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Controp: ppl shower too much

a three-minute shower is totally legit if you are getting the job done

If you don't have to let conditioner set, 3 minutes is enough time.

Controp: ppl shower too much

― I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Wednesday, November 14, 2018 4:59 PM (three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i agree. i don't really think soap or shampoo is needed more than once or twice a week. hot water is good at cleaning things.

something that is not good at cleaning things is plain toilet paper. once i had kids and had to wipe shit off of butts all day with baby wipes it occurred to me how useless plain toilet paper is. if plain toilet paper is all one uses to wipe a butt - if one is not using wet wipes or a bidet - then that butt is probably not that clean

sorry i know there is another thread for this, i can take it here instead ask a booty cleaner

we’ve established previously on ilxor dot com that nothing cleans a butt better than the smooth, absorbent feathers of a goose neck

we've finally found out what this thread is good for

There is a separate board for this sort of thing tbh.

Yeah aint no way im takin 3 min showers

U guys prob smell and dont even kno it

lovin all this stinky butthole talk

Wut wut in the butt

yeah what the fuck, you can easily soap up and rinse in under 3 minutes and people wash their hair too much

you can shave yr own butthole you just gotta be fuckin delicate, touch like a feather

* the part of poll threads where everybody posts their ballot is kind of a bummer and conversation-killer. but i know it brings joy to many! i'm bad at having controversial opinions.

buttholes are surprisingly resilient, just putting that one out there without further comment

i thought the groupon laser hair removal stuff wasn't legit

I'm jealous of people who don't have to wash their hair every day and do it maybe once a week. Asian hair is too fine and gets greasy fast. It will start to smell like a dusty corner after one day.

The groupon laser things are fine. Just check the business reviews like anything else. Laser does sting a lot. It's like a snapping hot rubber band over and over and over and over...

if i ever get around to getting super buff i'll do it as a finishing touch

Lmao at dmac trying to pluck his ass hairs

omg this has turned into ilx's grodiest thread

no controversy there

omg this has turned into ilx's grodiest thread

― rip van wanko, Wednesday, November 14, 2018 9:13 PM (fifty-six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol not by half

I took rvw to mean among active threads. who can remember all the scatology of yesteryear?

you can shave yr own butthole you just gotta be fuckin delicate, touch like a feather

― unproven (darraghmac), Wednesday, 14 November 2018 23:09 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

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― |Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 15 November 2018 00:47 (seven hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

well considered and highly nuanced opinions on The Wire and The Sopranos etc are often pretty much like shaved buttholes, everyone on Ilx has got them etc..

I don’t think Lena Dunham deserves all the hate and mockery she gets

poor timing

Agreed, just1n3

The best Star Wars movie is The Last Jedi

hellll y4qh

Agreed! Not a fan of star wars, but watched them all with my son as it's his thing and it was the first one I genuinely enjoyed

the best star wars movie is rogue one actually

which is the shortest one?

r2d2 innit?

obv the one with the hologram Peter Cushing makes u think - about death!

"best" isn't really appropriate since only one of them is good and it's Empire.

tbh Rogue One is my third favourite (after A New Hope and Empire)

Your opinions are not controversial enough >:(

i'd probably agree with that too fgti

Fine here's my controversial opinion:

Method acting classes are actually just a format for emotionally abusing aspirant actors into creepy pyramid schemes

i'd agree with that too, and add that second city / upright citizen's brigade-style programmes for aspiring comics are pretty much the same deal

Funerals are a waste of time and money.

damn, it's 'post things bg agrees with' day itt

Some cultures tend to agree.

xp

Parents should only be allowed to post one pic of their child online on social media a year up until the age of 6, after which the child must sign a release every year after.

Rogue One is even less entertaining than the prequels.

Not controversial.

xp

Parents should only not be allowed to post one any pic(s) of their child online on social media a year up until the age of 6,

Yeah^^^ basically. I tried to be a bit more fair though, nevermind that I always think of strangers jacking it to these pics of children online.

counterpoint: we've got a lot of extended family who love to see pictures of the kids and FB is a great way to do that, in fact it's one of the few things it's actually good for, also my kids are very cute