Liverpool have 2nd sewn up - EPL 2018/19

determined to actually relax because we were never gonna not take a kicking here

gonna watch it like a grindhouse flick

pickin sissoko, genuinely now, is a manager sending a message at the expense of performance

lot of that going around

Child's play for ManC. Spurs defense is so shit it's bordering on sabotage.

Laporte and Mendy keep making mistakes that we can't capitalise on. Sissoko must be terrifying to have running at you but good god his decision making.

lamela the rapier at the heart of our attack the world is mad ted

lol sissoko is AMAZING

just noticed dier is playing and cant decide if that means hes having one of his better games or not

moura you twat youve gone to fuck an all

Yea he's been shite in the last few games

ive decided city are actually shit tbh

Fuck off bringing on De Bruyne now.

Nah, it's Spurs that are shit. Or, to be more precise: Spurs are aimless, without purpose. Fourth year in a row now Spurs "challenge" the title and top teams but actually they challenge fuck all. Ie: Spurs are fucked.

Congrats on finishing third or fourth again this year. On playing along nicely in the CL till you get buggered off. Spurs fans must be very pleased.

xp

sissokos best game for us with only four moments no professional should ever be associated with so far

xp not sure that really applies to a ninety minute spell tbh

Taking Aguero off and moving David Silva to CF is the most damning assessment of Gabriel Jesus's standing right now.

I'd take finishing third or fourth at the end of a season with no signings and no stadium. Any fucking day.

sissokos best game for us

I don't think it's a coincidence that he looks more at home on an NFL pitch. If he didn't have to use his feet for anything other than running he'd be flying

hes burst a few times but that run is like a wind up duck toy

but genuinely hes been good btwn gaffes tonight

third or fourth is very good fyi

winks good

sweet christ

fuckin pitch but still

dunno if taking the field goal was the right call there

Okay let the proper players have a go now.

what is spurs about? clinging to a Cl play-off place year in, year out? they sure as hell aren't title contenders; relegate they won't either. so what's spurs raison d'etre? it's a con-job, tricking many of us into thinking they could crack the top 2 while actually they can't, ever.

oh, lamela misses a sitter. big surprise.

third or fourth place is fucking shit. it's not "good". it's not something to "settle" for. wtf you guys.

this has been good from us except in defence, maybe best perf all season bar first 80mins v inter

spurs finished second recently lbi

can this wait til after match btw

did the commentator just describe that pass as an rsvp ffs

I'm blaming the pitch for that Lamela miss, definite bobble.

yep tbf but...still steer it home ffs

friend quicker to please them than us all night

this has been good from us except in defence, maybe best perf all season bar first 80mins v inter

― lie back and think of englund (darraghmac), Monday, October 29, 2018 10:42 PM (three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Lol. Citeh made you believe you were half in this, while in fact you weren't, not even close.

NFL pitch accurate Spurs description etc.

in buffering hell rn tbh but if city outplay us and let us equalise now then they get no more credit than we do when we do the same

lol talking seriously about spurs' pride/shame in merely qualifying for the CL as if Arsene doesn't still live and breathe

that was a pen...

yep

talking about cl qualification as a goal without reference to the competitive environment is idiocy tbh

its never been as tough to get 4th as it will be this season

that was a p good half. city gradually looked less comfortable, if only walker had headed it in

talking about cl qualification as a goal without reference to the competitive environment is idiocy tbh

its never been as tough to get 4th as it will be this season

― lie back and think of englund (darraghmac), Monday, October 29, 2018 10:55 PM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"Never been as tough"? Gtfo. I don't believe this to be true. City/Chelsea/Liverpool are locked for top three, but who else would compete for fourth with Spurs? Shakey arsenal? ManU, in total ruins? Surely not.

If anything, it's easier more than ever for Spurs to finish third/fourth, esp this season. Problem is Spurs fans, you too, seem satisfied with their team finishing fourth every year. Whatever floats yr boat iirc.

I think the Arsenal team that are currently in 4th are probably contenders for 4th

They're Arsenal. They're not.

uh, finishing 3rd/4th was kind of Arsenal's whole thing for a solid decade there

poor trolling this

Not really because (xp) is true.

City might win the league with 2 poor full backs but they are 2 poor full backs. Neither had a good game last night.

They'll probably buy a couple in January though.

Mendy is superb going forward (possibly the best crosser in the league) but yeah, he's a car crash of a defender

Should also be getting a ban if the FA revisit the attempted punch on Lamela

if only for the form

Mendy seems like a genuinely good dude but yeah he got skinned again and again last night, not that it made any difference in the end. I wonder if they'd have scored and dominated more with a more defensive LB and Sane on the pitch instead.

So who's going to RM? Conte? Mou? Wenger? Poch?