Elon Musk

What? Is "Elon Musk" a sloppy anagram for "Nigerian Prince"?

Musk's first idea to fix LA's traffic was double- or triple-decking the 405, which they worked on for awhile but eventually rejected because the off-ramps would get too crowded with cars. 🤔#NLCLA

— Alissa Walker (@awalkerinLA) November 9, 2018

So the Mayor of Los Angeles just asked Elon Musk if he thinks cities should really be building high-speed rail anymore.

Musk says no, they should not.

To a room full of city leaders who are working on high-speed rail projects. #NLCLA

— Alissa Walker (@awalkerinLA) November 8, 2018

A good heuristic for understanding why high-speed rail is a workable and practical idea and triple-decker freeways over mountains is that many effective high-speed rail networks exist all over the world and there are zero triple decker freeways over mountains.

— Michael T Sweeney (@mtsw) November 9, 2018

Also, earthquakes

Musk wants to sell cars so duh

This fuckin' guy

elon musp

elon is his own failson something to think abt

Musk wants to sell cars so duh

― Οὖτις, Thursday, November 8, 2018 9:14 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

good of mayor garcetti to provide him with a platform

lol

Exclusive: NASA to launch safety review of SpaceX and Boeing after video of Elon Musk smoking pot rankled agency leaders https://t.co/woWjmEoa4C

— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) November 20, 2018

i'd never have guessed joe rogan would be the one to destroy elon musk but i'm okay with it tbh

damn nasa needs to chill and spark a fatty

I dunno, Brooklyn has this cool triple-level roadway, created by proto-Musk Robert Moses, and it's never had any problems.

http://gothamist.com/attachments/nyc_chrisrobbins/92018BQEcantilever.jpg

*j/o motion*

Elon Musk’s Boring Company abandons plan for tunnel below Westside. https://t.co/ovqgXI36pw pic.twitter.com/upBHcz6cB3

— Curbed LA (@CurbedLA) November 27, 2018

los angeles's worst citizen vs los angeles's worst citizens. tough to pick a side.

Real sicka this guy

Elon Musk says people "must work at least 80 hours a week to make a difference." But research shows long workweeks aren't just bad for your health — they're also counterproductive pic.twitter.com/ROUB3OemGx

— CBS News (@CBSNews) November 27, 2018

he's lost CBS news

what the fuck is wrong with him?

he's making a difference what the fuck is wrong with you

how many tunnels are you even digging rn

or even trying to dig

or planning on digging

This guy lived at the end of my street when I was growing up.

He dug a lot of tunnels.

https://www.google.com.au/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/society/2006/aug/08/communities.uknews

lol 'i just have a big basement'

William h gass larper

everything went wrong when the moleman died

hot new ceo trend: going on tv and bawling over yr bad tweets

https: //twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/1071921788035190784

link intentionally fucked cuz ilx is giving me poxy fule errors instead of embedding tweets again and i just couldn't wait to share this hot #content with everyone here

I saw that
What a freak

He's still digging that tunnel to Mars, right?

@TCofHouseMoore
Weird flex laughing at one of the most successful human being in the world. One who will never know you even exist. Whatever makes you feel good.

elon musk stans are among the worst people on earth, basically

it's so creepy every tweet is just these gross people kissing his ass

I wanna reply "he's not gonna venmo you dude" to each and every single one of these

@TCofHouseMoore
Weird flex laughing at one of the most successful human being in the world. One who will never know you even exist. Whatever makes you feel good.

― mookieproof, Monday, December 10, 2018 10:19 AM (forty-three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

funny thing is laughing at celebrities on twitter is prob the best chance they have at knowing that you exist and are laughing at them

As proven by that Dodger Stadium farce, they're all employees. I bet they clip each defense and submit it with their annual review.

lol matt levine

I am not an expert in, like, journalism, but it does seem to me that “look at you” might be the best possible interview question to ask Elon Musk. If Musk is up for it I will happily interview him for Bloomberg and I promise that my questions will consist solely of saying “look at you” repeatedly; I bet it will break a lot of news.

Heh, that's funny.

Elon Musk just seems like such a dope. He's like the human version of those months of hype when they were teasing the Segway, which turned out to be nothing more than an updated version of a Rascal scooter.

"look at you!" is what Howard Stern always leads with

the correct responce is "hiee"

a well-timed series of air horn blasts always gets the room going

the Segway, which turned out to be nothing more than an updated version of a Rascal scooter.

Rascal scooters have 3-5 wheels and are huge. Kamen's self-balancing device still looks p much like witchcraft.

Yeah but the only people I see using them are tourists and traffic cops, which is a pretty lame use of witchcraft.

the technology is impressive they look like a total dorkmobile tho

and are basically useless

still makes me laugh that the owner of segway died driving his own product off a cliff

the Weekend at Bernie's reboot will have a "Bernie on a segway" scene

i was just at the fete des lumieres in lyon and instead of information booths they had people stand totally still on segways with big signs that said INFORMATION attached to their heads.

Lyon? You mean The Future!

I remember the build up to the Segway (aka, It, iirc). Then it's revealed as something that will revolutionize travel from the guy who made a wheelchair that can climb stairs, which is super awesome. And then the Segway comes out, and it's about as awesome as those monkey shoes that show the shape of your toes.

Elon Musk, 99% of what I heard about him is that he wants to build all these hypothetical super-fast hyperloop tunnels or some bullshit. Tunnels to baseball stadiums, to space, to Chicago, to stranded Thai boy scouts. But all he's done is made luxury electric cars, which are like so fucking what? As soon as other car companies start mass-producing much more affordable and equally reliable and efficient electric cars, even more than they are now, in a couple of years, Teslas will be about as radical as Bentleys or some other luxury brand.

As soon as other car companies start mass-producing much more affordable and equally reliable and efficient electric cars, even more than they are now, in a couple of years, Teslas will be about as radical as Bentleys or some other luxury brand.

this is otm, they are gonna be outpaced by conventional auto companies *very* quickly

its already happened tbh, tesla still has a glow for some ppl which is funny since theyre pretty shitty cars, making cars is very hard