Things you were shockingly old when you learned

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Bloody contact makes for more mingling than no contact at all. But the phonemes!

pomenitul, Sunday, 11 November 2018 12:37 (seven years ago)

Same reason I’m likelier to pronounce csárdás and kürtőskalács correctly.

pomenitul, Sunday, 11 November 2018 12:41 (seven years ago)

Reminds me, there's a Scottish guy who comes into the Library who always exaggeratedly pronounces his name as McCulloCCCCCHHHHHH. I'm like, "Yeah, we get the message, mate".

ROCK MUSIC (Tom D.), Sunday, 11 November 2018 12:46 (seven years ago)

sure it could be a local thing, theres five ways to say gallagher on the island and by chrisht youd better be clear about which one youre claimin

unproven (darraghmac), Sunday, 11 November 2018 12:48 (seven years ago)

golloher
gallaher
gallager
galacher
gollocher

seein as u asked

unproven (darraghmac), Sunday, 11 November 2018 12:49 (seven years ago)

gallacher otoh is scotch afaict

unproven (darraghmac), Sunday, 11 November 2018 12:50 (seven years ago)

How would you say it in Dublin?

pomenitul, Sunday, 11 November 2018 12:57 (seven years ago)

second one seems the norm

unproven (darraghmac), Sunday, 11 November 2018 13:27 (seven years ago)

how do you say Mahoney tho

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 11 November 2018 13:36 (seven years ago)

I used to know someone called Pádraig and he pronounced it something like Porrick. So when I heard other English people pronounce other Pádraigs as Padraig or Podraig I was like "ha ha you n00bs" but then it turned out some Pádraigs do pronounce it that way. Simliar thing with Catriona/Katrina.

Alba, Sunday, 11 November 2018 13:47 (seven years ago)

yeah look you have to listen or ask sorry bout that

unproven (darraghmac), Sunday, 11 November 2018 13:55 (seven years ago)

tho i do think p Harrington is just pauric

unproven (darraghmac), Sunday, 11 November 2018 13:56 (seven years ago)

The only Padraig I've ever met was a Podrig. I'm not claiming to be much better than your average English but I did once get complimented by a Cathal for a decent effort at getting his name right (something like Cohul iirc).

my general approach to Irish spellings of Irish names, which you don't see v often in GB but still, is to rack my brains for an anglicised name with the same first letter and some of the same consonants in the middle, which is bad

tbh this is my usual approach, which sometimes works but often it's not quite the same (e.g. Padraig) and more often I just guess the wrong Anglicised name - e.g. Aoileann is not the Irish spelling of Eileen, they are 2 different names.

Colonel Poo, Sunday, 11 November 2018 14:51 (seven years ago)

and tbf an awful lot of them are just made up, like that last one

unproven (darraghmac), Sunday, 11 November 2018 15:10 (seven years ago)

all names are made up deems, the only issue -- and not much of one until you meet the wrong person -- is when

mark s, Sunday, 11 November 2018 15:11 (seven years ago)

díms

unproven (darraghmac), Sunday, 11 November 2018 15:25 (seven years ago)

tÿmß

pomenitul, Sunday, 11 November 2018 15:30 (seven years ago)

every pronunciation is a pose, or an assertion of inclusion, exclusion, or of ~knowing~. because that's the information behind, and above, mere fact.

Hunt3r, Sunday, 11 November 2018 16:07 (seven years ago)

My given name is Padraic. I got tired of explaining it and had it changed.

Will still answer to Paddy, particularly among family, but generally it was just a hassle.

Quantum of shoelace (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 12 November 2018 10:54 (seven years ago)

for some reason I was under the impression that Vladimir Nabokov was gay, when in fact he was kind of homophobic and had a gay brother

mh, Tuesday, 13 November 2018 04:07 (seven years ago)

Yes and it's kind of horrifying if you juxtapose the somewhat glib homophobia in e.g. Pale Fire with the tragic circumstances of Sergei's death in a concentration camp.

The best I can say is, one can add it to a long (and growing) list of instances where one might admire some specific works of art while finding the artists problematic (or worse).

