what to do when your roommate doesn't realize you're home and thusly is having loud sex in the living room

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Whatever female variation on the "fey trucker-hate indie-boy" exists
aka "Gear's roommate."

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 20 August 2004 19:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Milo totally otm. You'd be happy to have the fact that you're screwing really dumb drunk emo-fans on your roomate's couch emblazoned on the entirenet? AND you think Daft Punk beats sound vaseline-coated?! SERIOUS POINTS LOSS THIS WEEK

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 20 August 2004 19:26 (twenty-one years ago)

milo, I can talk about weezer for hours

roxy, if I was livin' the indie rock lil' jon life i wouldn't give a shit what anybody here thought.

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 20 August 2004 19:27 (twenty-one years ago)

hey, roxy, we should move in together! you could be the gender-flipped Gear!

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 20 August 2004 19:29 (twenty-one years ago)

What about getting pegged by fey trucker-hat indie-girls?

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 20 August 2004 19:31 (twenty-one years ago)

seriously if I come home and CeCe's in my living room getting a footrub from my roommate I'll move out right that second.

― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 20 August 2004 19:31 (twenty-one years ago)

fuck it, man, if I get mine they can have theirs. OKAYYYY!!!!

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 20 August 2004 19:32 (twenty-one years ago)

LET'S GET THIS COUCH CRUUUUUUNK!!!!

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 20 August 2004 19:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Gear's "puffy Angie Harmon" is still the best roomie description I've ever heard.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 20 August 2004 19:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Although "porpoisey Angie Harmon" comes close.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 20 August 2004 19:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Miccio, you can do all the skeet skeet skeet you desire, but not on someone else's couch, maaannnn!!!

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 20 August 2004 19:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh. My. God.

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 20 August 2004 19:35 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.lingosphere.com/mt/images/up-pov_lil_jon.jpg

"Get Low" rhymes with "Wilco" (note the hat!)

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 20 August 2004 19:37 (twenty-one years ago)

It also rhymes with "Oh, hell no."

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 20 August 2004 19:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm getting visuals!

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 20 August 2004 19:40 (twenty-one years ago)

TRIPPIN' BITCHES OUT WHEN WE PLAY A LITTLE SLINT!
WE SWING AROUND TO COLO GET SOME LUCKY DENVER MINT!
KNOXVILLE'S GOT THE HATAS! FUCK THAT SHIT! FUCK THAT SHIT!
PUT A TARP OVER THE COUCH CUZ WE GONNA FUCK ON IT!
I'M LIKIN' TWEEDY FO' SHEEZY! I KNOW THE HATERS GONNA HURL
BUT LIKE JIMMY ATE WORLD MY JIMMY'S GONNA EAT THE GURL!

― Lil' CeCe The Manthony Tru Playa Trucka Fucka 3000 (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 20 August 2004 19:45 (twenty-one years ago)

alright, I'll stop

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 20 August 2004 19:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, you were very thoughtful with the tarp, so I'll let it go this time.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 20 August 2004 19:47 (twenty-one years ago)

I would've handled roommate Santorum by saying nothing and making a display of putting a plastic slipcover over the couch.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 20 August 2004 20:40 (twenty-one years ago)

word on the street is that "he turned out to be a jerk!"

Somewhere in this sentence is an anal joke desperate to break free.

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 21 August 2004 01:31 (twenty-one years ago)

I second (fifth?) the request to leave her the URL. I'm loving the possibility of her actually liking ILX and becoming an instant regular.

― chrisco (chrisco), Saturday, 21 August 2004 01:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, what with ILX being Emo Central and such.

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 21 August 2004 01:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Well there sure are a lot of threads about anal sex.

― chrisco (chrisco), Saturday, 21 August 2004 01:58 (twenty-one years ago)

She could call herself 'roomie'.

― Alba (Alba), Saturday, 21 August 2004 09:51 (twenty-one years ago)

roomy?

ew.

― Kim (Kim), Saturday, 21 August 2004 14:17 (twenty-one years ago)

24 likes ass sex and will have sex with anyone with two legs your roommate sounds awesome!

― ken c (ken c), Saturday, 21 August 2004 14:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, but you're a shameless pervert, Ken C.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 21 August 2004 14:35 (twenty-one years ago)

it's true! i should put out adverts for roommates like her.

― ken c (ken c), Saturday, 21 August 2004 14:39 (twenty-one years ago)

one month passes...

Ah yes. So tonight I came home from work early, after it was determined that in fact there was nothing for me to do until tomorrow night.

I was most concerned about finding a cockroach in the place (like I did last night when I got home, a big mofo about an inch and a half long) so I entered the apartment and turned on my lights.

Empty living room. Nothing scurrying about. I advanced towards my bedroom and turned on the hall light.

Nothing. but...

My roommate's door was wide open. The light poured into her room to reveal her lying naked on her bed, right next to the door, atop an indie ponce. She had been asleep, but then she awoke and looked at me. She probably didn't remember what she was doing, she just mumbled "what's up?" I shrugged and said, "I'm gonna miss moments like this." She closed the door.

Considering I'm moving out tomorrow and she's never around during the day, that's probably the last I'll be seeing of her.

― Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 23 September 2004 05:47 (twenty-one years ago)

A fitting démnouement to a delicious thread. Well done.

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 23 September 2004 05:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Ahh, how sweet!

― PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 23 September 2004 07:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Very appropriate.

― Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 23 September 2004 08:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Damn, what's up could have been the erfect feeder line for the Carry On ILx thread

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 23 September 2004 08:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Beautiful.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 23 September 2004 10:33 (twenty-one years ago)

lock the thread now

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 23 September 2004 10:34 (twenty-one years ago)

good job you didn't decide to capture the moment on camera

― teh pow! (blueski), Thursday, 23 September 2004 11:27 (twenty-one years ago)

i bet she has vaginal warts.

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Thursday, 23 September 2004 11:34 (twenty-one years ago)

if your roommate called anita?

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 23 September 2004 11:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Amanda Sleepatop

Ivana Dowanalondakowch

― teh pow! (blueski), Thursday, 23 September 2004 12:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Dominicia Ash

― Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 23 September 2004 19:16 (twenty-one years ago)

seven months pass...

o grim reunion!

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 00:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Los Angeles, you know I love you but you're still too fucking small.

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 00:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh DEAR. Was it him or her?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 00:24 (twenty-one years ago)

"Hi! How's your ass? Er, how've you been?"

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 00:26 (twenty-one years ago)

ah, the memories. the laughter. the santorum.

― latebloomer: the rebel sound of grits and bacon (latebloomer), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 00:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Amoeba Records, after leaving work early. She was browsing the new CDs, I was in used. I saw her and darted for the Brazilian section, figuring I'd be safe. But then I remembered I was fairly close to folk and therefore Nick Drake, so I made a beeline for hip-hop and waited it out. I'm pretty sure she didn't see me.

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 00:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha, are there giant walls between genres or something?

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 00:41 (twenty-one years ago)

walls of cornitude!

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 00:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Arrrrrgh. I was SO going to Amoeba tonight, and blew it off. No way I would have missed any Angie Harmon/Flipper lookin' chix0rz, let alone Angie Harmon/Flipper-lookin' chix0rz clutching the new Weezer. I suck, and there is no God.

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 05:04 (twenty-one years ago)

See, THIS is the problem with having one very good record store in a city.

― donut debonair (donut), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 07:25 (twenty-one years ago)

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