The Locking of the Avril Thread

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See this is why I love ILE. Plato, Barthes, Breton, Seneca and Ducasse are invoked in the midst of a heated exchange about netiquette - all within about 20 posts.

the music mole (colin s barrow), Sunday, 20 June 2004 20:53 (twenty-one years ago)

or a single momus post

Symplistic (shmuel), Sunday, 20 June 2004 20:56 (twenty-one years ago)

"Becoming whatever you want to be" without "staying in touch with your roots" (your loaded phrasing demands a refutation all its own) is not "becoming" at all: just slumming or playing let's-pretend.

You've just re-stated the rockist position on authenticity, J0hn. You're saying 'You can do both,' but then you immediately declare a preference for 'roots' over 'becoming': in your model, presumably, one can stay in touch with one's roots without even thinking of 'becoming', but 'becoming' in its own is 'just slumming or playing let's pretend'.

I don't disagree with your definition of 'becoming' -- though the word is not well-picked, since it has traces of Heidegger's concept of authenticity, which leads us back to rockism and Platonism; I can only 'become' by stressing that I'm heading towards 'the real me'. What I disagree with is the word 'just', and the implication that 'just pretend' is not the whole core and essence of that part of the binary. There is nothing wrong with pretending to be someone you're not, and becoming that person! We all do it. Wire had 'Forty versions all dying to get the part'. This is what I mean when I talk about 'divergers'. Moving towards fiction and away from 'the authentic'. Perhaps we need a word which, unlike 'becoming', connotes pluralism, divergence, and the joys of the fictive. A word which had more Donald Barthelme than Tolstoy in it (he adds, just to keep The Music Mole happy).

Momus (Momus), Sunday, 20 June 2004 22:42 (twenty-one years ago)

On the other hand, Heidegger's concept of The Uncanny is close to what I was talking about upthread as a possible explanation for the confusion between URL and IRL:

'From the work of Freud, Heidegger and Lacan we can put together a definition of the Uncanny as that state of mind which we experience when the unbroken and coherent appearance of the so-called 'common-sense' world is broken or disrupted by evidence of its 'made' quality, as a constructed world. This gives rise to feelings of being disturbed, disgusted or horrified, or to great levels of anxiety or vertigo as certainties are threatened and the very structure of everyday and normal life seems to give way. A classic instance of this would be the mingled fascination and disgust many people feel when confronted with a transsexual; that is someone whose sense of themselves is at odds in a very deep way with their apparent [to others] gender identity... Of course, the threat of anyone who transgresses the boundaries which we regard as fundamental to the nature of the world and of the 'Real' is that by transgressing them they bring to our attention the possibility that these bounds may be arbitrary, or that we too may exist in some deep way on both sides of any given divide.'

This matches what I said upthread about 'natural law' and also about not believing that binaries contain inherent truths.

Momus (Momus), Sunday, 20 June 2004 22:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Music Mole is always happy Ned and Momus are here.

the music mole (colin s barrow), Sunday, 20 June 2004 22:55 (twenty-one years ago)

(x-post)

the music mole (colin s barrow), Sunday, 20 June 2004 22:56 (twenty-one years ago)

BTW Heidegger connects the uncanny with authentic becoming (the Unheimlich with Dasein, in his terms) by proposing our authentic selves as a 'secret home', one which we conceal from ourselves with habits and routines and alienated normality, and which we only reach, paradoxically, by the path of estrangement. In other words, it takes one form of alienation (the uncanny) to overcome another form of alienation (inauthenticity). I would call this 'diverging towards the one right answer' and I don't accept that it happens, except insofar as we tend to retrospectively construe random events as inevitable -- 'she was the woman I had been searching for all my life'. My idea of the uncanny is that estrangement is an end in itself, or a way to jumpstart perception. Closer to the Russian formalists than to Heidegger.

Momus (Momus), Sunday, 20 June 2004 23:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Quite so.

But I must now impose the following stricture: henceforth, all discussion must be in rhyming couplets.

the music mole (colin s barrow), Sunday, 20 June 2004 23:22 (twenty-one years ago)

The Uncanny -- the idea that your true self is hid-
-Den, connects with Freud's unconscious or Id.

