn't work in an office or have coworkers 😎
― imago, Friday, 21 December 2018 15:56 (five years ago) link
but seriously, keep ile fecal-free ffs
― imago, Friday, 21 December 2018 16:01 (five years ago) link
The 'E' means everything, no exceptions. This is what you signed up for.
― jmm, Friday, 21 December 2018 16:11 (five years ago) link
― imago, Friday, December 21, 2018 7:56 AM (one hour ago)
otm!
― sarahell, Friday, 21 December 2018 17:13 (five years ago) link
Was darragh self-exceling there?
― Mark G, Friday, 21 December 2018 18:09 (five years ago) link
not the first time iirc. terrible man for the self-excelsioring so he is
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Friday, 21 December 2018 18:12 (five years ago) link
Ar, to be fair it was a good one, but.
― Mark G, Friday, 21 December 2018 18:12 (five years ago) link
its part of the craic
― gabbnebulous (darraghmac), Friday, 21 December 2018 18:20 (five years ago) link
imago you're missing some good stuff:
I just meant of course ILX's most openly bowel-movement-centric poster is jobbying for Big Poopa
― sans lep (sic), Wednesday, December 19, 2018 1:35 PM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
ahem
― Colonel Poo, Wednesday, December 19, 2018 1:55 PM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
pulling rank
― gabbnebulous (darraghmac), Wednesday, December 19, 2018 1:58 PM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― rip van wanko, Friday, 21 December 2018 18:21 (five years ago) link
having now completed those four million words [of Robert Jordan's 'Wheel of Time] i’m not sure what to do with myself
― mookieproof, 27. december 2018 03:39 (twelve hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Could start in on the Bible
― I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), 27. december 2018 03:41 (twelve hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
have to imagine hes ready to leave jordan for a while
― gabbnebulous (darraghmac), 27. december 2018 10:43 (five hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Frederik B, Thursday, 27 December 2018 15:30 (five years ago) link
the eden hazard of 2018 ilx
― gabbnebulous (darraghmac), Thursday, 27 December 2018 15:35 (five years ago) link
slow clap dad joke A+
anyone ever notice that those little dog dishes you put your stuff into at TSA are actually dog dishes? Like, from PetCo and stuff? I wonder how much government money is going to pet stores.― Josh in Chicago, Monday, January 14, 2019 6:22 PM No wonder they let vets board first― Evan, Monday, January 14, 2019 6:30 PM
No wonder they let vets board first― Evan, Monday, January 14, 2019 6:30 PM
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 14 January 2019 18:52 (five years ago) link
haaaaa
― flopson, Monday, 14 January 2019 18:54 (five years ago) link
crushed it
― topical mlady (darraghmac), Monday, 14 January 2019 18:56 (five years ago) link
that's a good un
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 14 January 2019 21:59 (five years ago) link
edit for context:
Is it controversial to hate the Kinks, especially Village Green?
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, January 17, 2019 8:36 AM (six hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
pls no kinkshaming
― Effectively Big Jim with a beard. (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, January 17, 2019 9:12 AM (six hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 17 January 2019 21:32 (five years ago) link
from the brexit prepper thread:
non-non-toxic succulents can be used to coat arrow tips - though remember to leave the last one for you.
― Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 19 January 2019 16:17 (five hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Lol the effort involved in shooting yourself with a bow
― have you ever seen a VONC's tears? (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 19 January 2019 16:37 (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― imago, Saturday, 19 January 2019 21:23 (five years ago) link
Anyone with any sense knows you half bury the arrow in the ground and leap onto it from a step ladder. It's not rocket science.
― Drop out of life with VONC in hand (Noel Emits), Saturday, 19 January 2019 21:29 (five years ago) link
i was thinking something involving standing on the drawstring as you lean over the arrowhead
― have you ever seen a VONC's tears? (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 19 January 2019 21:55 (five years ago) link
(but i'm pretty sure the lol was intentional and belongs to AF)
― have you ever seen a VONC's tears? (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 19 January 2019 21:56 (five years ago) link
soda on the life-changing magic of tidying up
― the late great, Saturday, 19 January 2019 23:00 (five years ago) link
First Reformed is a 2019 limited release here. It did play a festival in 2018. Saw it, but it just felt so 2017 to me.
― Frederik B, Tuesday, January 22, 2019 7:20 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Think we need to rewind, you watched that film some time, probably more than three times, Ethan Hawke's a two-time-nom, two-time-nom.
― Frederik B, Tuesday, January 22, 2019 7:39 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Timothée Charalambides (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 22 January 2019 13:54 (five years ago) link
Nice
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 22 January 2019 14:44 (five years ago) link
The three movies from the Top 100 I haven't seen are Shoah, It's a Wonderful Life and Jeanne Dielman
― ebro the letter (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, January 22, 2019 10:25 AM (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
three very dark works
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, January 22, 2019 10:28 AM (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
two are very long works
― Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, January 22, 2019 12:13 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
why did Bedford Falls get the works?
