If only you could keep him this small & cute - e.g. daily trimming, like this:
http://www.indoor-bonsai-tree.com/Bonsai.jpg
― StanM, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 21:43 (seventeen years ago)
i have to pick out an AKC name, but despite how funny it seems at the moment, i'm pretty sure that they would frown on N0rthf0rk's Gropecunt Lane.
xpost: i am curious to see how much weight he has gained in the 4 days since we got him at the vet tomorrow.
― AMYL NATHRAKH (jjjusten), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 21:44 (seventeen years ago)
btw, you need to post new pictures
― Obama seems to have the views of a 21-year-old Hispanic girl (HI DERE), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 21:45 (seventeen years ago)
I have to say that internet people who don't even know john justen have contacted me personally to tell me how cute his dog is. I may steer them to this thread.
― But not someone who should be dead anyway (Laurel), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 21:47 (seventeen years ago)
yeah i know. they are sitting in my camera at home now, and the various picture takers of the last day or two dont seem to have posted any of theirs on the internet t ( o_o t)
xpost we will continue our attempts at more frequent updates
― AMYL NATHRAKH (jjjusten), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 21:48 (seventeen years ago)
I am picturing his 'so what was that all about' expression and it's all I can do not to go buy a puppy right now.
― Bathtime at the Apollo (G00blar), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 21:48 (seventeen years ago)
What type of dog is Henry?
Henry's Mollification takes a Lingday
― cant go with u too many alfbrees (Abbott), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 21:49 (seventeen years ago)
when he reaches a decent age in dog years, you should totally start calling him "hank"
― nabisco, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 21:51 (seventeen years ago)
or maybe just when he hasn't been to the groomer in a while and is getting sort of shaggy and hank-like
let me say again, omg
― Swat Valley High (goole), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 21:53 (seventeen years ago)
Henry is a Bernese Mountain Dog.
xpost - oh hes totally going to get called hank, that is part of the master plan of the name
― AMYL NATHRAKH (jjjusten), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 21:54 (seventeen years ago)
j0hn check your email!
― Swat Valley High (goole), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 21:55 (seventeen years ago)
Harry. Not Hank.
This should be obvious!
― Subtlest Fart Joke (Oilyrags), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 21:55 (seventeen years ago)
goole - responded.
noted former ilx internet superstar Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows has visited and given an unequivocal vote of awesome to Henry. he also almost ate some of henrys treats because they look just like oyster crackers.
― AMYL NATHRAKH (jjjusten), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 22:02 (seventeen years ago)
uh oh i feel a Will Drink It coming on
― Swat Valley High (goole), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 22:02 (seventeen years ago)
oh come on, you know he almost ate them because he eats doggie treats
― Obama seems to have the views of a 21-year-old Hispanic girl (HI DERE), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 22:03 (seventeen years ago)
I just really, REALLY want to hug this puppy. (Also, how could you not know that FB eats dog treats after all these years? I could have told you that in 1989.)
― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 22:06 (seventeen years ago)
THAT IS INDEED AN EXCELLENT PUPPY
― Tits Bramble (Matt DC), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 22:07 (seventeen years ago)
oh look:
http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs086.snc1/4601_106272475589_545080589_3190991_2159951_n.jpg
― AMYL NATHRAKH (jjjusten), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 22:08 (seventeen years ago)
if you gave the head about a 15 degree tilt to the right, that is facemelting guitar solo reaction.
dude that one looks like you
― Swat Valley High (goole), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 22:09 (seventeen years ago)
There is a mean streak in his eyes. But you know you will forgive him anything.
― man saves ducklings from (ledge), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 22:10 (seventeen years ago)
MORE FEETS MORE FEETS
― But not someone who should be dead anyway (Laurel), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 22:13 (seventeen years ago)
Seriously, his paws are amazing.
― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 22:16 (seventeen years ago)
I think he's foaming at the mouth in that last one. But it's cute foam!
