Michael Bay to direct "Transformers" movie?

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Jesus is God. Jesus can raise the dead

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Christ figure
blocks,
2 Fisher Price or similar type woman figures
4 or 5 Fisher Price or similar type men figures
rocks enough to make a tomb for Lazarus
scrap of white cloth, tissue or napkin, etc to make grave clothes

Game: People can/Jesus can - A take off on Simon says Have the kids line up at one end of the room
Tell the kids that every time you make a true statement they can take 2 steps forward.
Every time you make a false statement they should stand still and not move.
If they move when you said something false they have to take 2 steps backward.
The object of the game is to make it to a designated place on the other side of the room.
Give them a series of true and false statements such as: Jesus made people with wings so they can fly (false)
People can make dead people alive (false)
Jesus can heal the sick
People can build airplanes
People can make birds (false)
etc.

Telling the Story: Our game was about things that people can do and things that Jesus can do.
And it was about things that Jesus can do but people can't do.
Have any of you ever had a pet die? Let kids answer

How did you feel when you lost your pet? Let kids answer

Was there anything you could do to make your pet alive again?
Today we're learning that Jesus is God. Jesus can raise the dead.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 8 April 2005 17:51 (nineteen years ago) link

I'll hold out for the "Turbo Teen" film

It was called Michael Jackson's Moonwalker.

― Plus-Tech Whiz Kid (Disco) (Barima), Friday, 8 April 2005 17:51 (nineteen years ago) link

three months pass...

update:

http://filmforce.ign.com/transformers/articles/632/632705p1.html

― latebloomer: the Clonus Horror (latebloomer), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 14:29 (eighteen years ago) link

I like how the description above makes the Deceptacons sound like Objectivists. They better have a scene of Megatron perusing "The Fountainhead" on the crapper.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 14:31 (eighteen years ago) link

Dear Jeff Otto,

Her name is "Arcee", not "R.C.".

Your pal,

Waspinator

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 14:42 (eighteen years ago) link

is robert wise still alive?

― N_RQ (Enrique), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 14:49 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh, so they're going after the fans of the TV show. The comic ruled.

― Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 17:17 (eighteen years ago) link

They've turned Soundwave from a tape deck into... not an iPod... into a fucking space ship.

Set to come out on July 4 2007: http://www.hasbro.com/transformers/default.cfm?page=news&newsid=1034E2F7-D56F-E112-4871ECCC2E54B294

― James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Thursday, 14 July 2005 01:14 (eighteen years ago) link

Could be worse, he spent the early part of the 1990s as a sports car!

― carson dial (carson dial), Thursday, 14 July 2005 01:59 (eighteen years ago) link

The Transformers are divided into two groups of robots, one led by Optimus Prime, which believes in tolerance and the sanctity of life, the other by Megatron, which espouses survival of the fittest and the extermination of biological life.

When I hear right wing nutcases mouth off about how Hollywood politicizes everything, I usually roll my eyes, but then I read this...

― Mickey (modestmickey), Thursday, 14 July 2005 03:48 (eighteen years ago) link

This sounds consistent with the politics of Armegeddon, in which oil rig worker Bruce Willis bravely took on a boat full of environmentalists

― Hurting (Hurting), Thursday, 14 July 2005 04:55 (eighteen years ago) link

eight months pass...

i reiterate my desire that this film be a live action version of the first film.

― ryan (ryan), Sunday, 26 March 2006 00:20 (eighteen years ago) link

Jake Gyllenhaal's playing Hot Rod.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Sunday, 26 March 2006 00:35 (eighteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://filmforce.ign.com/articles/702/702518p1.html

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 21 April 2006 16:47 (eighteen years ago) link

one month passes...

http://aintitcoolnews.com/display.cgi?id=23472

Instead of a volkswagon Beetle Bumblebee has been made into a fucking CAMARO! A CAMARO FOR CHRISSAKES!

http://www.aintitcool.com/images2006/tf7.jpg

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 1 June 2006 18:56 (eighteen years ago) link

i'd welcome an all-muscle-car line-up of autobots, but only if they were sporting robo-fu-manchus

― kingfish doesn't live here anymore (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 1 June 2006 19:04 (eighteen years ago) link

hahah otm

apparently megatron is a jet instead of a gun

so basically he's starscream

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 1 June 2006 19:08 (eighteen years ago) link

First trailers will air July 4th of THIS YEAR.

― mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Thursday, 1 June 2006 19:40 (eighteen years ago) link

OMG the artistic integrity of Transformers has been compromises

― Eppy (Eppy), Thursday, 1 June 2006 19:52 (eighteen years ago) link

heh

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 1 June 2006 19:54 (eighteen years ago) link

Optimus Prime is gonna be a hummer.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 1 June 2006 19:57 (eighteen years ago) link

FWIW Optimus Prime WILL be a Mack truck.

― mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Thursday, 1 June 2006 19:59 (eighteen years ago) link

also this guy did think he was finally going to get his big break when he heard the words, "live action"

http://img.engadget.com/common/images/3060000000052364.JPG?0.5442795202025211

― kingfish doesn't live here anymore (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 1 June 2006 20:02 (eighteen years ago) link

he cried for weeks

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 1 June 2006 20:04 (eighteen years ago) link

almost soiled his khakis, too

― kingfish doesn't live here anymore (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 1 June 2006 20:04 (eighteen years ago) link

and never as loudly as he was being shown the door by dreamworks security guards

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 1 June 2006 20:05 (eighteen years ago) link

adding insult to injury was the fact he lost the part to this guy, his bitter rival:

http://www.pluh.com/images/picofdaystuff/Optimus%20Prime!.jpg

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 1 June 2006 20:08 (eighteen years ago) link

"Sorry kid, but your costume just wasn't good enough."

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 1 June 2006 20:09 (eighteen years ago) link

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/11/TF_TeaserPoster1.jpg

― StanM (StanM), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:12 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.transformersmovie.com/

(isn't the countdown there off by, oh, a year? "26 days to go!")

― StanM (StanM), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:15 (eighteen years ago) link

till the trailer

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:15 (eighteen years ago) link

Ah! Thanks.

― StanM (StanM), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:18 (eighteen years ago) link

complete hotness

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:41 (eighteen years ago) link

this might be a good blockbuster. i was confused by the "live action" angle, taking it to mean people in transformer suits. sadly this was before the joke suits pics were posted.

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Friday, 9 June 2006 15:51 (eighteen years ago) link

OMG IT GON HAVE SKORPONOK

― mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Friday, 9 June 2006 15:55 (eighteen years ago) link

the transformers living on that junk planet (reck-gar et all) had fu manchus! they could fuck you up!

― AaronK (AaronK), Saturday, 10 June 2006 12:51 (eighteen years ago) link

also, i;ll say this again: i cant wait!

― AaronK (AaronK), Saturday, 10 June 2006 12:51 (eighteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

teaser's up:

http://www.transformersmovie.com/

― latebloomer aka rap's yoko ono (latebloomer), Friday, 30 June 2006 06:36 (seventeen years ago) link

Can't seem to get any of that to work. :(

― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 30 June 2006 07:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Mars is redder than that surely? or was it somewhere else?

more excited than i should be.

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Friday, 30 June 2006 08:44 (seventeen years ago) link

This is the greatest thing... EVER!!!

Stevem give in to the excitement. Feel it!

― Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Friday, 30 June 2006 09:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Mars is redder than that surely? or was it somewhere else?

it was most likely quickly filmed somwhere in the mojave desert to stand in for mars. since it's a just a teaser it doesn't worry me as much as the name "michael bay" attached to it.

― latebloomer aka rap's yoko ono (latebloomer), Friday, 30 June 2006 09:20 (seventeen years ago) link

ha ha, they didn't shoot on Mars itself then :(

i do! (xpost)

those Citroen car ads certainly convince/re-assure that at least they will LOOK really good. problem is whether Bay thinks this will be enough. this can be as good as X-Men if they can tap into the similar humanity issues re relationship with machines, finely balanced with action.

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Friday, 30 June 2006 09:24 (seventeen years ago) link

NO WAI D00D SURELY IT WAS FILMED ON MARS
oh, xpost

― teh_kit has 22 friends (g-kit), Friday, 30 June 2006 09:24 (seventeen years ago) link

if its as fun as The Rock or The Island that can't be too bad. as long as it's not Pearl Harbor Bay we're dealing with.

― latebloomer aka rap's yoko ono (latebloomer), Friday, 30 June 2006 09:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Nike transformer

― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 30 June 2006 09:30 (seventeen years ago) link

WHERE IS THE MONEY SHOT.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 30 June 2006 09:33 (seventeen years ago) link

NOIZE JIZZ

the "real" teaser

― latebloomer aka rap's yoko ono (latebloomer), Friday, 30 June 2006 09:35 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah they definitely needed a bit more than just a vague outline of a robot for a split second. but it's a "teaser" after all.

― latebloomer aka rap's yoko ono (latebloomer), Friday, 30 June 2006 09:42 (seventeen years ago) link

"relationships with machines" That's just sick Steve. Sick. Think of the size of the sex toy it would turn into?!

― Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Friday, 30 June 2006 15:32 (seventeen years ago) link

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