Words, usages, and phrases that annoy the shit out of you...

gives me pause gives me cause to post here

Someone on my fb was saying that kids in school music classes are calling the sharp# a hashtag. blech.

I like "gives me pause" because I always picture the speaker with little paws, sitting up and begging.

Lol

"Level best". Is it just me or is this suddenly being used a lot recently?

i've been around programmers/developers my whole life so i've always heard "#" being referred to as hash, so it's not a huge deal to me

i've never heard anyone refer to it as a sharp outside of music though, it was mostly number sign or pound

thanks for the info, Fhash Ahash

yup yup yup

TIL there are a lot of signs similar to the sharp sign, and a lot of names for them! i already sorta kinda knew abt "octothorp" (tho i couldn't actually remember it, which is why i looked all this up)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Number_sign

foctothorp

when i'm canada the recorded voice when calling places say "number sign"

when in the us, they say "pound"

some odd exceptions in the us, because murica

says*

yeah I know a few teachers and they've all brought up the flat/hashtag thing to me, totally exasperated

what do those kids think of the "phone" icon on their smartphones?

flat/hashtag would actually be exasperating

flattag

The sharp sign is obviously not a hash/pound sign

♯ vs #

i used to use an actual sharp sign for my dn but people wanted all my pithy comments to be searchable

#fanservice

btw any media outlets not properly diacriticizing Spanish names (let alone French, or Vietnamese) in 2018 needs to get their acts together, you look illiterate when you write "Bogota"

Bah-GOAT-uh, Columbia

I just realized that when I used to notate music I never wrote the sharp slanting the right way.

you really don't have to

I can definitely hear when it isn't slanting tbf

it's less sharp right?

btw any media outlets not properly diacriticizing Spanish names (let alone French, or Vietnamese) in 2018 needs to get their acts together, you look illiterate when you write "Bogota"

― I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby)

Yes, and there's a big difference between "año" and "ano," NY Times Crossword editor

you guys are ripping nytimes a new ano

http://www.rpmseattle.com/of_note/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/03_QT_Symbols-500x171.png

waht

quartertones baby

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7vZURdhucM

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/54/Llpd%2B1%C2%BD.svg/164px-Llpd%2B1%C2%BD.svg.pngmicrotone4lyfe

What is this madness.

it's where the fun starts

I approve.

cof break fellas

It's a gateway drug and it inevitably leads to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWxBlj-R8OQ

or that metal dude imago likes

"Wins the internet"--track down whoever came up with that idiocy.

wins iirc

People Who Have Won the Internet

People who deftly dramatize and inhabit the internet; people who have read the whole thing; people who determine the rules of internet engagement. There aren’t a lot of them but there are too many to name–so maybe it is time we started a list. I will offer my top five: Molly Lambert, Julian Assange, Tavi, Andrey Ternovskiy, and Ned Raggett.

twitter explodes

A tad immodest from Ned there tbh.

Whatever. This. Is. Called.

Stupidest. Thing. Ever.

(This has probably been mentioned already, but I don't know how to search it.)

pseudo frenchisms like oui'd, heaux etc

seriously wtf

That thing where people say "[something like 'no one cares'/'whatever you say'], Karen/Carol/Generic Unhip White Woman Name" to condescendingly call bullshit on something.

It seems like a bad fusion of the concept of emotional labor in the workplace and unpaid domestic labor at home.

― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Monday, October 23, 2017 12:23 PM (one year ago)

https://www.theatlantic.com/family/archive/2018/11/arlie-hochschild-housework-isnt-emotional-labor/576637/

HOCHSCHILD SPEAKS

Beck: Okay, so that was the lightning round. Thank you for doing that. It’s interesting because it seems like people are trying to have an important conversation about the work that women are expected to do outside of their jobs, about the way they have to smooth social interactions, or sometimes it’s about having to remember all this stuff for the household, or sometimes in the office. Or about just chores? And all of these things are getting kind of smooshed together and being called emotional labor, as far as I can tell.

Hochschild: I agree. We’re trying to have an important conversation but having it in a very hazy way, working with [ a] blunt concept. I think the answer is to be more precise and careful in our ideas and to bring this conversation into families and to the office in a helpful way.

If you have an important conversation using muddy ideas, you cannot accomplish your purpose. You won’t be understood by others. And you won’t be clear to yourself. That’s what’s going on. It’d be like going to a bad therapist—“Well, just try to have a better day tomorrow.” You’re doing the right thing, you’re seeking help, but you’re not getting clarification and communicating clearly. It can defeat the purpose; it can backfire.

when 'automatic' is used instead of 'instant', or thereabouts. for example, in the context of a game, or something: "if you roll a 4, that's an automatic lose". NO! there is no automation here.

also, this is very much a regional english thing, but i'm noticing a lot of yorkshire/lancashire folks developing a trend of omitting prepositions:
"I'm going Tesco"
"Wanna go cinema but not sure what to see"
"Anyone going Thee Oh Sees tonight?"

*to*. you're going *TO*. your words. use them.

telegraphic language is damned easy to misunderstand, but the tendency toward terseness appears to inhere in our ever more technological and complex culture. at some point this kind of lossy compression will collide with the ever increasing complexity and specificity of modern capitalism and create so much drag and inefficiency that the whole apparatus will cease to function. I already see signs of this happening.

Examples

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tbh most ppl use too many words