Liverpool have 2nd sewn up - EPL 2018/19

Harsh on Cardiff

Mourinho in, etc

He's definitely been involved in some kind of human sacrifice ritual recently.

As opposed to destroying players rituals!

amazing

One of the Chelsea staff just ran down the touchline and shouted in Mourinho's face, now he's kicking off in the tunnel. Best league in the world.

think he smacked mou on the thigh on the way over and the pounce qas on the way back

don't know what to make of that really

we should start every game a goal down though

Erik Lamela is very quietly having an excellent season.

Cardiff have doubled their goal tally for the season.

Considering we usually draw our first nine games of the season it's quite remarkable we haven't had a single one so far.

I had a dream last night I was watching Town getting embarrassed by some abstract opposition that wasn't Liverpool. The pitch was a sloping school playground with grass growing through the cracks, and some points was turning into a multi-storey car park and the ball was falling down to lower levels. A sign we are about to get fucking rinsed imo!

Today's results the ideal accompaniment to the toothache I've had all weekend

do we not care about arsenal supergoals any more

briefly noted on the amazing goal thread

ok...but it might be only their second-best goal of the season so far

ah no not really

you've got this one ahead of the fulham one

+ this one might have been more liquid
+ it seemed to involve more or less every player
+ they walked it in
- the other one had flicks over fulham players like twice
- the other one had a headed pass
- the other one ended with a backheel finish off the far post

in summary: idk

the other one had a few scrappy bobbles bounces or lucky touches that clearly werent meant.

sure were 2 good goals

https://www.expressandstar.com/sport/football/wolverhampton-wanderers-fc/2018/10/26/usain-bolt-has-a-touch-like-a-trampoline-says-ex-wolves-player-andy-keogh/

controversial slam from Andy "Maradona" Keogh

could be talking about so many EFL and even some Prem strikers there. This is more about yeoman guilds and paying dues .. how dare this upstart wear our badge etc..

well the irony of that useless cunt who is now running down his clock in the A-League etc etc

if Bolt just runs about faster than Shane Long then he's already prem standard.

are u sayin he must defeat....

started this aft with "quite like the look of that XI" !

Glenn Murray was supposed to be injured the old twat

Fuck's sake maybe we should take a look at Usain Bolt

hoddle in hospital after collapsing earlier today

Yeah heard on Final Score. Funny bloke but wish him a full recovery. Not many England midfielders in my life time with some legit talent.

don't go into the Diamond Light.

Not sure if is the right place to post this, but... fuck.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2018/oct/27/leicester-city-owners-helicopter-crash-car-park

Oh jeez :(

WTF is happening right now? :(

both grim football events tonight seem maybe just statistically unusual, rather than connected to the impending apocalypse. Although I'll start wondering if [some football person] is beheaded in a freak elevator accident before midnight.

I'm assuming the area had largely cleared out after the game? There don't seem to be any suggestions that any supporters or staff not in the helicopter were caught up in the event, although I suppose its too early to tell.

A Brighton fan died at the game as well today. Christ.

yeah I just saw that.

apparently the crash happened an hour after the game.

Lol robbed

you do often get to die many times at games, and at other times the gods put you out of your misery and let you die once!

Witness reports are suggesting the rear rotor probably failed so with barely any momentum the pilot would have had almost no control for a planned emergency landing and in the last seconds it was wildly spinning out of control. Just saying fuck the gutter press and their unhelpful "hero pilot" bs.

If that's true then it's astonishing good fortune for a helicopter crash in a highly built-up and crowded area. I mean for everyone except the passengers that is.

my understanding is such a failure isn't always fatal in mid flight, because the pilot can work with the momentum and do a planned landing. For such a failure to happen on take off means you are "landing" wherever the helicopter takes you.

Spurs pitch is a fucking disgrace. Defaced by some murican football nonsense wtf

absolutely shocking lol

Seriously tho this is atrocious innit? A big NFL logo over the kick off spot? Really?

Spurs -3 points, just end this.

Justice is served.

Poch out.
Pitch out.

Ederson in the quarterback role