one out all out: a brexit from the modern world and every one of its problems please (we're all gonna die lol)

spot on parody account if not real.

I wonder where the DUP stand on the new election question? You’d imagine against given this is their time of maximum leverage, but still

On record on saying that they do not fear an election.

They fear no-one but Almighty God.

He can take a number an'all if he starts shiting on about love and tolerance.

The Labour MP Barry Sheerman says May is a woman of courage who has been let down by her colleagues

Sheerman openly baiting Calzino now.

Literally came here to post something similar. Was only missing some regret about McVey resigning.

it's not like him to put his head above the parapet since the gun-sights were recently scoping him out, perhaps he is a "man of courage" after all - well in that Frank Field sense that he sheds that last bit of New Labour lacquer and goes full fucking Tory!

I just want to add Sheerman is such a fucking idiot that he was feigning to be a Town fan in a pub when we were in the playoffs, when Sheffield Wednesday scored after an hour he jumped up from his table and cheered (they were in the blue + white home kit). Then when a group of people started laughing at him, he stormed out of the pub!

I can absolutely see enough Labour MPs being either Brexity or terrified enough to scrape the deal through.

The Brexity ones won’t vote for this.

This morning I had another talk with the German Chancellor, Herr Hitler, and here is the paper which bears his name upon it as well as mine. Some of you, perhaps, have already heard what it contains but I would just like to read it to you...[show slide]

Been briefed on the deal. Not perfect & backstop is not what I’d hoped for. BUT we’re out, we’re not subject to ECJ, free movement ends & we’re not paying vast sums to ECJ. This slide sums it up. Will support. pic.twitter.com/T87Y2GEvTs

— James Heappey MP (@JSHeappey) November 14, 2018

And also, there’d want to be more than half the party to offset 84+ Tory rebels & the DUP. A lot of remainers have been sticking the knife in too.

this should sort everything out

BREAKING

Michael Gove has been offered the job of Brexit Secretary, sources confirm.

But he's still wrestling with whether he will stay on at all in the wake of Raab's resignation. Which will it be?

— Steven Swinford (@Steven_Swinford) November 15, 2018

On record on saying that they do not fear an election.

― Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 15 November 2018 11:51 (thirty-eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

why would they be, their seats are gerrymandered to the fuckin hilt

TORY BACKBENCHER: Will my right honourable friend acknowledge that her deal is bad and she should feel bad
MAY: No

Repeat to credits

— Tom Chivers (@TomChivers) November 15, 2018

When the deal is voted down presumably she'll resign rather than face a No Confidence vote? Then again she's been failing to take the fucking hint since last May.

after surviving political death for this long she might start thinking she is impervious to it!

Be surprised if she didn't stay as PM till she is forced out.

Has she ever resigned over anything? She seems incapable of doing so to Trump levels

I will always cherish the fondest memories.

Those other memories, on the other hand...

after surviving political death for this long she might start thinking she is impervious to it!

you cannot kill that which is already dead

lolico crestallen

I used to be such a fan of Michael Gove. He verged on being a hero of mine. To see him sell out so completely is truly chastening.

— Andrew Lilico (@andrew_lilico) November 15, 2018

Side point, but Esther McVey leaving the DWP clears the way for the SIXTH work and pensions secretary within three years - at a time when the government is rolling out one of the most complex reforms of welfare in decades and requires someone across the detail.

— Ashley Cowburn (@ashcowburn) November 15, 2018

i'm trying to put myself inside the head of someone who would regard michael gove as a hero and i might as well be trying to imagine the inner life of a manatee, it's just so far beyond my frame of reference

NI NEWS: NI woman stockpiling Bisto gravy because of Brexit. https://t.co/Ee4SvGPf3P

— Belfast News Letter (@News_Letter) November 15, 2018

eyes on the real prize there

The Mogg letter is in

So if the 1922 Committee get the right number of letters following the ERG meeting we get a leadership election and (presumably) DD or similar leading us to No Deal.

For all people are talking about a GE following a vote of No Confidence, who do we actually think is a possible candidate for raising an EDM? Depressingly, I think the most likely might actually be a Remain-leaning Tory after the scenario above.

you laugh now but when you're craving some gravy to accompany your pan-fried pensioner haunch next summer, to whom wll you turn xxp

is there anybody else left in the party who is capable of taking on the DWP vacancy + already toxic enough to not care about their rep getting soiled by being a UC apologist?

Whoever gets the leadership can't govern without the DUP. Can Davis afford another billion?

the magic money tree is suprisingly bountiful when it comes to keeping a conservative government in power iirc

Whoever wins this gets to go down in history as the Tories' worst Prime Minister since Chamberlain so I can see why the more intelligent ones might want to sit it out.

pleased we've finally ditched suez as "worst crisis since" candidate

also:

The President Is Missing https://t.co/Wd5ItivHzl via @Hmm_Daily

— HmmDaily (@Hmm_Daily) November 15, 2018

wurzel lays it out straight:

The Tory Party is breaking Britain, & in the process, it is breaking itself. The gravity of this gets lost in the social media age, but this is as historic as politics gets in peacetime.

— John Harris (@johnharris1969) November 15, 2018

I can't remember reading about the Bisto Crisis of '57, but I heard some survivors have nightmares about dry roast potatoes, only seasoned with a bit of salt.

Patisserie Valerie CEO resigns https://t.co/n7nKAP4vw5

— fastFT (@fastFT) November 15, 2018

You'll be fucking lucky to hold onto that potato in the coming years.

I don't know if the Pretty Things are still going but someone better warn to keep an eye on Phil May for the next 24 hours.

who do we actually think is a possible candidate for raising an EDM

The issue is that there’s no obvious front runner to replace her afaict. And another Remainer is going to face the same issues.

edm's been in trouble since avicii died imo

ILM creep.

So if the 1922 Committee get the right number of letters following the ERG meeting we get a leadership election and (presumably) DD or similar leading us to No Deal.

I don't think that's quite it - if they get the letter then there's a (Tory-only) confidence vote on May, if she wins that then she's safe for a year, if she loses that then it's a leadership election in which she cannot stand.

Possibly the only positive thing you can say about May is that you know exactly where you stand on her - I'm not sure if either wing of the party would relish rolling the dice on who would replace her.

And quite apart from that you'd be adding one more big loud distraction when there's work to be done, which the country and your colleagues would not thank you for. I'm not sure who would carry on as PM during the leadership election?

edm's been in trouble since avicii died imo

Society is in the Guetta.

^^^^

And quite apart from that you'd be adding one more big loud distraction when there's work to be done

Exactly which aspects of their behaviour over the last few years make you think they're suddenly going to start caring about this now?

lols!

Fair.