US Politics, November 2018: "There is no blame. There is no anything."

Zoom 🤣 pic.twitter.com/9wnC6kGcGq

— scattered everywhere (@scattrd_evrywhr) November 1, 2018

lmao at that Ted Cruz tweet. imagine having to play along with a meme that you're a serial killer in order to appear human

Still not working, but points for trying, Ted-Thing.

hiding in plain sight

Wohl: "My default is to NOT believe women..."

TED CRUZ (trying to figure out something cool to say): uh I’m a serial killer

— KT NELSON (@KrangTNelson) November 1, 2018

god it sucks this thread was created before "There was a picture of me in a corn costume" could be used as a title

Maybe a middle school guidance counselor is giving him general "how to deal with bullies" advice

xp

lmao it gets better

From @willsommer's live thread: Jacob Wohl says he took this photo with his "client" at the DC airport, but she was too scared to come to the press conference.

But @AricToler pointed out the photo looks a lot like LAX...https://t.co/6zHZstbdC6

— Respectable Lawyer (@RespectableLaw) November 1, 2018

I don't know if I've ever seen a man own himself so thoroughly

before even reaching drinking age no less

it's definitely not DCA, there's not 71 gates there

the top half is LAX, showing the ceiling for reference

he looks cute in that one

From Axios, this morning:

What’s next: Watch for the caravan warnings to fade the day after the election — and the attacks on the GOP establishment, the media and Robert Mueller to escalate big time, sources close to Trump tell us.

i like how the jacob wohl thing has developed into forensics 101 for internet gumshoes. real life is kind of complicated, but jacob wohl provides an accessible case study that everyone can join in on

CNN's lead story: "Trump campaign releases racist ad" https://t.co/OsdxlMMBjV pic.twitter.com/SvRSJxD2qz

— Brian Stelter (@brianstelter) November 1, 2018

of course

our client is named carolyne crass, yeah that’s just her name not like a thing we made up or forgot to google to make sure we weren’t remembering some public person pic.twitter.com/0KKgiyqhva

— warrior cop (@wyatt_privilege) November 1, 2018

Watch for the caravan warnings to fade the day after the election — and the attacks on the GOP establishment, the media and Robert Mueller to escalate big time, sources close to Trump tell us.

Allen, Swan, and the rest of the Axios crew are masturbatory garbage.

they're licking their chops thinking of more chaos fun

otm

Shit man you can't blame them for trying such an obvious, clumsy, stupid conjob. A lifelong obvious, clumsy, stupid conman is President.

Allen, Swan, and the rest of the Axios crew are masturbatory garbage.

No argument here, but they speak the language of the masturbating garbage pile in the Oval Office.

i’ll not have masturbation traduced by association with yr president pls

trump is #nofap

Look, don't shame a man just because he can't wrap his Vienna sausages around his toadstool.

dude

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Breaking: A federal judge has DENIED a lawsuit filed by Native Americans disenfranchised by North Dakota's voter ID law.

This decision ensures that hundreds, perhaps thousands of Native Americans will not be able to vote in the upcoming election. https://t.co/GFkawn9f3S

— Mark Joseph Stern (@mjs_DC) November 1, 2018

If I'm able reduce y'all's pre-election jitters even a fraction of a percentage by chasing everyone out of this thread with my shitposting, I'm willing to take that bullet.

I wonder if we'll ever get any less good at fucking over the native inhabitants of this country/continent.

if you want to post photos of fecal matter, you can't improve on that judge's decision.

lol don't encourage him!

jeez, that Hovland decision. (nominated and confirmed by GWB, btw)

he decides that it's too close to the election to make any changes, because making changes "on the eve of an election will create as much confusion as it will alleviate, and is foreclosed by precedent which is hesitant to permit 'eleventh-hour changes to election laws.'"

i could see the argument that NEWLY requiring a street address to vote, on the eve of an election, would create confusion. however, LIFTING the requirement just makes it easier to vote. it doesn't cause confusion. the worst it does is piss off someone who was making a bunch of phone calls to try to get a street address at the last moment, or make someone who brought proof of their street address to the voting booth say "i guess i didn't need this street address. oh well."

it's aaaalmost like they just don't want some people to vote

You're assuming they view them as people.

Whodathunk we'd need a Native American suffrage movement in twenty-motherfuckin-eighteen.

i... would've?

when is the last time that trump pinned a tweet? he doesn't typically do so, right?

i ask because he has pinned his racist nu-willie horton ad to the top of his timeline

Donald Trump said Thursday that if any member of the migrant caravan making its way toward the United States border throws stones or rocks at U.S. military personnel they would “consider it a firearm” and license to use lethal force in response.

"I hope there won't be that, but I will tell you this—anybody throwing rocks... we will consider that a firearm, because there's not much difference,”

oh it's going to be really great when our military is murdering people on our southern border

i absolutely see that coming

I am already seeing reports that the 'caravan fired on mexican authorities'. no idea if there is any truth to that or not (I only saw the headline on a conservative family member's FB); if untrue I'd think this was getting set up to pre-emptively set this as an expectation.

"camps for concentration of migrants" going up that trump says will house tens of thousands

no idea if there is any truth to that or not

oh come on, those ppl are not armed

I hear you but in rebuttal might I just say: Soros

no you may not

not that it matters, but it wouldn't surprise me if one person out of several thousand people is "armed" in some way, especially if that definition is distorted to include a knife or something.

the best possible outcome out of all this is that they arrive to the border weeks after the election, fox and trump have stopped talking about it, and trump tweets something taking credit for stopping the evil caravan and gets 46,000 likes

it would be great if they were indeed infected with smallpox but the only person they killed was Trump.

The mini-Trump trying to be Governor of PA seems to be losing bad (polls lol) and has double down on the whole caravan thing for his final ad push.

Trump's "Willie Horton" was released from custody by Joe Arpaio and re-entered US during Dubya's presidency.

doesn't matter, the Democrats made 'em do it

he also used an AR-15, which is a totally normal weapon that everyday americans should be allowed to use in self-defense, definitely not something to be banned

Good evening!

Goddamn what I would do for a democratic party that was as powerful and effective as the GOP claim they are xxp