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, January 22, 2019 12:18 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Norm’s Superego (silby), Tuesday, 22 January 2019 22:50 (five years ago) link
my mum gave us some teething biscuits for our daughter from a company called BICKIEPEGS and occasionally i find the unbearably twee word BICKIEPEGS swimming unbidden into my consciousness and it makes me furiouseven worse my daughter has a little drinking cup from BICKIEPEGS called the DOIDY CUP and i am occasionally haunted by the phrase ‘the DOIDY CUP from BICKIEPEGS’ which might be the worst string of syllables i’ve ever heard― Effectively Big Jim with a beard. (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, January 22, 2019
even worse my daughter has a little drinking cup from BICKIEPEGS called the DOIDY CUP and i am occasionally haunted by the phrase ‘the DOIDY CUP from BICKIEPEGS’ which might be the worst string of syllables i’ve ever heard
― Effectively Big Jim with a beard. (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, January 22, 2019
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 22 January 2019 23:10 (five years ago) link
wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't seen ithttp://www.bickiepegs.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/brand-page-banner.jpg
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 22 January 2019 23:12 (five years ago) link
you can get glittery ones tooPlus something called DOIDYPEGS
― kinder, Tuesday, 22 January 2019 23:13 (five years ago) link
doidypegs means something different in america i daresay
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 22 January 2019 23:16 (five years ago) link
By the way, "DOIDY CUP from BICKIEPEGS" is the official drinking vessel of the Pete Buttigieg Presidential Exploratory Committee.
― Gunther Gleiben (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 22 January 2019 23:18 (five years ago) link
two strong entries, who knew
― calumy (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 22 January 2019 23:32 (five years ago) link
I've never seen any of those films other than the bit of thelma and louise where they drive off a cliff and then it stops,
Seems a shame those women were politically misguided
― anvil, Sunday, 27 January 2019 19:16 (fifteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― david waster phallus (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 January 2019 19:37 (five years ago) link
the 1975 is a psyop
― ciderpress, Tuesday, 29 January 2019 19:08 (yesterday) Permalink
― ⅋ (crüt), Wednesday, 30 January 2019 03:29 (five years ago) link
"Maroon 5 is band you're going to be hearing a lot of for many years to come!"
― a large tuna called “Justice” (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 4 February 2019 18:49 (five years ago) link
always is fine, 1941 is not fine, ready player one is roughly as embarrassing as your dad announcing over the school PA that he’s here to deliver the diarrhoea medication you accidentally left behind on the breakfast table this morning
― a surprise challenge that ended with a gunging (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, February 13, 2019 2:45 AM (eight hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Timothée Charalambides (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 16:43 (five years ago) link
wtf is going on juggalos are ICP fans and were mentioned before this revive
Also, the whole phenomena of the Juggalo culture associated with Insane Clown Posse.
― Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Wednesday, February 13, 2019 11:50 AM (six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
^alley oop
― Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 17:00 (five years ago) link
if u use the modulo operator on homelessness u will be left with a fraction of a homeless guy which you can then roast over an open fire while microdosing
― lag∞n, Friday, February 22, 2019 6:20 PM (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― macropuente (map), Friday, 22 February 2019 22:34 (five years ago) link
he's not wrong
― ⅋ (crüt), Friday, 22 February 2019 22:38 (five years ago) link
there are very few of these phrases that actually annoy me because words is words but "made a cool million dollars this year" drives me up the wall.one of the harry potter books (the biggest one?) has all the characters saying things “coolly” about 600 times― seedy ron (Autumn Almanac), Friday, March 8, 2019 8:10 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post PermalinkHaha, someone ran a count. 59 times across all the novels.https://www.reddit.com/r/harrypotter/comments/66dz7t/i_looked_at_the_frequency_of_word_pairs/dgi5qfg/― jmm, Friday, March 8, 2019 8:17 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalinkjeez― seedy ron (Autumn Almanac), Friday, March 8, 2019 8:17 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalinkcoolly high hermione― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Friday, March 8, 2019 8:21 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
one of the harry potter books (the biggest one?) has all the characters saying things “coolly” about 600 times
― seedy ron (Autumn Almanac), Friday, March 8, 2019 8:10 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Haha, someone ran a count. 59 times across all the novels.
https://www.reddit.com/r/harrypotter/comments/66dz7t/i_looked_at_the_frequency_of_word_pairs/dgi5qfg/
― jmm, Friday, March 8, 2019 8:17 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
jeez
― seedy ron (Autumn Almanac), Friday, March 8, 2019 8:17 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
coolly high hermione
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Friday, March 8, 2019 8:21 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― ☮ (peace, man), Saturday, 9 March 2019 11:36 (five years ago) link
enjoying the media enjoying the chance to hysterically react to a couple of bell-ends running on the pitch― Carpool Tunnel (Noodle Vague), Monday, March 11, 2019 5:16 AM (nine hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Wait are you talking about the unprovoked physical assault or something else?― Matt DC, Monday, March 11, 2019 5:29 AM (eight hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
spurs fullbacks― ~mine own~ bitcoin (darraghmac), Monday, March 11, 2019 5:32 AM (eight hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
bravissimo
― heinrich boll weevil (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 11 March 2019 18:20 (five years ago) link
we normally use Footcelsior to prevent tender Americans from having to go through this tbf
― imago, Monday, 11 March 2019 18:29 (five years ago) link