― resistance is feudal (WmC), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 22:32 (seventeen years ago)
puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy
― ian, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 22:36 (seventeen years ago)
sort of like how if you went to a dog psychiatrist he would mostly say stuff like "and how did your butt smell when that happened?"
― nabisco, Wednesday, June 3, 2009 4:34 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark
so corny but i lol'd
― bnw, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 22:44 (seventeen years ago)
he is SO ADORABLE! i know it's creepy but i wish i lived near you so i could go soak up your dog's cuteness.
― Maria, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 23:01 (seventeen years ago)
http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs086.snc1/4601_108756485589_545080589_3217148_4077897_n.jpg
SUP
― AMYL NATHRAKH (jjjusten), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 23:27 (seventeen years ago)
sorry about the footlessness for the puppyfoot fans out there, but more forthcoming.
― AMYL NATHRAKH (jjjusten), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 23:28 (seventeen years ago)
BEAUTIFUL!
― James Morrison, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 23:29 (seventeen years ago)
His little pink tongue is adorable, too!
― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 23:30 (seventeen years ago)
i am dying with affection for henry. he is everything i have been looking for in a canine companion.
― the table is the table, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 23:32 (seventeen years ago)
look at the motherfucker just sitting there
― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 23:45 (seventeen years ago)
h'mmm yes can i help you
his name is the same name as my name!
― henry s, Thursday, 4 June 2009 00:47 (seventeen years ago)
i think of him as an homage to all the great henrys of the world
― AMYL NATHRAKH (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 June 2009 00:55 (seventeen years ago)
he kind looks like bob
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 4 June 2009 00:55 (seventeen years ago)
we toyed with naming him steve
― AMYL NATHRAKH (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 June 2009 01:18 (seventeen years ago)
luv the name henry btw in general and for this dogg
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 4 June 2009 01:20 (seventeen years ago)
awes
― AMYL NATHRAKH (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 June 2009 01:51 (seventeen years ago)
http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs086.snc1/4601_108756490589_545080589_3217149_5890823_n.jpg
OH HAI
― AMYL NATHRAKH (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 June 2009 01:55 (seventeen years ago)
Not to crash Henry's thread but I got my excellent new puppy Enid two weeks ago:http://i40.tinypic.com/16k6wpj.jpg
Henry is probably about four times as big though.
― joygoat, Thursday, 4 June 2009 02:02 (seventeen years ago)
Enid u cool!
― AMYL NATHRAKH (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 June 2009 02:15 (seventeen years ago)
ALSO BEAUTIFUL!
― James Morrison, Thursday, 4 June 2009 03:04 (seventeen years ago)
Henry and Enid are both adorable. PUPPIES!
Henry under the stairs is so cute.
― ENBB, Thursday, 4 June 2009 03:10 (seventeen years ago)
Just adding to the requests for FEETS.
― 502 Bad Gateway (suzy), Thursday, 4 June 2009 03:12 (seventeen years ago)
http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs086.snc1/4601_108756480589_545080589_3217147_7065491_n.jpg
Henry just wanted to stop by and let all ILXORS know that he is open for appointments and looks forward to SBing meeting you all.
― AMYL NATHRAKH (jjjusten), Friday, 5 June 2009 23:42 (seventeen years ago)
note - i know, no feets, but a foot, and that will have to tide you over until more pictures are added to my "oh look you are puppy obsessed" flickr account
― AMYL NATHRAKH (jjjusten), Friday, 5 June 2009 23:43 (seventeen years ago)
Oh my gosh Henry is a wonderful dog that has stolen my heart with cuets!
^^^^^^^^^^^^
― linda emangalitsa (get bent), Friday, 5 June 2009 23:47 (seventeen years ago)
Condolences, jjj. Henry was an exceptional beast.
― emil.y, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 23:17 (nine years ago)
Ah man. Best and love, y'all.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 23:22 (nine years ago)
rip :( like losing a [non-digetic] ilxor
― Mordy, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 23:44 (nine years ago)
So sorry, jjj.
