sorry i know there is another thread for this, i can take it here instead ask a booty cleaner
― marcos, Wednesday, 14 November 2018 22:07 (seven years ago)
we’ve established previously on ilxor dot com that nothing cleans a butt better than the smooth, absorbent feathers of a goose neck
― the Stanley Kubrick of testicular torsion (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 14 November 2018 22:26 (seven years ago)
we've finally found out what this thread is good for
― A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 14 November 2018 22:36 (seven years ago)
There is a separate board for this sort of thing tbh.
― ROCK MUSIC (Tom D.), Wednesday, 14 November 2018 22:41 (seven years ago)
Yeah aint no way im takin 3 min showersU guys prob smell and dont even kno it
― F# A# (∞), Wednesday, 14 November 2018 22:49 (seven years ago)
lovin all this stinky butthole talk
― macropuente (map), Wednesday, 14 November 2018 22:52 (seven years ago)
Wut wut in the butt
― F# A# (∞), Wednesday, 14 November 2018 22:53 (seven years ago)
yeah what the fuck, you can easily soap up and rinse in under 3 minutes and people wash their hair too much
― global tetrahedron, Wednesday, 14 November 2018 23:03 (seven years ago)
you can shave yr own butthole you just gotta be fuckin delicate, touch like a feather
― unproven (darraghmac), Wednesday, 14 November 2018 23:09 (seven years ago)
* the part of poll threads where everybody posts their ballot is kind of a bummer and conversation-killer. but i know it brings joy to many! i'm bad at having controversial opinions.
― |Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 15 November 2018 00:47 (seven years ago)
buttholes are surprisingly resilient, just putting that one out there without further comment
― macropuente (map), Thursday, 15 November 2018 00:50 (seven years ago)
i thought the groupon laser hair removal stuff wasn't legit
― Trϵϵship, Thursday, 15 November 2018 01:01 (seven years ago)
I'm jealous of people who don't have to wash their hair every day and do it maybe once a week. Asian hair is too fine and gets greasy fast. It will start to smell like a dusty corner after one day.
The groupon laser things are fine. Just check the business reviews like anything else. Laser does sting a lot. It's like a snapping hot rubber band over and over and over and over...
― Yerac, Thursday, 15 November 2018 01:15 (seven years ago)
if i ever get around to getting super buff i'll do it as a finishing touch
― Trϵϵship, Thursday, 15 November 2018 02:00 (seven years ago)
Lmao at dmac trying to pluck his ass hairs
― F# A# (∞), Thursday, 15 November 2018 02:48 (seven years ago)
omg this has turned into ilx's grodiest thread
― rip van wanko, Thursday, 15 November 2018 04:13 (seven years ago)
no controversy there
― A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 15 November 2018 04:15 (seven years ago)
― rip van wanko, Wednesday, November 14, 2018 9:13 PM (fifty-six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
lol not by half
― gbx, Thursday, 15 November 2018 05:10 (seven years ago)
I took rvw to mean among active threads. who can remember all the scatology of yesteryear?
― A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 15 November 2018 05:12 (seven years ago)
― unproven (darraghmac), Wednesday, 14 November 2018 23:09 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
*
― |Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 15 November 2018 00:47 (seven hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― unproven (darraghmac), Thursday, 15 November 2018 08:43 (seven years ago)
well considered and highly nuanced opinions on The Wire and The Sopranos etc are often pretty much like shaved buttholes, everyone on Ilx has got them etc..
― calzino, Thursday, 15 November 2018 08:52 (seven years ago)
I don’t think Lena Dunham deserves all the hate and mockery she gets
― just1n3, Monday, 26 November 2018 20:43 (seven years ago)
poor timing
― rip van wanko, Monday, 26 November 2018 20:48 (seven years ago)
Agreed, just1n3
― fgti is for (flamboyant goon tie included), Monday, 26 November 2018 22:12 (seven years ago)
The best Star Wars movie is The Last Jedi
― I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Thursday, 6 December 2018 04:18 (seven years ago)
hellll y4qh
― flappy bird, Thursday, 6 December 2018 05:09 (seven years ago)
Agreed! Not a fan of star wars, but watched them all with my son as it's his thing and it was the first one I genuinely enjoyed
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 6 December 2018 07:39 (seven years ago)
the best star wars movie is rogue one actually
― puppy bash (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 December 2018 08:30 (seven years ago)
which is the shortest one?
