we're explaining lols in the excelsior thread now!? gtfo
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 1 October 2018 18:12 (five years ago) link
It only doesn't work if you have to read it out loud.
― Mark G, Monday, 1 October 2018 21:43 (five years ago) link
It's like "give us this day our daily pain."
Lots of puns really only work when read.
― Dancing with the Tsars (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 00:53 (five years ago) link
allowed
― Dmac TT (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 01:00 (five years ago) link
and THEN everyone’s like “wait a second, we make enough food to feed everyone in the world, there’s no reason for anyone to go hungry. it’s a distribution issue - and we can fix it.
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, October 2, 2018 2:56 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
we could poll alternate universes to see which one most ilxors would prefer to live in
― A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, October 2, 2018 3:16 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
This exact universe but I have a nice peppermill
― I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Tuesday, October 2, 2018 3:18 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
that's this universe if you just go to the store and buy a nice peppermill
― j., Tuesday, October 2, 2018 3:35 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
we have enough nice peppermills to give to everyone; it's just a distribution issue
― crüt, Tuesday, October 2, 2018 3:42 AM (fifty-three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― macropuente (map), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 03:37 (five years ago) link
lol
― flopson, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 03:44 (five years ago) link
prefer Oval in CD skippy mode. Prefer Voigt in high tension mode (ie Freiland Klaviermusik) or as Mike Ink, though I used to listen to Gas a lot when I couldn't sleep.
― Paul Ponzi, Tuesday, October 2, 2018 2:34 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
so did yr roommates apparently
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Tuesday, October 2, 2018 2:35 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Plinka Trinka Banga Tink (Eliza D.), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 13:25 (five years ago) link
so, is Neanderthal pointing out that Paul was inconsiderate of his roommates by playing music in the middle of the night, or that Paul is flatulent?
― rip van wanko, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 14:19 (five years ago) link
Just a couple of sixteen year olds joking about flatulance on the excelsior thread.
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 14:25 (five years ago) link
It will be a cold day in hell before I'm not amused by a well-timed fart joke.
― Plinka Trinka Banga Tink (Eliza D.), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 17:10 (five years ago) link
Even then, it will warm u.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 19:12 (five years ago) link
•In every suburban dad 1983-1989
― Werther Down the Spiral (Old Lunch), Tuesday, October 9, 2018 5:20 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
https://i.imgur.com/1JFht1R.jpg
― rip van wanko, Tuesday, October 9, 2018 5:26 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― macropuente (map), Wednesday, 10 October 2018 04:20 (five years ago) link
use case
https://i.imgur.com/LZmapQt.jpg
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, October 30, 2018 7:57 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
for the suicide-curious digital artist in all of us
― la bébé du nom-nom (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, October 30, 2018 8:44 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― macropuente (map), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 16:19 (five years ago) link
From the irrationally embarrassed thread.
When there were station wagons with rear-facing back seats, I dreaded getting stuck at a red light behind one with kids in the back staring at me. I suddenly find something very interesting on the dashboard to keep me from making eye contact.
Except one time when there were 2 brothers watching me while I stared slightly to the left pretending not to notice them. Brother #1 turned his head but #2 was still looking at me, so I grabbed a pen out of my pocket, stuck it in my nose and let it hang there. As he smacked his brother's arm to get him to turn and look, I yanked the pen out and went back to staring disinterestedly off to the left.
― Hideous Lump, Tuesday, October 30, 2018 8:22 PM
― nickn, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 16:51 (five years ago) link
Glenn Kenny: no masterpiece, but a staggering "vehicle for self-loathing"
https://www.rogerebert.com/festivals-and-awards/venice-film-festival-2018-a-star-is-born-the-other-side-of-the-wind
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Saturday, September 1, 2018 5:33 PM (two months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
no masterpiece, but a staggering "vehicle for self-loathing"
my new tinder bio
― princess of hell (BradNelson), Saturday, September 1, 2018 6:10 PM (two months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― macropuente (map), Friday, 2 November 2018 19:39 (five years ago) link
from abysmal real names:
Buffy WicksJovanka Beckles― DEATH PUPPET (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, November 3, 2018 8:01 PM (three days ago) Bookmark Flag Post PermalinkAND THEY HATE EACH OTHER― Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Sunday, November 4, 2018 1:27 AM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― DEATH PUPPET (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, November 3, 2018 8:01 PM (three days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
AND THEY HATE EACH OTHER
― Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Sunday, November 4, 2018 1:27 AM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― macropuente (map), Tuesday, 6 November 2018 23:39 (five years ago) link
Unless sanders takes a dive cognitively I see no reason why he couldn’t run; that said there are other people. I’m down for Harris, certainly.
― akm, Wednesday, November 7, 2018 1:56 PM (twenty-four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
hey if there's another candidate who's expressed a desire to build a robust international left to combat incipient fascism abroad I'm all for 'em
― wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Wednesday, November 7, 2018 1:58 PM (twenty-two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
stalin
― unproven (darraghmac), Wednesday, November 7, 2018 1:59 PM (twenty-one minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
he is dead dmac
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, November 7, 2018 2:02 PM (eighteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
no barrier to election in states iirc
― unproven (darraghmac), Wednesday, November 7, 2018 2:05 PM (fifteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Wednesday, 7 November 2018 22:21 (five years ago) link
xp - Wicks won btw
― sarahell, Wednesday, 7 November 2018 23:06 (five years ago) link
No results found for "buffy the beckles slayer".
