I HATE APPLE

Yeah, sounds like either he mistook some scammy pop-up ad for an Apple dialog box or his system is infected with malware

just after i got my new mba i found that i was seemingly beset by warnings and popups and offers including ones that seemed to make mackeeper worth considering, and mackeeper itself

i think that died off once i got everything set up properly, maybe it takes the system protection thingy a little while to get up to speed with the to-the-moment state of scammy internet sites

very happy arq user here, but it's extremely fiddly to set up (and potentially expensive) if you're not already familiar with cloud services.

https://www.arqbackup.com/arqcloudbackup/ looks like an extremely nice simple alternative built on the same backup protocol, but with the backend bit taken care of. $6/month all in.

posting on I HATE APPLE because it is 10-20x faster for me to recover a file via arq (from google nearline storage in my case, which is cheap because it's slow), than it is to recover it from time machine on a disk connected to my machine by a USB cable.

siri on the watch is totally fucked. if it fires at all, which is like a third of the time, it sits there saying “hold on…” for several minutes

generally speaking Siri is just not good. Apple are way behind Amazon and Google on this digital assistant thing (I hate all of them frankly but my son uses a google home for stuff and it's impressive, where if you ask siri the same things she doesn't know what the fuck you're talking about)

Just picked up an Xr and it’s pretty nice. Sweet spot between the too large max and Xs, which seemed too narrow somehow. The xr brings a bit of width. Also the red color is very cool looking!

all of the currently available iPhones are too large

need an XE

I got an XS Max when they came out. Picked up my kid's SE the other day, and felt wistful for a phone that doesn't pull my pants down when I put in my pocket.

got the xs max and tbf i wish it was bigger

all of the currently available iPhones are too large

2024: “we listened! new iphone se-r, starting at us$1900”

SE 4 lyfe

when even goldman sachs is saying "slow down, you are fucking everything up by being too grabby" it seems like a real sign https://t.co/qzaPAkbgCo

— Casey Johnston (@caseyjohnston) November 20, 2018

Even Fraser Speirs has a Pixel now

That is wild.

If the rumors are true, the "Pixel Lite" will be amazing. Plastic back, 64GB, headphone jack ...

…14 significant problems, 3 of which are hardware…

There’s really no fucking way to be actually sure the alarm on an iPhone will make sound when it goes off in the morning is there? I had two incidents over the course of about a year which I convinced myself were my error somehow but now there have been two in the last week where I definitely had all the settings correct. Fucking thing just went off silently for two hours before natural light woke me. Luckily I’m only late for thanksgiving and not my job.

You've got the right 'change with buttons' option in Setttings>Sounds, yes? I've been caught out before with that making the alarm quiet when I've turned the volume down for other reasons.

https://i.imgur.com/DoOXqNY.png

https://static.scientificamerican.com/blogs/assets/roots-of-unity/File/3823683431_6fd4418996_z.jpg

This fscking device has 3 gigs of RAM and can’t remember my place in a 20k rich text document.

F notes

oooh boy this is a bad one

https://9to5mac.com/2019/01/28/facetime-bug-hear-audio/

yep shut off FT last night on mine

https://1eu.funnyjunk.com/pictures/Defiant+flaky+future+donkey_7a1e5f_6935584.jpg

if only there was some way to tether your earpods to your phone, perhaps via some kind of wire

there isn't, with new apple phones, is the problem

lightning adapter though

that is far more bulky and inconvenient than a square of medical tape though

also it's one of the worst ux decisions in the history of man

yes but it’s possible, and apple even gave you a free one (until last year when their greed eclipsed the sun)

are you on BG’s side or Mr Tape Ear though

Mr Tape Ear Did Nothing Wrong

it's a good look!

wireless earpods stuck down with tape - a good look
wireless earpods - a bad look

are you on BG’s side or Mr Tape Ear though

mr tape ear 100%

Hate the cheesiness of the wireless sh1t but it’s super nice functionally

what a fragile piece of garbage this macbook pro is

just a few months after they replaced (under apple care) everything except the logic board and SSD because of a cracking flex cable in the monitor hinge, the touch ID reader stops working

i had better sell this stupid thing before the apple care is up, huh

just a horrible computer. still hate mine but im stuck w it.not one singular improvement over my old 2015 one that i can name.

agree

i still use my 2015 one for music and it works amazing. equally fast at processing large audio files. just needs a new battery and maybe some compressed air ...

the touch bar is the dumbest thing apples ever done.

yeah i fuck up constantly by accidentally tapping it

it sure is convenient for grabbing emoji though!

is the dell infinity edge display any good? it has a terrible name

i just disabled it so it only shows what was on the old one and added spacers to the edges where I kept hitting it accidentally.

im sure other computers are fine but im an apple guy for life despite my hate for this version.

every time i open Messages now my volume goes down to 50%! when i leave Messages it goes back up!

that's so no one can overhear your messages

checks out

my biggest annoyance with ios at the moment is the way it reverts to the music app constantly - eg i'm listening to a podcast, switch over to a youtube video or something and watch that to the end, then click the play button on my headphones again and instead of going back to where i left off in the podcast the music app fires up and starts playing the into to blur's 'girls and boys'

it didn't used to do this until a few ios revisions ago and it still drives me fucking nuts

in other news i got an 11" ipad pro and a pencil for photo-editing / drawing and it fkn rules

it's also just amazing for reading comics and i'm already guilty with the knowledge that it's gonna spend at least as much time showing me marvel unlimited as it does lightroom or procreate