one out all out: a brexit from the modern world and every one of its problems please (we're all gonna die lol)

lol

interviewer is a lot

Former Lotto presenter turned hard news presenter

He’s been a (problematic) fave for a while but I haven’t understood why people call him hot until now

what the fuck is the bbc these days

they need gutting and burning down to the ground, everyone is on the list - even Josie Jump!

Sad I missed these Bloblolz. Clearly a cathedral crawling Russian spy who will separate into smaller and smaller versions upon sufficient grilling.

Re gilts, https://stumblingandmumbling.typepad.com/stumbling_and_mumbling/2018/11/blinded-by-ideology-.html

Deus ex espana stuff just that

As our @Stone_SkyNews points out though - Sunday vote would be under QMV at EU27 level - meaning only by getting France, Italy, say Greece on side could Spain block it - a good opportunity to deploy the EU Council QMV Voting Calculator app: https://t.co/Vz1EOwaXnx pic.twitter.com/6pYGVEHd3G

— Faisal Islam (@faisalislam) November 21, 2018

this is a good overview of what next, as per
https://www.newstatesman.com/politics/elections/2018/11/theresa-may-s-deal-isn-t-going-pass-so-what-s-going-happen

no deal no deal no deal [banging clipboard] no deal no deal NO DEAL [standing now] NO DEAL NO DEAL NO DEAL

It's "NO BETRAYAL! NO BETRAYAL! NO BETRAYAL!" At least that's what the kippers were chanting today in our local market.

“NO BETRAYAL TO THE EU SCUM!” by any chance, to the tune of “No Surrender”?

But if you incorporate 'SCUM!' into the main chorus, can you still shout 'SCUM!' at the end of the line?

You can in Brexit Britain!

tbf to the government they keep trying to get me to have a smart meter and I keep ignoring them because fuck that shit

has any one starting no deal prepping yet ?

it will be a while before the rice and tinned tomatoes run out, well probably about 8 weeks really. I had this jerkoff on my doorstep telling me if I didn't get a smart meter now I'd have to pay for an install at a future date. Great sales strategy, now fuck off.

"If the plan is defeated in the Commons then the waters are more uncharted still. Officially, this would leave a no-deal departure as the default option, but many MPs have vowed to stop this as well. If both are blocked then options to break the deadlock would include a general election – Labour’s preferred choice – or perhaps, if it was logistically possible, a second referendum. Both face numerous obstacles, however."

Fucking hell if MPs think they're unpopular now wait until they try and kick off an election campaign in mid-December.

seeing as though winter seems to last to late March these days, even an early '19 election (which is still the hot fav, an xmas election is 33/1) might have a dramatically weather effected turnout. Some of these Tory voting pensioners might have to abandon the frozen mobility scooter and dog on to the polling station (blitz spirit). Although I'm not sure it would benefit Labour either.

im waiting for the kirsty allsop special

FWIW and I will have to dig out the exact timing on this, the electoral commission’s guidelines for a GE say there have to be 25 working days left between the calling of the election and polling day. There are 25 working days left this year. I think parliament also has relevant timings but I’ll have to check.

TBH the idea of having a GE when half the country is either pissed or hungover was quite appealing for the wildcard factor alone. January would be miserable.

Piers Corbyn monitoring for the next beast from the east so he can advise his brother on the best timing?

Interesting...
Dominic Raab, under pressure from @bbcnickrobinson, says May's deal is worse than No Brexit

— Matt Chorley (@MattChorley) November 23, 2018

Well of course it is

But ministers are obligated to deliver a result that is worse for the country than No Brexit, that is the foundation of this entire affair

nigel farage shocked (SHOCKED!) by ukip's decision to hire saying-the-quiet-part-loud specialist tommy robinson

UKIP should "get rid" of leader Gerard Batten for appointing Tommy Robinson as an adviser, says Nigel Farage.

Hiring the ex-English Defence League leader "goes against all the things I did as [UKIP] leader", Mr Farage said.

He accused Mr Batten of "dragging us in a shameful direction" - some UKIP members have opposed allowing Mr Robinson to join the party.

Mr Batten is the fourth person to lead UKIP since Mr Farage quit in the wake of the 2016 EU referendum.

Mr Robinson, whose real name is Stephen Yaxley-Lennon, will advise on rape gangs and prison reform.