― rip van wanko, Wednesday, 7 November 2018 23:15 (five years ago) link
I mean if this isn't it what is:
just wanted to say that i read the thread title in the voice of gavin rossdale
― princess of hell (BradNelson), Tuesday, November 13, 2018 7:45 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I thought we agreed liberals should not rehabilitate Bush
Xp
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, November 13, 2018 7:47 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Greta Van Fleek (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 14 November 2018 14:46 (five years ago) link
yeah, that was v good
― the Stanley Kubrick of testicular torsion (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 14 November 2018 14:47 (five years ago) link
:D
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 14 November 2018 15:33 (five years ago) link
perfect
― unproven (darraghmac), Wednesday, 14 November 2018 20:21 (five years ago) link
Had a couple exes who lasered off their pubes (before they met me)
― F# A# (∞), Wednesday, November 14, 2018 3:23 PM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
classic country tune
― Greta Van Fleek (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 14 November 2018 21:25 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― unproven (darraghmac), Wednesday, 14 November 2018 23:08 (five years ago) link
haha
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Thursday, 15 November 2018 00:16 (five years ago) link
lolz
― ROCK MUSIC (Tom D.), Thursday, 15 November 2018 00:16 (five years ago) link
― flopson, Thursday, 15 November 2018 00:29 (five years ago) link
Steve McQueen's WIDOWS (2018)
I almost saw this on Friday but stopped halfway on my drive when I realized the running time.
Instead, I had an excellent lunch.
― I like queer. You like queer, senator? (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, November 19, 2018 9:10 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
No Shame in that. No Hunger either
― Number None, Monday, November 19, 2018 9:12 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― macropuente (map), Tuesday, 20 November 2018 02:19 (five years ago) link
In the Nic Roeg thread
time for me to revisit some of these. I still constantly confuse him with Ken Russell.
― akm, Sunday, November 25, 2018 8:18 AM
here's how to unconfuse them: if the film is any good it's by nic roeg
― mark s, Sunday, November 25, 2018 8:33 AM
― nickn, Sunday, 25 November 2018 20:41 (five years ago) link
we dont do Oscars in November in this fuckin' thread
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), 27. november 2018 19:47 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
even tho it's ALL THAT MATTERS NOD NOD NOD
This thread isn't even spelled right, what kind of rules do you expect for a thread like that anyway?
― I Never Promised You A Hose Harden (Eric H.), 27. november 2018 19:54 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Cider House
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), 27. november 2018 19:57 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Frederik B, Tuesday, 27 November 2018 20:14 (five years ago) link
good night u princes of ilx
― The Poppy Bush AutoZone (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 27 November 2018 20:16 (five years ago) link
i wish my life was more like a formulaic rom com and less like a refreshingly/bleakly irreverent twist on the rom com
― Trϵϵship, Friday, 21 December 2018 01:06 (seven hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― gabbnebulous (darraghmac), Friday, 21 December 2018 08:41 (five years ago) link
Haha <3 treesh
― Ae$op Rocky (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 21 December 2018 14:02 (five years ago) link
that's a good line - treesh should be punching up scripts for refreshingly/bleakly irreverent twists on romcoms
― |Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Friday, 21 December 2018 14:53 (five years ago) link
the annoying coworkers thread has been very lol. ILE should just be ILP at this point
― rip van wanko, Friday, 21 December 2018 15:19 (five years ago) link
ty for allowing me to confirm why I don't read that thread
― imago, Friday, 21 December 2018 15:48 (five years ago) link
the very last place i want to hear the same four carols over and over and over and over and over again is at the fucking dentist
― calamity gammon (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 19 December 2018 23:00 (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
back teeth?
― gabbnebulous (darraghmac), Wednesday, 19 December 2018 23:04 (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― gabbnebulous (darraghmac), Friday, 21 December 2018 15:53 (five years ago) link
😎
if you don't read that thread then you are the annoying coworker
― na (NA), Friday, 21 December 2018 15:53 (five years ago) link
or the one who doesn't work in an office or have coworkers 😎
― imago, Friday, 21 December 2018 15:56 (five years ago) link
but seriously, keep ile fecal-free ffs
― imago, Friday, 21 December 2018 16:01 (five years ago) link
The 'E' means everything, no exceptions. This is what you signed up for.
― jmm, Friday, 21 December 2018 16:11 (five years ago) link
― imago, Friday, December 21, 2018 7:56 AM (one hour ago)
otm!
― sarahell, Friday, 21 December 2018 17:13 (five years ago) link
Was darragh self-exceling there?
― Mark G, Friday, 21 December 2018 18:09 (five years ago) link
not the first time iirc. terrible man for the self-excelsioring so he is
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Friday, 21 December 2018 18:12 (five years ago) link
Ar, to be fair it was a good one, but.
― Mark G, Friday, 21 December 2018 18:12 (five years ago) link
its part of the craic
― gabbnebulous (darraghmac), Friday, 21 December 2018 18:20 (five years ago) link
imago you're missing some good stuff:
I just meant of course ILX's most openly bowel-movement-centric poster is jobbying for Big Poopa
― sans lep (sic), Wednesday, December 19, 2018 1:35 PM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
ahem
― Colonel Poo, Wednesday, December 19, 2018 1:55 PM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
pulling rank
― gabbnebulous (darraghmac), Wednesday, December 19, 2018 1:58 PM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― rip van wanko, Friday, 21 December 2018 18:21 (five years ago) link
having now completed those four million words [of Robert Jordan's 'Wheel of Time] i’m not sure what to do with myself
― mookieproof, 27. december 2018 03:39 (twelve hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Could start in on the Bible
― I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), 27. december 2018 03:41 (twelve hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
have to imagine hes ready to leave jordan for a while
― gabbnebulous (darraghmac), 27. december 2018 10:43 (five hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Frederik B, Thursday, 27 December 2018 15:30 (five years ago) link
the eden hazard of 2018 ilx
― gabbnebulous (darraghmac), Thursday, 27 December 2018 15:35 (five years ago) link