Is there anywhere on the net I might be able to find Melanie Phillips' oldskool 'liberal' Guardian writing? I don't think I've ever seen any of it.
Answering the initial thread question eight years too late, my suspicion is that there has always been a lot of bad writing in the Guardian and we are just in more of a position to notice it now.
― Tits Bramble (Matt DC), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 09:44 (seventeen years ago)
Oh, dear. If you are going to puff this book at least mention some of the devastating responses from other scientists. That would be the intellectually rigourous thing for a lay person to do.
Well done that man.
― Tits Bramble (Matt DC), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 09:47 (seventeen years ago)
There is simply nothing left of it when he has finished – and he does so from the perspective of real science which the theory has so shockingly betrayed.
Oh really? Melanie Philips not an expert on science shocker.
― Brandy Frotte and Reel De La St-Jean (Ned Trifle II), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 09:50 (seventeen years ago)
Or what Matt said.
Telegraph no better:
First cut a strand of hair from your head. Next, fill in a questionnaire about your state of health and send it, with your hair, to an address on the other side of the country.
Then sit back and, while not exactly by return of post, you will in due course receive relief from whatever ailment is troubling you. It could come in the form of a pill or a potion, but it's just as likely to come in the form of healing vibrations, transmitted from the person to whom you've sent your hair.
What is it? Magic? Witchcraft? A load of twaddle? No, it's radionics, the largely unexplained art of healing someone you've never met, who is hundreds, even thousands of miles away.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/wellbeing/5356013/Radionics-can-a-lock-of-hair-hold-the-key-to-health.html
― man saves ducklings from (ledge), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 10:00 (seventeen years ago)
o_0
― Norwegian Wood Smash (stevie), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 10:37 (seventeen years ago)
It must be great not to believe in climate change. The worst thing that's ever happened to the planet Earth, the problem of such a scale that it dwarfs all others and requires us to change our whole way of life (not that we are capable of doing so, hence certain catastrophe of one level or another) -- this problem just doesn't exist.
Maybe that's why MP has so much anger to expend on other, lesser things.
― the pinefox, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 10:52 (seventeen years ago)
It helps her to sleep peacefully at night, her mind entirely at rest <---- LOL
― Dante ... Bruno . Vico .. Passantino (Tom D.), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 10:58 (seventeen years ago)
ummmm... pretty sure she believes in climate change.
― FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 11:13 (seventeen years ago)
But it wasn't us wot dun it
― Dante ... Bruno . Vico .. Passantino (Tom D.), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 11:14 (seventeen years ago)
Amusing to note that one of the sources cited approvingly in that book (which is a waterfall of bullshit, obv) is MP herself.
― caek, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 12:42 (seventeen years ago)
go go reader mailbag —
In France, only cases where investigation by the presiding magistrate reveals significant evidence that points to a high probability of prosecution will be put forward to the court. Hence the 25% conviction rate. The great majority of cases go no further than the investigative phase.
Writing as someone who was falsely accused of rape in the UK by a disturbed and evil scorned woman that I'd known for five years and never even kissed or touched, I can only applaud French scepticism.
Let's have another article, pointing out that hard evidence is required for a rape conviction: certainty, not probability, nor likelihood, nor possibility. Perhaps that is the real message that women (and men) need to carry with them into situations where they find themselves alone in private with potentially predatory males.Chris H, via email
― thomp, Friday, 5 June 2009 17:55 (seventeen years ago)
Worth noting that Andrew Sparrow and Martin Kettle, doing the website's live-updating news and analysis pages on the results and the reshuffle, have been actually rather good: the latter certainly better than the paper's recent standard of comment on party politics
― thomp, Friday, 5 June 2009 17:57 (seventeen years ago)
iirc, melanie phillips wrote most of her 'liberal' pieces for the observer rather than the guardian (well before both papers shared the same owner)
― Ward Fowler, Friday, 5 June 2009 18:00 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2009/jun/09/battle-orgreave-miners-strike
― the pinefox, Tuesday, 9 June 2009 12:39 (seventeen years ago)
C'mon Pinefox you really should let people have the joy of the first line without having to click through...
Dark and damp and deep, the earth gives up its secrets: scraps of metal, furls of plastic, rubble and pebbles and clay. Among them lie shards of coal, brittle and black and glistening. Rain speckles the soil, the mounds of earth, the stationary diggers. This is all that is left of Orgreave opencast mine.