Mr Batten said on Thursday he "looked forward to working with him" and that he would be advising him on subjects about which "he has great knowledge".

On Sunday, UKIP's NEC deferred a decision on allowing members to vote on Mr Robinson joining the party.

The decision was postponed until after 29 March 2019 - the day the UK is due to leave the EU - with the NEC arguing the party should be focused on Brexit.

Currently, UKIP has a blanket ban on allowing former members of the British National Party and the EDL from joining the party - meaning Mr Robinson is barred.

Mr Batten added: "It is not necessary for him to be a party member in order to assist me in this role. I am looking forward to working with him".

But Mr Farage told BBC Radio 4's Today programme: "It goes against all the things I did as leader to say we will talk about immigration, we will talk about the extreme forms of Islam. But, we will do it as a non-racist, non-sectarian party.

"This blows a hole in all of that."

Asked if it spelled the end for UKIP, he added: "Well, I haven't given up yet.

"I will be writing to the National Executive Committee of the party today and urging that we have a vote of no confidence in Gerard Batten as leader. That we get rid of him.

"We can have one last go at getting rid of somebody who as leader is dragging us in a shameful direction."

Last week, UKIP members of the Welsh Assembly said Mr Robinson should not be allowed to join.

In May, Mr Robinson, 35, was jailed for 13 months for contempt of court, which sparked a series of #freeTommy protests.

His conviction was later quashed over procedural concerns and the case has now been referred to the attorney general.

also good job bbc for straight-up using the phrase 'rape gangs' like we're living in a sharia-ruled hellworld where terrifying brown people are sexually assaulting women in broad daylight all up and down this formerly-great nation

lol @ the moderating influence of Farage!

luv2talk about the extreme forms of islam in a non-racist, non-sectarian way

clearly what ukip needs now is a strong hand at the tiller, a moderating influence who can lead the party to greatness, a man of principles who can also appeal to the common man

if only farage could think of someone who could fit the bill

Hillary's available

lol!

let's make this happen

love too be lectured about how serious and bad rape is from the *checks notes* BBC

xp get back her former bff, the worst Miliband as well

imagine you were working in Dave's office doing his tweets for him and having to resist the temptation to call this an 'extraordinary rendition' https://t.co/bMn7ygtwb2

— windy militant (@wariotifo) July 11, 2018

Nope. Not even a laudatory tweet about Mahler lieder is gonna make me like David Miliband.

(xp) LOL.

UKIP are in a good position to pick up a lot of votes from the Tories but they're like seem intent on doing a Brian Harvey at every opportunity.

... which is a worry because Labour need them to siphon off Tory voters.

I was actually really unfair to DMili there considering he spends his time working to help refugees now.

Good exchange with David Miliband, President and CEO of @theIRC on development cooperation and migration policy. We need to support people caught in the most difficult situations. #LeaveNoOneBehind @DMiliband @europeaid @EU_Commission pic.twitter.com/BUOhLJ82TL

— Neven Mimica (@MimicaEU) November 19, 2018

I think there’s a decent chance a lot of Tory voters will stay at home next time but that very much depends on circumstances obviously!

ConHome are predicting a Tory apocalypse, particularly if May is still in charge. From their lips to God's ears..

xp
was thinking of some hilarious witticism that rhymed Mahler with banana, but gave up after 10 seconds.

pic.twitter.com/GCwPIfoxrd

— daytime snaps (@daytimesnaps) November 23, 2018

There once was a man named Dave Mili
Who with a banana looked silly
Liked Mahler he did
But let’s not ourselves kid
He supported torture with his friend Hilly

*applause*

Apologies for this in advance.

There once were two Milibands in the Commons
But only one was by voters summoned.
The other he said,
I don't want comparing to Ed,
Ich bin der welt abhnaden gekommen.

Is that Wheatus thing real? The Beeb are pretty much beyond parody st this point

chapo trap house and the rise of the teenage dirtbag left

There was a young centrist called Dave,
About torture he not one fuck gave. To be fair to the lad
He wasn't all bad,
Because he worked tirelessly to defend people made stateless by the shitty foreign policies adopted by himself and his pal Hillary from the Home of the Brave.

Sorry, formatting.

There was a young David called Miliband
Who can just fuck off to be honest.

(not sure of the rhyme there).