Momus (Momus), Sunday, 20 June 2004 23:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Where did I state a preference, or even imply one
For roots over leaves? I didn't.

These couplets don't rhyme, or scan
yet do I feel comfortable

that my man Momus
will be happy in their blankness.

Again, no preference! I say only
that your love of the binary opposition

puts to lie
your opposition thereto.

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Sunday, 20 June 2004 23:28 (twenty-one years ago)

(But let's accept your premise
for a moment: if I had a preference -

which I don't -
that wouldn't do or undo anything about

the problem of your establishing
this false binary.

"Roots" is your meme, not mine!
I think often when people complain about

"roots"-oriented things,
it's them that have

the roots sunk deep, and branches pointing
like fingers at others.)

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Sunday, 20 June 2004 23:31 (twenty-one years ago)

If you prefer we could say
For 'roots' and 'leaves', 'home' and 'away'.

Momus (Momus), Sunday, 20 June 2004 23:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Which makes your 'playing just-pretend' unravel
Into a deprecation of unhomely travel.

Momus (Momus), Sunday, 20 June 2004 23:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I must decry this Aussie baiting
Don't our culture be a-hatin'

the music mole (colin s barrow), Sunday, 20 June 2004 23:44 (twenty-one years ago)

We'd still be
hip-deep in binaries: this is why

I always call you
"conservative," and find it odd

that you position yourself
as champion of new things!

Your refusal to accept
that "I contain multitudes"

(as good old Uncle Walt
once put it)

is such quaint old-country hogwash
that it'd be charming

if you didn't slander Heidegger
in the bargain.

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Sunday, 20 June 2004 23:47 (twenty-one years ago)

wait I think I got a rhymin' one:

Nobody hatin'!
it's just ol' Momus, prevaricatin'.

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Sunday, 20 June 2004 23:47 (twenty-one years ago)

let's cover c-man
with our semen

ken c (ken c), Sunday, 20 June 2004 23:53 (twenty-one years ago)

oh shit ken c wins hands-down

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Sunday, 20 June 2004 23:54 (twenty-one years ago)

hey so apropos of nothing does everybody know just how great Led Zeppelin's "In the Light" is? holy cow is it ever great

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Sunday, 20 June 2004 23:55 (twenty-one years ago)

'J0hn!' I cry, reprovingly
I referenced 'Forty Versions' approvingly!

That song by Wire is the same shit, man
As 'I contain multitudes' by Walt Whitman.

I'll never understand, as long as I live
Why you call anti-rockism 'conservative'.

Momus (Momus), Sunday, 20 June 2004 23:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Is ken c's rhyme legitimate?
It looks like something Black Sabbath would write!

the music mole (colin s barrow), Sunday, 20 June 2004 23:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't stop guys, enjoying your sophistry
It's better, at least, than Calum's oafish spree

de, Monday, 21 June 2004 00:00 (twenty-one years ago)

'I contain multitudes, it's kinda scary' v.
'I contain lots and lots of l'il ole mes'.

Momus (Momus), Monday, 21 June 2004 00:03 (twenty-one years ago)

dude my bukkake was legal as hell
unless calum's 14 - it's hard to tell

ken c (ken c), Monday, 21 June 2004 00:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Momus, it's your good guys vs. bad guys schtick
that's conservative

and remarkably
American

if you don't mind
my saying so

and even
if you do.

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 21 June 2004 00:05 (twenty-one years ago)

although i guess it must be mad
to think someone so young can have that big a head!!

someone must have fed young c-man a lot of toast
xpost

ken c (ken c), Monday, 21 June 2004 00:07 (twenty-one years ago)

xx-post ken c wins again, the cheeky monkey
for creating an image so gruesomely funky

de, Monday, 21 June 2004 00:09 (twenty-one years ago)

apropos of nothing except to keep back the tide of the upstarts over at the heretical "Recommend Stuff that sounds like Low & Leonard Cohen thread," please read my newest piece about the Junior Boys - I haven't said exactly what I want to say yet, but I'm getting there & enjoying the process

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 21 June 2004 00:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Let me repeat, J0hn, I do think it's relevant;
All binaries compel us to privilege one element.