Quantum of shoelace (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 13 November 2018 04:21 (seven years ago)

That the plural of “opus” is “opera” wtf

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Tuesday, 13 November 2018 06:36 (seven years ago)

whoa

flappy bird, Tuesday, 13 November 2018 06:40 (seven years ago)

(it's opuses)

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 13 November 2018 08:09 (seven years ago)

Opera is the Latin plural

Number None, Tuesday, 13 November 2018 08:16 (seven years ago)

wonder how a single unit of works becomes a plural.
So adding an extra s on the end of a group of work by a single composer and going operas is making a plural out of a plural? & therefore somewhat graphemetically tautological? gorlumme

Stevolende, Tuesday, 13 November 2018 08:54 (seven years ago)

Most names of pasta are in a similar situation: spaghetti is little strings; spaghettis would be little stringses.

"Agenda" is also originally plural.

Quantum of shoelace (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 13 November 2018 13:14 (seven years ago)

hippopotamuses s/d hippopotamodes

mark s, Tuesday, 13 November 2018 13:17 (seven years ago)

Double plurals exist in English "the peoples of the world"

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 13 November 2018 13:23 (seven years ago)

Octopuses, octopodes; clitorises, clitorides.

This is partly why I generally favor pluralizing loanwords using the conventions of English, rather than trying to replicate the pluralizing strategy of the source language. I cringe a little when I hear someone saying "these memoranda" or "syllabi: or "matrices."

Frank Lloyd RONG (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 13 November 2018 13:26 (seven years ago)

Or data

Who the fuck says “spaghettis” tho

coetzee.cx (wins), Tuesday, 13 November 2018 13:29 (seven years ago)

children and ppl pretending to talk like children

mark s, Tuesday, 13 November 2018 13:31 (seven years ago)

they are the future iirc

mark s, Tuesday, 13 November 2018 13:32 (seven years ago)

Double plurals exist in English "the peoples of the world"

spice up your life

the Stanley Kubrick of testicular torsion (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 13 November 2018 13:33 (seven years ago)

What is plural of 'zigazig ah' plz

Carl Perkins and the Gherkin Merkins (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 13 November 2018 13:52 (seven years ago)

zigazag us zigazag ah zigazag um

mark s, Tuesday, 13 November 2018 13:53 (seven years ago)

(Also, can you plz give me heads up when you change your dn so that I make sure I don't spit take my monitor?)

My 'shockingly old' revelation of the day: a lobster roll is not some fancy sushi thing but rather lobster on a hot dog bun, wtf.

Carl Perkins and the Gherkin Merkins (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 13 November 2018 13:54 (seven years ago)

Plural of "spaghetti" is "spaghettis-o's"

Plinka Trinka Banga Tink (Eliza D.), Tuesday, 13 November 2018 13:56 (seven years ago)

whats wrong with matrices!

unproven (darraghmac), Tuesday, 13 November 2018 14:30 (seven years ago)

first one was fine but reloaded and revolutions were a disappointment imo

the Stanley Kubrick of testicular torsion (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 13 November 2018 14:32 (seven years ago)

counterpoint: they were all bad not good

mark s, Tuesday, 13 November 2018 14:41 (seven years ago)

That the plural of “opus” is “opera” wtf

Was that from last night's Jeopardy?

jmm, Tuesday, 13 November 2018 14:43 (seven years ago)

Okay so what is the plural of 'Bill the Cat' then?

Carl Perkins and the Gherkin Merkins (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 13 November 2018 14:47 (seven years ago)

bill the's cats

the Stanley Kubrick of testicular torsion (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 13 November 2018 14:48 (seven years ago)

I was shockingly old when I realized that Bill and Cathy had the same catchphrase.

Carl Perkins and the Gherkin Merkins (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 13 November 2018 14:52 (seven years ago)

You ought've to known by now.

pplains, Tuesday, 13 November 2018 15:03 (seven years ago)

(You ought've to known by now.)

pplains, Tuesday, 13 November 2018 15:03 (seven years ago)

Was that from last night's Jeopardy?
Yes! I'm visiting CA from Australia and was mesmerised.

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Tuesday, 13 November 2018 15:17 (seven years ago)

We have so much to teach the world, it's true.

Carl Perkins and the Gherkin Merkins (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 13 November 2018 15:20 (seven years ago)

hung out with two friends. "money for nothing" came up cuz one of us said "that ain't workin'" or something. they both admitted they were adults before realizing that was sting on backing vox. i thought about explaining this thread to them but, in the end, didn't.

andrew m., Tuesday, 13 November 2018 15:30 (seven years ago)


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