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Assume I Am Legend is a play on biblical “I am Legion.”

Harper Valley CTA-102 (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 30 September 2018 12:17 (seven years ago)

This is like that time I only just got "Sneed's Feed and Seed (formerly Chuck's)" recently.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 1 October 2018 06:39 (seven years ago)

(I have likely mentioned that on here before lol)

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 1 October 2018 06:40 (seven years ago)

Assume I Am Legend is a play on biblical “I am Legion.”

http://i65.tinypic.com/16gjzol.png

Number None, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 14:48 (seven years ago)

one month passes...

until today: stan lee

i am dense sometimes.

andrew m., Tuesday, 13 November 2018 19:29 (seven years ago)

ohhhhhhhh...!

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Wednesday, 14 November 2018 05:51 (seven years ago)

as in stanley? kind of like kal penn.

adam the (abanana), Wednesday, 14 November 2018 06:27 (seven years ago)

Stan the man's real surname was Leiber, so I'm not sure the 'Stanley' pun of his pseudonym was intentional.

Ward Fowler, Wednesday, 14 November 2018 06:38 (seven years ago)

three weeks pass...

The name of the health and beauty store The Body Shop is a play on automotive body shops.

Locked in silent monologue, in silent scream (Sund4r), Friday, 7 December 2018 19:42 (seven years ago)

Yeah, I remember clocking that about 20 years too late.

Alba, Friday, 7 December 2018 20:18 (seven years ago)

more of a 'huh' than a 'whaaaaat!'.

Toss another shrimpl air on the bbqbbq (ledge), Friday, 7 December 2018 20:22 (seven years ago)

Harry's Shave Club

Plinka Trinka Banga Tink (Eliza D.), Friday, 7 December 2018 20:31 (seven years ago)

two months pass...

Captain Bee Fart

Alba, Sunday, 17 February 2019 17:31 (seven years ago)

three weeks pass...

... is BBC's Countryfile for countryphiles?

StanM, Sunday, 10 March 2019 07:28 (seven years ago)

It's a programme aimed at farmers so anything that clever is unlikely.

The Vangelis of Dating (Tom D.), Sunday, 10 March 2019 08:17 (seven years ago)

xp

haven't you seen the hit youtube phenomena The Countryphile Hunter? Some ex dads 4 justice/edl thug hunts down rogue farmers who haven't been rotating their soil properly and have been feeding beefburgers to swans.

calzino, Sunday, 10 March 2019 09:22 (seven years ago)

^ under-appreciated reference

seedy ron (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 10 March 2019 23:49 (seven years ago)

one month passes...

Jah Wobble. Literally only this morning got it for the first time ever.

A Cheetah Drenched in Applesauce (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 18:26 (seven years ago)

(I think?)

A Cheetah Drenched in Applesauce (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 18:26 (seven years ago)

According to Wikipedia:

Jah Wobble acquired his stage name through the drunken, mumbled version of Wardle's name by Sid Vicious, which Wobble kept because "people would never forget it".

pomenitul, Tuesday, 16 April 2019 18:29 (seven years ago)

Yes, it's not a pun.

Do you like 70s hard rock with a guitar hero? (Tom D.), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 19:08 (seven years ago)

Oh. Okay. I assumed it was a multivalent play on both 'jahwohl' and the oft-referenced deity 'Jah' of reggae/dub fame. Never mind me.

A Cheetah Drenched in Applesauce (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 19:09 (seven years ago)

(TBF, I'd gone the bulk of my life never thinking it was a play on anything, so perhaps we could all just agree that I'm having a hypoglycemic spell today and call it fair dos.)

A Cheetah Drenched in Applesauce (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 19:11 (seven years ago)

It's based on John Wardle innit, so sounds like a rationalisation of a drunken slur like Inna Gadda Da Vida was In The Garden Of Eden after Doug Ingle had several bottles of wine one night. NOt a pun.