― biliares now living will never buey (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 6 December 2018 08:57 (seven years ago)
r2d2 innit?
― calzino, Thursday, 6 December 2018 08:58 (seven years ago)
obv the one with the hologram Peter Cushing makes u think - about death!
― calzino, Thursday, 6 December 2018 09:12 (seven years ago)
"best" isn't really appropriate since only one of them is good and it's Empire.
― ryan, Thursday, 6 December 2018 15:33 (seven years ago)
tbh Rogue One is my third favourite (after A New Hope and Empire)
― flamboyant goon tie included, Thursday, 6 December 2018 15:37 (seven years ago)
Your opinions are not controversial enough >:(
― I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Thursday, 6 December 2018 15:39 (seven years ago)
i'd probably agree with that too fgti
― We're in 2009—it's time to take risks, (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 6 December 2018 15:40 (seven years ago)
Fine here's my controversial opinion:
Method acting classes are actually just a format for emotionally abusing aspirant actors into creepy pyramid schemes
― flamboyant goon tie included, Thursday, 6 December 2018 15:47 (seven years ago)
i'd agree with that too, and add that second city / upright citizen's brigade-style programmes for aspiring comics are pretty much the same deal
― We're in 2009—it's time to take risks, (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 6 December 2018 15:53 (seven years ago)
Funerals are a waste of time and money.
― Yerac, Thursday, 6 December 2018 15:53 (seven years ago)
damn, it's 'post things bg agrees with' day itt
― We're in 2009—it's time to take risks, (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 6 December 2018 15:54 (seven years ago)
Some cultures tend to agree.
xp
― pomenitul, Thursday, 6 December 2018 15:54 (seven years ago)
Parents should only be allowed to post one pic of their child online on social media a year up until the age of 6, after which the child must sign a release every year after.
― Yerac, Thursday, 6 December 2018 15:55 (seven years ago)
Rogue One is even less entertaining than the prequels.
― jmm, Thursday, 6 December 2018 15:56 (seven years ago)
Not controversial.
― pomenitul, Thursday, 6 December 2018 15:56 (seven years ago)
Parents should only not be allowed to post one any pic(s) of their child online on social media a year up until the age of 6,
― Monica Kindle (Tom D.), Thursday, 6 December 2018 15:57 (seven years ago)
Yeah^^^ basically. I tried to be a bit more fair though, nevermind that I always think of strangers jacking it to these pics of children online.
― Yerac, Thursday, 6 December 2018 16:00 (seven years ago)
counterpoint: we've got a lot of extended family who love to see pictures of the kids and FB is a great way to do that, in fact it's one of the few things it's actually good for, also my kids are very cute
― frogbs, Thursday, 6 December 2018 16:01 (seven years ago)
Make sure your account is locked down. Also, I just think it's bad that kids don't get a say in what is posted of them online. I got PISSED at my dad when I finally accepted his friend request on fb and saw a bunch of random pics of me in his profile that wasn't locked down.
― Yerac, Thursday, 6 December 2018 16:06 (seven years ago)
hate to say it but your parents have an eternal, god-given right to distribute embarrassing photos of you and there's nothing you can do about it
― frogbs, Thursday, 6 December 2018 16:07 (seven years ago)
yeah, but I have a right to privacy.
― Yerac, Thursday, 6 December 2018 16:08 (seven years ago)
ok but lol at the idea that there are rando pedos trawling fb for banal photos of clothed children smiling in candid photos to jack it to; u realize these guys have a whole dark web full of actual child pornography?
― Mordy, Thursday, 6 December 2018 16:08 (seven years ago)