You say you weren't privileging 'roots' above 'becoming'
Then why did you say 'roots' without 'becoming' was 'just' something?

You wanted to have your cake and eat it too;
Eating without having wasn't good enough for you?

Momus (Momus), Monday, 21 June 2004 00:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Then why did you say 'roots' without 'becoming' was 'just' something?

Then why did you say 'becoming' without 'roots' was 'just' something?

Momus (Momus), Monday, 21 June 2004 00:15 (twenty-one years ago)

momus has the rhyming right
too shame that he talks such shite

ken c (ken c), Monday, 21 June 2004 00:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Yet you must admit however
The Scottish player is bloody clever

the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 21 June 2004 00:23 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm sure you're correct ken calum is legal
but with his pearl necklace did he look regal?

omg, Monday, 21 June 2004 00:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Sometimes I like to brag, sometimes I'm soft spoken
When I'm in Holland I eat the pannekoeken.

Momus (Momus), Monday, 21 June 2004 00:25 (twenty-one years ago)

maybe the day calum cleans off the cum and phlegm
will be when momus is finally OTM.

ken c (ken c), Monday, 21 June 2004 00:28 (twenty-one years ago)

haha omg yes he sure looked pretty
with pearl necklace on his man-titty

ken c (ken c), Monday, 21 June 2004 00:32 (twenty-one years ago)

and now that i've owned this thread
i guess i should feed calum's headgo to bed

ken c (ken c), Monday, 21 June 2004 00:33 (twenty-one years ago)

and now that i've owned this thread
i guess i should feed calum's headgo to bed

ken c (ken c), Monday, 21 June 2004 00:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Bye bye Ken, adieu, goodnight
God bless, sweet dreams, farewell, sleep tight.

the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 21 June 2004 00:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Do you mean that the money shot we currently see
Aimed at Calum is one day destined for me?

Momus (Momus), Monday, 21 June 2004 00:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Sometimes I like to brag, sometimes I'm soft spoken
When I'm in Holland I eat the pannekoeken.

Did you steal that from KRS-ONE or something?

Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Monday, 21 June 2004 00:36 (twenty-one years ago)

If KRS were in the place
The money shot would be in your face

the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 21 June 2004 00:38 (twenty-one years ago)

All but goys should recognise
New York's finest: The Beastie Boys

Momus (Momus), Monday, 21 June 2004 00:39 (twenty-one years ago)

i had to fight
for my right
to bukka-ke

ken c (ken c), Monday, 21 June 2004 00:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Jewish boys making a pancake rap
What could be less authentic than that?

Momus (Momus), Monday, 21 June 2004 00:44 (twenty-one years ago)

The Beastie Boys are whining brats
Can Buddhists have a taste for gats?

And as for NY, consider 3rd Bass
You know, the ones who wrote 'Gas Face'

the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 21 June 2004 00:45 (twenty-one years ago)

from hour to hour I check on this posting
to see who's been bitching, whining and boasting

the original thread's been lost long ago
and now we're comparing the relative slow -

ness of calum and some other young dudes
and doubting legality regardin' the nudes

I can't ascertain if devolving
is the name of the game or evolving

would indict more the truth
regarding digression into trolls' youth.

momus's a good sport, with patience to spare
too bad his opinions are founded on air.

j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Monday, 21 June 2004 00:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't knock air -- for what it's worth
If you need to breathe, it's better than earth.

Momus (Momus), Monday, 21 June 2004 00:50 (twenty-one years ago)

that quote I'd excelsior if it were needed
but it's contexutally funny, not funny repeated.

j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Monday, 21 June 2004 00:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Excelsior is like that, nu?
(Yes, you've guessed it, I'm a Jew)
For many jokes that make us titter
Deprived of context, go down the sh*tter


'The Locking of the Avril Thread'...
One it it will be put to bed.

the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 21 June 2004 00:57 (twenty-one years ago)


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