Elon Musk

selling a korn fansite with sweet bass tabs for a million dollars is maybe the most dotcom boom era thing i have ever heard in my entire life

it has to be real, it's on me.me

its real everyone knows

that's what i heard

nothing is true, everything is permitted

especially elon musk's extremely real korn bass tabs site

ELON MUSK IS TRYING TO MAKE A POINT. THEY CAN'T BREAK HIS CODE OF ENERGY. THAT IS WHAT HE'S TALKIN'ABOUT.

... no, hold on, that was Papa Roach not Korn.

I've never been to me.me

meATme.com is my email address if u have elon musp tips plz send them full confidentiality provided

It was all tweeting while intoxicated - twitter shoudl have a bulit i nsensor for alcohol and stop you from drunk tweeting

― | (Latham Green)

everyone shd be fined $20m every time they tweet

ps support my gofundme i have to raise $830 billion

Musk has started mocking the US securities and exchange commission (days after he was fined millions by them) and not even the die hard supporters are on board for this spiral into defiance pic.twitter.com/rjR3Jy0mjd

— Ketan Joshi (@KetanJ0) October 4, 2018

trying to imagine being the kind of person who loves a company so much they shove their "life savings" into a single stock

upsetting!

Of course this is the first response:

The stock was at the exact same price 5 days ago. It’s unstable because of shorts and constant manipulation campaigns. That said, buy in the dip because taunts or not, TSLA will still be a trillion valuation in 11 years according to analysts.

— uɐpʇou@ ✸ (@notdan) October 4, 2018

I do love how these flamethrower-totin' free-marketeers get all in a huff about the existence of short positions

according to analysts, don't buy futures or options with your life savings

uh

https://www.popularmechanics.com/space/rockets/a23508636/defense-of-elon-musk

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DppvLxUWkAgTXsX.jpg:small

holy shit bruce wayne is real?????

Tony Stark does not care about solving important problems wtf

if you don’t think defeating ultron is an important problem i dunno what to tell you buddy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuG2AVFB-g0

my tweets are way worse than elon musk's but do i ever come under attack? no i do not, it's a rich man's world yes it is yes it is

ultron was a problem of his own making iirc? so that's more like just cleaning up after yourself

xp

if i accidentally set my curtains on fire, stopping my house from burning down is still an important problem no matter the source of the flames

some would say the most urgent problem facing us today

thisisfine.jpg

that doesn't make you a hero, it makes you an idiot

An idiot hero

smokey bear collier

lmao Palmer Luckey is the VR chud who maxed out a donation to literal white supremacist Steve King

who wants to bet that Elon commissioned this piece himself

i actually know one of the writers of that piece; fortunately their bit wasn't terrible

“If that car was made anywhere else, and Elon wasn’t part of the manufacturing process, they would make a lot of money,”

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2018-10-17/tearing-apart-teslas-to-find-elon-musk-s-best-and-worst-decisions

Take the steel and aluminum frame at the bottom of the car, a design meant to increase safety. Tesla's battery already sits in the floor and adds stiffness, Munro said, so Tesla made the car heavier and more expensive without getting much benefit.

The aluminum trunk well, meanwhile, is made from multiple pieces held together with rivets and weld points instead of one lighter, cheaper fiberglass trunk preferred by other carmakers. The rear wheel well on the Model 3 also features nine pieces of metal riveted, sealed or welded together. The Chevy Bolt? It has one stamped piece of steel.

haha wow

every Tesla is hand-assembled by junior software developers

the worst timeline

lmao pic.twitter.com/V80oPmz2xs

— diana thirst (@cocksailor) October 23, 2018

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What? Is "Elon Musk" a sloppy anagram for "Nigerian Prince"?

Musk's first idea to fix LA's traffic was double- or triple-decking the 405, which they worked on for awhile but eventually rejected because the off-ramps would get too crowded with cars. 🤔#NLCLA

— Alissa Walker (@awalkerinLA) November 9, 2018

So the Mayor of Los Angeles just asked Elon Musk if he thinks cities should really be building high-speed rail anymore.

Musk says no, they should not.

To a room full of city leaders who are working on high-speed rail projects. #NLCLA

— Alissa Walker (@awalkerinLA) November 8, 2018

A good heuristic for understanding why high-speed rail is a workable and practical idea and triple-decker freeways over mountains is that many effective high-speed rail networks exist all over the world and there are zero triple decker freeways over mountains.

— Michael T Sweeney (@mtsw) November 9, 2018

Also, earthquakes

Musk wants to sell cars so duh

This fuckin' guy

elon musp

elon is his own failson something to think abt

Musk wants to sell cars so duh

― Οὖτις, Thursday, November 8, 2018 9:14 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

good of mayor garcetti to provide him with a platform

lol

Exclusive: NASA to launch safety review of SpaceX and Boeing after video of Elon Musk smoking pot rankled agency leaders https://t.co/woWjmEoa4C

— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) November 20, 2018

i'd never have guessed joe rogan would be the one to destroy elon musk but i'm okay with it tbh

damn nasa needs to chill and spark a fatty

I dunno, Brooklyn has this cool triple-level roadway, created by proto-Musk Robert Moses, and it's never had any problems.

http://gothamist.com/attachments/nyc_chrisrobbins/92018BQEcantilever.jpg

*j/o motion*

Elon Musk’s Boring Company abandons plan for tunnel below Westside. https://t.co/ovqgXI36pw pic.twitter.com/upBHcz6cB3

— Curbed LA (@CurbedLA) November 27, 2018