I hear the LOLs echoing tonight but she hears only ROFLs of some quiet EXCELSIOR

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haha

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Thursday, 15 November 2018 00:16 (seven years ago)

lolz

ROCK MUSIC (Tom D.), Thursday, 15 November 2018 00:16 (seven years ago)

lol

flopson, Thursday, 15 November 2018 00:29 (seven years ago)

Steve McQueen's WIDOWS (2018)

I almost saw this on Friday but stopped halfway on my drive when I realized the running time.

Instead, I had an excellent lunch.

― I like queer. You like queer, senator? (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, November 19, 2018 9:10 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

No Shame in that. No Hunger either

― Number None, Monday, November 19, 2018 9:12 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

macropuente (map), Tuesday, 20 November 2018 02:19 (seven years ago)

In the Nic Roeg thread

time for me to revisit some of these. I still constantly confuse him with Ken Russell.

― akm, Sunday, November 25, 2018 8:18 AM

here's how to unconfuse them: if the film is any good it's by nic roeg

― mark s, Sunday, November 25, 2018 8:33 AM

nickn, Sunday, 25 November 2018 20:41 (seven years ago)

we dont do Oscars in November in this fuckin' thread

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), 27. november 2018 19:47 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

even tho it's ALL THAT MATTERS NOD NOD NOD

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), 27. november 2018 19:47 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This thread isn't even spelled right, what kind of rules do you expect for a thread like that anyway?

― I Never Promised You A Hose Harden (Eric H.), 27. november 2018 19:54 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Cider House

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), 27. november 2018 19:57 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Frederik B, Tuesday, 27 November 2018 20:14 (seven years ago)

good night u princes of ilx

The Poppy Bush AutoZone (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 27 November 2018 20:16 (seven years ago)

three weeks pass...

i wish my life was more like a formulaic rom com and less like a refreshingly/bleakly irreverent twist on the rom com

― Trϵϵship, Friday, 21 December 2018 01:06 (seven hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

gabbnebulous (darraghmac), Friday, 21 December 2018 08:41 (seven years ago)

Haha <3 treesh

Ae$op Rocky (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 21 December 2018 14:02 (seven years ago)

that's a good line - treesh should be punching up scripts for refreshingly/bleakly irreverent twists on romcoms

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Friday, 21 December 2018 14:53 (seven years ago)

the annoying coworkers thread has been very lol. ILE should just be ILP at this point

rip van wanko, Friday, 21 December 2018 15:19 (seven years ago)

ty for allowing me to confirm why I don't read that thread

imago, Friday, 21 December 2018 15:48 (seven years ago)

the very last place i want to hear the same four carols over and over and over and over and over again is at the fucking dentist

― calamity gammon (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 19 December 2018 23:00 (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

back teeth?

― gabbnebulous (darraghmac), Wednesday, 19 December 2018 23:04 (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

gabbnebulous (darraghmac), Friday, 21 December 2018 15:53 (seven years ago)

😎

gabbnebulous (darraghmac), Friday, 21 December 2018 15:53 (seven years ago)

if you don't read that thread then you are the annoying coworker

na (NA), Friday, 21 December 2018 15:53 (seven years ago)

or the one who doesn't work in an office or have coworkers 😎

imago, Friday, 21 December 2018 15:56 (seven years ago)

but seriously, keep ile fecal-free ffs

imago, Friday, 21 December 2018 16:01 (seven years ago)

The 'E' means everything, no exceptions. This is what you signed up for.

jmm, Friday, 21 December 2018 16:11 (seven years ago)

or the one who doesn't work in an office or have coworkers 😎

― imago, Friday, December 21, 2018 7:56 AM (one hour ago)

otm!

sarahell, Friday, 21 December 2018 17:13 (seven years ago)

Was darragh self-exceling there?

Mark G, Friday, 21 December 2018 18:09 (seven years ago)

not the first time iirc. terrible man for the self-excelsioring so he is

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Friday, 21 December 2018 18:12 (seven years ago)

Ar, to be fair it was a good one, but.

Mark G, Friday, 21 December 2018 18:12 (seven years ago)

its part of the craic

gabbnebulous (darraghmac), Friday, 21 December 2018 18:20 (seven years ago)

imago you're missing some good stuff:

I just meant of course ILX's most openly bowel-movement-centric poster is jobbying for Big Poopa

― sans lep (sic), Wednesday, December 19, 2018 1:35 PM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ahem

― Colonel Poo, Wednesday, December 19, 2018 1:55 PM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

pulling rank

― gabbnebulous (darraghmac), Wednesday, December 19, 2018 1:58 PM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

rip van wanko, Friday, 21 December 2018 18:21 (seven years ago)

having now completed those four million words [of Robert Jordan's 'Wheel of Time] i’m not sure what to do with myself

― mookieproof, 27. december 2018 03:39 (twelve hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Could start in on the Bible

― I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), 27. december 2018 03:41 (twelve hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

have to imagine hes ready to leave jordan for a while

― gabbnebulous (darraghmac), 27. december 2018 10:43 (five hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Frederik B, Thursday, 27 December 2018 15:30 (seven years ago)

the eden hazard of 2018 ilx

gabbnebulous (darraghmac), Thursday, 27 December 2018 15:35 (seven years ago)

two weeks pass...

slow clap dad joke A+

anyone ever notice that those little dog dishes you put your stuff into at TSA are actually dog dishes? Like, from PetCo and stuff? I wonder how much government money is going to pet stores.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, January 14, 2019 6:22 PM

No wonder they let vets board first
― Evan, Monday, January 14, 2019 6:30 PM

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 14 January 2019 18:52 (seven years ago)

haaaaa

flopson, Monday, 14 January 2019 18:54 (seven years ago)

crushed it

topical mlady (darraghmac), Monday, 14 January 2019 18:56 (seven years ago)

that's a good un

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 14 January 2019 21:59 (seven years ago)

edit for context:

Is it controversial to hate the Kinks, especially Village Green?

― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, January 17, 2019 8:36 AM (six hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

pls no kinkshaming

― Effectively Big Jim with a beard. (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, January 17, 2019 9:12 AM (six hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 17 January 2019 21:32 (seven years ago)

from the brexit prepper thread:

non-non-toxic succulents can be used to coat arrow tips - though remember to leave the last one for you.

― Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 19 January 2019 16:17 (five hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Lol the effort involved in shooting yourself with a bow

― have you ever seen a VONC's tears? (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 19 January 2019 16:37 (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

imago, Saturday, 19 January 2019 21:23 (seven years ago)

Anyone with any sense knows you half bury the arrow in the ground and leap onto it from a step ladder. It's not rocket science.

Drop out of life with VONC in hand (Noel Emits), Saturday, 19 January 2019 21:29 (seven years ago)

i was thinking something involving standing on the drawstring as you lean over the arrowhead

have you ever seen a VONC's tears? (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 19 January 2019 21:55 (seven years ago)

(but i'm pretty sure the lol was intentional and belongs to AF)

have you ever seen a VONC's tears? (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 19 January 2019 21:56 (seven years ago)

soda on the life-changing magic of tidying up

the late great, Saturday, 19 January 2019 23:00 (seven years ago)

First Reformed is a 2019 limited release here. It did play a festival in 2018. Saw it, but it just felt so 2017 to me.

― Frederik B, Tuesday, January 22, 2019 7:20 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Think we need to rewind, you watched that film some time, probably more than three times, Ethan Hawke's a two-time-nom, two-time-nom.

― Frederik B, Tuesday, January 22, 2019 7:39 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Timothée Charalambides (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 22 January 2019 13:54 (seven years ago)

Nice

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 22 January 2019 14:44 (seven years ago)

The three movies from the Top 100 I haven't seen are Shoah, It's a Wonderful Life and Jeanne Dielman

― ebro the letter (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, January 22, 2019 10:25 AM (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

three very dark works

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, January 22, 2019 10:28 AM (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

two are very long works

― Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, January 22, 2019 12:13 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

why did Bedford Falls get the works?

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, January 22, 2019 12:18 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Norm’s Superego (silby), Tuesday, 22 January 2019 22:50 (seven years ago)

my mum gave us some teething biscuits for our daughter from a company called BICKIEPEGS and occasionally i find the unbearably twee word BICKIEPEGS swimming unbidden into my consciousness and it makes me furious

even worse my daughter has a little drinking cup from BICKIEPEGS called the DOIDY CUP and i am occasionally haunted by the phrase ‘the DOIDY CUP from BICKIEPEGS’ which might be the worst string of syllables i’ve ever heard

― Effectively Big Jim with a beard. (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, January 22, 2019

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 22 January 2019 23:10 (seven years ago)

wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't seen it
http://www.bickiepegs.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/brand-page-banner.jpg

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 22 January 2019 23:12 (seven years ago)

you can get glittery ones too
Plus something called DOIDYPEGS

kinder, Tuesday, 22 January 2019 23:13 (seven years ago)

doidypegs means something different in america i daresay

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 22 January 2019 23:16 (seven years ago)

By the way, "DOIDY CUP from BICKIEPEGS" is the official drinking vessel of the Pete Buttigieg Presidential Exploratory Committee.

Gunther Gleiben (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 22 January 2019 23:18 (seven years ago)

two strong entries, who knew

calumy (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 22 January 2019 23:32 (seven years ago)

I've never seen any of those films other than the bit of thelma and louise where they drive off a cliff and then it stops,

Seems a shame those women were politically misguided

― anvil, Sunday, 27 January 2019 19:16 (fifteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

david waster phallus (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 January 2019 19:37 (seven years ago)

the 1975 is a psyop

― ciderpress, Tuesday, 29 January 2019 19:08 (yesterday) Permalink

⅋ (crüt), Wednesday, 30 January 2019 03:29 (seven years ago)

"Maroon 5 is band you're going to be hearing a lot of for many years to come!"

a large tuna called “Justice” (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 4 February 2019 18:49 (seven years ago)

always is fine, 1941 is not fine, ready player one is roughly as embarrassing as your dad announcing over the school PA that he’s here to deliver the diarrhoea medication you accidentally left behind on the breakfast table this morning

― a surprise challenge that ended with a gunging (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, February 13, 2019 2:45 AM (eight hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Timothée Charalambides (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 16:43 (seven years ago)

wtf is going on juggalos are ICP fans and were mentioned before this revive

Also, the whole phenomena of the Juggalo culture associated with Insane Clown Posse.

― Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Wednesday, February 13, 2019 11:50 AM (six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^alley oop

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 17:00 (seven years ago)


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