Liverpool have 2nd sewn up - EPL 2018/19

some of our players seemed to be admiring Hazard rather than trying to stop him, he has that effect on some people I think!

Not only had I forgotten Ross Barkley plays for Chelsea I'd forgotten Ross Barkley.

fuck me, here comes The Big One!

bloody massive!

This is already a humdinger, Liverpool really have their tails up.

Two awful teams tbh

So much sloppy passing in this game

penlolty

when you've got 2nd sewn up, you've got it sewn up

that penalty record ffs!

The look on Jesus's face when Mahrez nicked that off him was rivalled only by the transparently incredulous shit stirring by Aguero on the bench.

Top end of the table is fantastic right now.

already a great season tbh

meh

Seems bizarre given how average Spurs have been that they're only a win against Watford from being top right now

weve been worse than average but squeezed out results except when we havent

RIP John Terry. He never lived to see Brexit.

23 year playing career ok fuck it im officially admitting im old

after the laughter comes the tears.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/45884004

A Kick It Out spokesperson said: "We can confirm we've received a report about a West Ham coach claiming to have attended the DFLA rally. We have passed it on to the club and are liaising with them about the issue."

can't believe a West Ham coach ah never mind

pls be pellegrino pls be pellegrino

it's not

I'm starting to get the feeling Graeme Souness might not be a fan of Paul Pogba

it's genuinely tragic watching Matic out there these days

it's a matter of who gets sent off at this point

think we've had one 'attempt' (shite Lukaku header, obviously not on target)

someone destroy this husk of a football club

I refuse to make an effort to watch United unless they're playing Spurs these days. Literally every EPL team who aren't Cardiff are more entertaining.

Harsh on Cardiff

Mourinho in, etc

He's definitely been involved in some kind of human sacrifice ritual recently.

As opposed to destroying players rituals!

amazing

One of the Chelsea staff just ran down the touchline and shouted in Mourinho's face, now he's kicking off in the tunnel. Best league in the world.

think he smacked mou on the thigh on the way over and the pounce qas on the way back

don't know what to make of that really

we should start every game a goal down though

Erik Lamela is very quietly having an excellent season.

Cardiff have doubled their goal tally for the season.

Considering we usually draw our first nine games of the season it's quite remarkable we haven't had a single one so far.

I had a dream last night I was watching Town getting embarrassed by some abstract opposition that wasn't Liverpool. The pitch was a sloping school playground with grass growing through the cracks, and some points was turning into a multi-storey car park and the ball was falling down to lower levels. A sign we are about to get fucking rinsed imo!

Today's results the ideal accompaniment to the toothache I've had all weekend

do we not care about arsenal supergoals any more

briefly noted on the amazing goal thread

ok...but it might be only their second-best goal of the season so far

ah no not really

you've got this one ahead of the fulham one

+ this one might have been more liquid
+ it seemed to involve more or less every player
+ they walked it in
- the other one had flicks over fulham players like twice
- the other one had a headed pass
- the other one ended with a backheel finish off the far post

in summary: idk

the other one had a few scrappy bobbles bounces or lucky touches that clearly werent meant.

sure were 2 good goals

https://www.expressandstar.com/sport/football/wolverhampton-wanderers-fc/2018/10/26/usain-bolt-has-a-touch-like-a-trampoline-says-ex-wolves-player-andy-keogh/

controversial slam from Andy "Maradona" Keogh