Stevolende, Tuesday, 16 April 2019 19:37 (seven years ago)

An old colleague had a cat called "fluffy dickens" because that was her boyfriend's drunken attempt to say "fucking dickhead"

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 19:42 (seven years ago)

three weeks pass...

Didn't realise that donkey's years was a pun on the length of donkey's ears.

fancy the Dirkishness of carrying Doré a round (fionnland), Friday, 10 May 2019 13:25 (seven years ago)

Have been familiar with mall sneaker store Shoe Biz for years, thinking the name just referred to the fact that their business was selling shoes. The lame pun on show biz just now registered.

ƒ©˙∆˚¬ (Whitey on the Moon), Saturday, 11 May 2019 22:21 (seven years ago)

To many people, "podcast" is a hilarious perfect rhyme for "broadcast."

mick signals, Friday, 17 May 2019 17:59 (seven years ago)

Boyzone = Boy's Own

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 26 May 2019 12:41 (seven years ago)

Comedy metal act Goblin Cock = gobblin' cock, i.e. performing oral sex on a male member (fnarr) of the species. Any species, I guess.

Zeuhl Idol (Matt #2), Sunday, 26 May 2019 12:44 (seven years ago)

three weeks pass...

Visual ptihm: that the pair of eyeglasses in the logo of GREGORYS was composed of ... two coffee cups, d’oh!

TS The Students vs. The Regents (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 21 June 2019 21:10 (seven years ago)

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0a/Gregorys_Coffee.jpg

koogs, Friday, 21 June 2019 21:35 (seven years ago)

I just spent 15 seconds believing that ptihm just might be the erudite Greek term for a paronomasia one had missed.

mick signals, Friday, 21 June 2019 21:37 (seven years ago)

Lol

If I were a POLL I’d be Zinging (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 22 June 2019 03:00 (six years ago)

Terf wars

Alba, Monday, 24 June 2019 14:39 (six years ago)

Ptihm Fortuyn

I don't get wet because I am tall and thin and I am afraid of people (Eliza D.), Monday, 24 June 2019 14:42 (six years ago)

three weeks pass...

And their slogan is SEE COFFEE DIFFERENTLY

Ask Heavy Manners (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 16 July 2019 13:53 (six years ago)

I don't get it.

adam the (abanana), Tuesday, 16 July 2019 15:37 (six years ago)

Oh, it's the logo above.

adam the (abanana), Tuesday, 16 July 2019 15:38 (six years ago)

They serve eyesed coffee.

nickn, Tuesday, 16 July 2019 17:38 (six years ago)

Another visual pun I had missed, forgotten about etc.: the ELO spaceship is meant to look like some kind of interstellar jukebox.

Ask Heavy Manners (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 19 July 2019 19:43 (six years ago)

ELO spaceship always reminded me of this or vice/versa:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/cd/Simon_Electronic_Game.jpg

Ward Fowler, Friday, 19 July 2019 20:33 (six years ago)

Yeah ditto. Always thought it looked cool though.

Good morning, how are you, I'm (Doctor Casino), Friday, 19 July 2019 20:56 (six years ago)

Forgot about that

Ask Heavy Manners (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 19 July 2019 21:15 (six years ago)

i thought the segway scootery-thing was pronounced 'sedge-way'

thus, pun missed

mookieproof, Friday, 19 July 2019 23:15 (six years ago)

What pun?

Arthur Lowe & Love (Tom D.), Friday, 19 July 2019 23:24 (six years ago)

"segue" from one situation to another

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Saturday, 20 July 2019 00:12 (six years ago)

Yes, but it's not very convincing is it.

Arthur Lowe & Love (Tom D.), Saturday, 20 July 2019 00:33 (six years ago)

not really, except that they apparently thought the product would totally transform urban transportation

mookieproof, Saturday, 20 July 2019 00:34 (six years ago)

Crazy product, crazy guys.

Arthur Lowe & Love (Tom D.), Saturday, 20 July 2019 00:40 (six years ago)


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