US Politics, October 2018: next week will be even longer

This is like the world's longest social studies book report

hey I know we deleted my posts from this morning where I brainstormed some fun ideas but I kind of have a few more right now

This sounds like someone who was yes from moment 1.

— (((Harry Enten))) (@ForecasterEnten) October 5, 2018

fun, legal ideas

fun, wholesome, and legal ideas for having fun with republican senators

i guess it's kind of comforting to know for sure that trump could've nominated a literal piece of dogshit and it would get 50 votes to confirm

So much settled law, why even have a court?

is there gonna be a midpoint in this speech

'that being said…'

I hope I have the sense to emigrate to Israel before the pogroms start

as a goof!

WAS there significant money spent opposing Kavanaugh? I saw pro-Kavanaugh TV commercials from the Judicial Whatever Network but I don't know about the other side.

the fun thing is we have no way of knowing

I think I might be ready for a purge. I'm pretty nimble and willing to take my chances.

Kavanaugh, such an underdog

I'm a tiny bit cheered by the idea of Collins making this Very Important Speech affirming her loyalty to her party's intellectual and spiritual leader, Donald J Trump, and meanwhile he watches it for about 90 seconds, groans "BORRRRRRRING" and pops in his VHS of Bloodsport.

lol

lol

I hope the voters of Maine turn against her en masse and her governor-ship dreams go in the tank as a result cuz this is the lamest kind of grandstanding

OK she really believes because Garland and Kav voted 90 percent of the time that it's worth a mention. Most SCOTUS cases are unanimous!

I'm told Maine is mostly inbred lobstermen so who knows xp

like, why did she position herself this way, what does she gain from it, when so many of us suspected her yes vote was a foregone conclusion for months

xp

she gains attention

she probably thinks she does nothing and the world is just a whirlwind of speculation around her

too bad Maine's current governor is a festering toad.

she wanted this big opportunity to shine in the spotlight to accomplish... what exactly? handing Trump a Supreme Court that will protect him?

Well, that fund for whoever her opponent is just got past $2 million now.

maybe she wants to be vice president

Maybe she should just sit at home and darn socks like a good little woman.

gang rape allegation is "OUTLANDISH" and put forward without any evidence...which is why they decided to not investigate it at all

I DEFINITELY believe her...but also she's a liar

oh my fucking god she's repeating FOX talking points

I don't think you can be a republican otherwise?

collins believes ford, believes that she is a survivor and that her life was changed by this assault

HERE COMES THE 'NEVERTHELESS' WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR

nevertheless her claims can't be corroborated by the 4 people there that evening! so collins must believe that ford was mistaken in believing 100 fucking percent that it was Kavanaugh

jfc, fuck off collins

Collins will face an uphill battle in her pursuit of the vice presidency once the SC rules women unconstitutional.

this stuff about the assault claims is really horrible. she doesn't deserve to have a platform ever again

this is pretty fucked up

white women are embarrassing and i’m embarrassed to be one

so are Cuban women

imo the strategy behind this grandstanding is not just Collins's, it's the party's. by having a woman put the seal of approval on the confirmation, they hope to 'soften' the collateral damage among women voters.

trying to close the book on it

xp agree, and giving this speech with two women republican senators standing behind her.

don't get the wrong idea, though, everyone: Collins is a big supporter of #metoo, and she has a special message for survivors:

"i pledge to do all that i can to ensure that their daughters and granddaughters never share their experiences."

if only she was something she could do, right now, hmmmmmm

ok, rage level off the charts, i am self-banning for a few hours

FUCK

is she still talking

white women, constantly showing their asses.

ah yes, the leaker is the real enemy here

imo the strategy behind this grandstanding is not just Collins's, it's the party's. by having a woman put the seal of approval on the confirmation, they hope to 'soften' the collateral damage among women voters.

yeah this is a pretty compelling argument

Now it’s the internet’s fault

"i pledge to do all that i can to ensure that their daughters and granddaughters never share their experiences."

"but if they do wind up having those experiences, oh well. the past is the past, no need to punish the people who did it to them."