― how's life, Thursday, 2 February 2017 00:06 (nine years ago)
Oh no! First I've heard of the loss, so sorry jjj. Henry I loved you lots and lots from afar, and you seem like the kinda guy who loved me back :(
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Thursday, 2 February 2017 00:18 (nine years ago)
This is garbage. Fuck everything.
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 2 February 2017 00:18 (nine years ago)
Condolences to JJJ and K (and everyone, really)
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 2 February 2017 00:19 (nine years ago)
jfc I remember when this thread just started. =|
― carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 2 February 2017 00:27 (nine years ago)
Very very sorry. Such a good dog.
― International House of Hot Takes (kingfish), Thursday, 2 February 2017 00:31 (nine years ago)
:(
― brownie, Thursday, 2 February 2017 00:32 (nine years ago)
rip Henry.You brought a lot of joy to internet people who you never even met.
― Odysseus, Thursday, 2 February 2017 00:32 (nine years ago)
oh man, i'm sorry
― mookieproof, Thursday, 2 February 2017 00:44 (nine years ago)
Thanks guys, it just happened hours ago so I'm still somewhat stunned. Fuck 2017 and fuck cancer.
― Here, let me Danesplain that for you (jjjusten), Thursday, 2 February 2017 01:48 (nine years ago)
very sorry to hear about this, j. i remember when this thread started too :(
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 2 February 2017 02:21 (nine years ago)
forever excellent
rip henry <3
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 2 February 2017 03:17 (nine years ago)
So sorry for your loss, jjj.
― aaaaaaaauuuuuuuuu (melting robot) (WilliamC), Thursday, 2 February 2017 03:18 (nine years ago)
jjj, I'm so sorry.
― banjoboy, Thursday, 2 February 2017 04:20 (nine years ago)
my condolences. wherever there is real love and loss there is real grief.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Thursday, 2 February 2017 04:28 (nine years ago)
i am so sorry jjj, henry was beautiful and magnificent and i know you all loved him dearly. RIP
― estela, Thursday, 2 February 2017 06:14 (nine years ago)
fuck, i've been avoiding this thread cause i had a feeling.my condolences; it's the worst.
― A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses), Thursday, 2 February 2017 07:00 (nine years ago)
Ah man :( Very sorry for your loss jjj.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 2 February 2017 12:03 (nine years ago)
RIP sweet pooch
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 2 February 2017 12:31 (nine years ago)
I am so sad about this.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 2 February 2017 15:16 (nine years ago)
Haven't seen this thread before, but sorry for your loss. Looks like a beautiful friendly dog, and sounds like you had happy years together.
― Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 2 February 2017 15:44 (nine years ago)
edited the thread title because I didn't want people popping up for new pics and getting blindsided
― Here, let me Danesplain that for you (jjjusten), Thursday, 2 February 2017 19:20 (nine years ago)
What happened? I know BMDs don't have a long lifespan compared to smaller breeds, so was it in keeping with that?
― jane burkini (suzy), Thursday, 2 February 2017 19:36 (nine years ago)
aw man, condolences
― sleeve, Thursday, 2 February 2017 19:37 (nine years ago)
x-post - He said uptread "fuck cancer" so I assumed that. Oh, JJ my heart breaks for you.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 2 February 2017 19:38 (nine years ago)
condolences jjj - what an awesome dog
― for sale: steve bannon waifu pillow (heavily soiled) (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 2 February 2017 19:45 (nine years ago)
oh no no no no
― lxy, Friday, 3 February 2017 23:49 (nine years ago)
So very sorry to hear this, heart breaks for you J
― MaresNest, Saturday, 4 February 2017 10:57 (nine years ago)
only just read this news on Facebook, so sorry John.
RIP Henry, ILX Hall of Famer
― sheer presence, look and size (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 4 February 2017 19:47 (nine years ago)
Rest easy in the arms of the great lover of all dogs Henry, your thread gave me joy in this world. Condolences to you John.
― though she denies it to the press, (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Saturday, 4 February 2017 19:49 (nine years ago)