one out all out: a brexit from the modern world and every one of its problems please (we're all gonna die lol)

disgusting!

I was busy nutmegging myself, which isn't good when you are a one-legged C Benteke!

That "crisis of institutions" framing is v. good and under-discussed

Viva Espana:

SPAIN WILL VOTE AGAINST CURRENT BREXIT DRAFT PROPOSAL DUE TO LACK OF CLARITY ON GIBRALTAR - SPANISH DIPLOMATIC SOURCE

— Kylie MacLellan (@kyliemaclellan) November 22, 2018

^ this, according to current noises by gov and opposition, is more likely to lead to no Brexit rather than no deal.

pic.twitter.com/JA3EwPvjiF

— daytime snaps (@daytimesnaps) November 22, 2018

then again May will probably go back and work in a fudge with the negotiators for a new draft, and that'll be that

Blobby is smelling blood

Everyone is mocking the Blobby thing, but tell me he couldn’t be AN Other backbencher with these wiki descriptions:

A bulbous pink figure covered with yellow spots, he has a permanent toothy grin and jiggling eyes.

A Sun article published the previous month had reported that Blobby reduced a young girl to tears after throwing her birthday cake onto the floor during a show, causing the girl's father to mount the stage and assault Blobby.[2]

In a 2016 article, Stuart Heritage of The Guardian said that Blobby "became a sensation immediately", but then devolved into a "widely despised irritant".[6]

Mr Blobby and stuff like including beans in a fry is up there on a long list of reasons I will never 100% truly get the Brits.

blobby is a touchstone for how dark things might get

then again May will probably go back and work in a fudge with the negotiators for a new draft, and that'll be that

― glumdalclitch, Thursday, 22 November 2018 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Would be funny if Gibraltar tanked it but yes.

Blobby must stand outside parliament and give his reaction on the night of the vote.

if alan moore had ever been actually good not bad the v for vendetta mask wd be a frank sidebottom-style blobbyhead

Then the revolution would have failed because he is fucking terrifying.

he is what we face

Theresa May keeps talking like somebody who hasn't heard the news about how the Commons will likely vote

Blobby must stand outside parliament and give his reaction on the night of the vote.

I'm not a highly paid political correspondent or anything like that but I'm prepared to hazard a guess that it'll be something along the lines of "Blobby blobby blobby". I'll hold my hands up if I'm wrong.

How many full lectern speeches like this has she done in the past month?

xp this is the likely outcome, but if you consider him to be playing the long game...

mr blobby is exactly the type of british cultural treasure brexiters voted to protect from the foreign hordes

pink, plump and possessed of a terrifying, primal rage which can bubble to the surface at any moment, mr blobby is quintessntially british. in this essay, i will

xp wow full hard Brexit now tbh

Blobby is definitely the ur-gammon.

Blobby must stand outside parliament and give his reaction on the night of the vote.

― xyzzzz__, Thursday, 22 November 2018 13:01 (eighteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it'll be in the central (b)lobby

I'm given to understand that at least one of the former Blobbys had some fairly serious alcohol abuse problems that meant he wasn't a great person to have around children, which probably explains the cake story upthread.

pink, plump and possessed of a terrifying, primal rage

Blobby Gillespie.

xp whom amongst us, etc

the thought of a fat bobby gillespie is... haunting

Blobby is definitely the ur-gammon.

ah, this makes so much sense, everything is clicking into place

mortadelica:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DTqUKheXkAA8VI6.jpg

Mr Bloaby, the Scots Blobby, he'd be sort of porridge coloured.

thread got good not bad

and even more drunk and violent xp

jiggling bloodshot eyes and toothless grin

Britain in 2021

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUpVLUjs28M

former Shakespearean actor Barry Killerby was the og blobby who got punched for throwing the birthday cake, he also worked with the Chuckle Brothers and is currently a compere for an entertainment company, so Noel probably got all the Blobby cash.

brb just writing david peace homage (rip-off) novel based around this guy's career

"Blobby. Blobby blobby blobby. Blobby blobby blobby fucking blobby."

(Repeat for required page count)

some blobbies in italics be good otherwise yep

has everyone seen this McD interview

https://youtu.be/GumILQ7wMs0

Dammit I thought that was gonna be a McG video

lol

interviewer is a lot

Former Lotto presenter turned hard news presenter

He’s been a (problematic) fave for a while but I haven’t understood why people call him hot until now

what the fuck is the bbc these days

they need gutting and burning down to the ground, everyone is on the list - even Josie Jump!

Sad I missed these Bloblolz. Clearly a cathedral crawling Russian spy who will separate into smaller and smaller versions upon sufficient grilling.

Re gilts, https://stumblingandmumbling.typepad.com/stumbling_and_mumbling/2018/11/blinded-by-ideology-.html

Deus ex espana stuff just that

As our @Stone_SkyNews points out though - Sunday vote would be under QMV at EU27 level - meaning only by getting France, Italy, say Greece on side could Spain block it - a good opportunity to deploy the EU Council QMV Voting Calculator app: https://t.co/Vz1EOwaXnx pic.twitter.com/6pYGVEHd3G

— Faisal Islam (@faisalislam) November 21, 2018

this is a good overview of what next, as per
https://www.newstatesman.com/politics/elections/2018/11/theresa-may-s-deal-isn-t-going-pass-so-what-s-going-happen

no deal no deal no deal [banging clipboard] no deal no deal NO DEAL [standing now] NO DEAL NO DEAL NO DEAL