one out all out: a brexit from the modern world and every one of its problems please (we're all gonna die lol)

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was thinking of some hilarious witticism that rhymed Mahler with banana, but gave up after 10 seconds.

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— daytime snaps (@daytimesnaps) November 23, 2018

There once was a man named Dave Mili
Who with a banana looked silly
Liked Mahler he did
But let’s not ourselves kid
He supported torture with his friend Hilly

*applause*

Apologies for this in advance.

There once were two Milibands in the Commons
But only one was by voters summoned.
The other he said,
I don't want comparing to Ed,
Ich bin der welt abhnaden gekommen.

Is that Wheatus thing real? The Beeb are pretty much beyond parody st this point

chapo trap house and the rise of the teenage dirtbag left

There was a young centrist called Dave,
About torture he not one fuck gave. To be fair to the lad
He wasn't all bad,
Because he worked tirelessly to defend people made stateless by the shitty foreign policies adopted by himself and his pal Hillary from the Home of the Brave.

Sorry, formatting.

There was a young David called Miliband
Who can just fuck off to be honest.

(not sure of the rhyme there).

Meanwhile Gerard Battern is on R4 assuaging fears that he might be taking Ukip in a more racist direction by explaining how EDL fans are welcome as long as nobody can prove anything

... which is a worry because Labour need them to siphon off Tory voters.

They're quite likely to siphon off Labour voters as well so they can just collapse already.

I think the ratio in 2017 was 80% Tory 20% Labour. The Tories’ polling is inflated by the UKIP votes to a much larger degree.

Fields of Wheatus

I think the ratio in 2017 was 80% Tory 20% Labour. The Tories’ polling is inflated by the UKIP votes to a much larger degree.

Yes, I never bought into that media campaign about the Labour vote being in imminent danger from UKIP, we all know the media thinks ignorant subhuman proles are capable of anything, especially if they've got horrible Northern accents.

https://www.britishelectionstudy.com/bes-impact/the-brexit-election-the-2017-general-election-in-ten-charts/

There we go.

More than half of UKIP’s 2015 voters who voted again in 2017 switched to the Conservatives, compared with only 18% to Labour and a further 18% who stayed loyal.

I'm really intrigued to hear what the Wheatus fool said in that interview now.

^^^

mysterious forces of the universe telling me to log off probably.

I'm more intrigued as to why somebody at the BBC thought what was needed on a politics show was the insight of a bloke out of Wheatus

looking for some new American blood, Kate Andrews is suffering from burnout.

might as well be the bloke from Wheatus telling us the NHS is bad and needs radical reform.

bass player from alien ant farm was busy, clearly

Presumably nobody from the Bloodhound Gang was available

lol snap

Legitimately went straight to Baz Sheerman’s twitter to see if he’s a fan.

Feel like the BBC is just daring me not to cancel my direct debit at this point

yet they are taking a massive hit on free pensioner Tv licenses thanks to their Tory overlords. They could at least bully Truss into a nervous breakdown once a week or something.

have Gove interviewed by some hectoring maniac dressed in beaver costume...

It is expected the cost of free licences to the over-75s will total £745m - a fifth of the BBC's current budget by 2021/22.

if you thought this season of Dr Who was shite...

I glibly guess paying Fiona Bruce much less than Dimbledore to host QT might save a few bob.

blobby or gtfo

got him pegged for This Week

please don't make the think about mr blobby being pegged, thx

We just need sleeve to turn up and ask for you to be banned from the internet tbh

i've been begging for it since 1995, what's the fuckin holdup

it looks like me, bizarro gazzara, Fiona Bruce, Ella Fitzgerald and Bjorn from ABBA all share the same birthday. Apologies was just googling the F Bruce story and was "blown away" by her being a 25/04er!

pluquintohitlers all

Just seen some of Politics Live for the first time - not sure if the lead singer of Wheatus is on every episode? Maybe he alternates with the guy from Semisonic. Either way, lol that he is more engaging on politics than the editor of Politico

— dan hancox (@danhancox) November 23, 2018

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equidistant between birth and death in fuhrerbunker, phew! good job astrology is just base bloody claptrap!

i'm curious as to the colour-cordination of politics today - everybody matches the sert colours.

anyway, the guy was on to give an outsider's view. he's worried how it'll affect future tours and passed on some of his fans' concerns.

(set colours)

will no-one think of the wheatus fans

fuck i should have said ‘fan’

it me

Thank god Blobby doesn't need a visa

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if you thought this season of Dr Who was shite...

Dr Who isn’t funded by the licence fee as of this year, so don’t worry, still plenty of money for Chris Chibnall to write stories about how Brexit is quite good actually, and it’s the starving pensioners who are the problematic ones

come to think, David Cameron strolling off unchallenged while murmuring a jaunty tune is already every villain this series

lol I've not been watching, I thought this one was all SJWs, all the time

last week the baddie was an Amazon warehouse worker who tried to draw attention to onerous working conditions, and it got sorted by the warehouse itself murdering the colleague he had a crush on, to teach him a lesson, and then middle-management won Dr Who's approval by doubling the human workforce, halving their pay, and not changing the working conditions.

three weeks ago it was sad that a slave-owner died, but Dr Who dealt with the sadness by asking her slave to read the eulogy before he got euthanised now that he wasn't needed for service anymore

four weeks ago "Trump" was in it, and it was bad that he fired Dr Who's companion's mum, but it was fine that he smuggled guns into the UK, and made death threats, and buried toxic waste under one of his golf course hotels. (there were also giant spiders because of the toxic waste. Dr Who said it was cruel to put an injured one out of its misery with the gun, but instead locked half of them in a hotel room to suffocate to death, and left the other half to continue roaming Sheffield and eating people.)

maybe there's a real curveball of an end of season reveal coming