― ned trifle is not working for you (Notinmyname), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 12:44 (seventeen years ago)
Ever so slightly out of her depth there
― Dante ... Bruno . Vico .. Passantino (Tom D.), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 12:46 (seventeen years ago)
alternately, not buried deep enough
― Dingbod Kesterson, Tuesday, 9 June 2009 13:15 (seventeen years ago)
― Ward Fowler, Friday, 5 June 2009 19:00 (4 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
just seen this but nope - she was social affairs correspondent for the guardian, then a columnist, then jumped ship to the obs. a quick lexisnexis search suggests she was heading in a rightward direction at the observer: stuff about "saving the family" etc - think that was why she left the guardian?
can't link to them but i could c&p some examples if people don't mind a bit of tl;dr.
― joe, Tuesday, 9 June 2009 13:19 (seventeen years ago)
lol l-bart and david peace should do a write-off on the miners' strike. sixth-form purle prose vs overdone 'pared-down' ish
― FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 13:26 (seventeen years ago)
well he's done gb84 which is fine when he sticks to the actual miners' story and less fine when he decides to turn the book into tales from the crypt. maybe l-bart should write a book about jarvis cocker sitting in the greasy spoon reading slim obscure volumes of belgian poetry while being taunted by striking miners.
― Dingbod Kesterson, Tuesday, 9 June 2009 13:36 (seventeen years ago)
maybe l-bart should write a book about jarvis cocker sitting in the greasy spoon reading slim obscure volumes of belgian poetry while being taunted by striking miners
I think Lionel could give it a go but I don't see it replacing Oliver! in the nation's hearts
― Dante ... Bruno . Vico .. Passantino (Tom D.), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 13:38 (seventeen years ago)
Hmm...Tommy Steele stars in The Jarvis Cocker Story!
― Dingbod Kesterson, Tuesday, 9 June 2009 13:43 (seventeen years ago)
You've Maeterlinck A Pocket Or Two
― Enemy Insects (NickB), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 13:44 (seventeen years ago)
"Half a sixpence/ we signed to Fire Records for half a sixpence"
― Then in walked Barbara Castle with the Lady Eleanor (Tom D.), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 13:45 (seventeen years ago)
Blur could cover "Food, Glorious Food!"
― Stevie T, Tuesday, 9 June 2009 13:48 (seventeen years ago)
Clever wording.
― the pinefox, Tuesday, 9 June 2009 13:52 (seventeen years ago)
The one Broadway soundtrack where you wouldn't want the Original Cast Recording.
― Enemy Insects (NickB), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 13:53 (seventeen years ago)
"Whe-eh-eh-ere is Blur?/ Whe-eh-eh-ere is Blur?"
― Then in walked Barbara Castle with the Lady Eleanor (Tom D.), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 13:56 (seventeen years ago)
Perhaps there could be song performed by Ocean Custos Scene?
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 9 June 2009 13:59 (seventeen years ago)
Tanya Gold's spoon hell:
Wedding lists were designed to help a young married couple build a home, in the days when everyone got married aged 12 and a half, and were totally spoonless. But today, you are not buying your friends a new life. They are 30 years old and rotting. They have wrinkles and Botox and they sag, like dying balloons. You are buying them an upgrade.
― James Mitchell, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 13:54 (seventeen years ago)
saw that: disgusting woman
― the pinefox, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 13:55 (seventeen years ago)
Note the comment from her friend.
― James Mitchell, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 13:55 (seventeen years ago)
That is actually great. As I was reading it I did wonder at the wisdom of mentioning the bride at all - like surely it is going to be trivially easy to work out which friend she is referring to?
― ears are wounds, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 14:00 (seventeen years ago)
I mean the comment is great, not the dreadful article.
could some1 c+p it?
― FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 14:03 (seventeen years ago)
joholland:
"As the bride referred to in the piece I should point out that Tanya was invited to my wedding but no wedding list was included in her invitation because I know how much she hates them.
I do have a wedding list at John Lewis which I can appreciate is bourgeois but we decided that it would be practical, though by no means compulsory. The irony in all this is that I really, really don't care about gifts and have never even brought the subject up with Tanya (my dress, I concede is another matter). It might sound trite but all I want is a happy unforgettable day surrounded by people I love. My wedding is less than a month away and frankly, Tanya I don't want any spoons but I'm not sure that I want you at my wedding either."
― ears are wounds, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 14:04 (seventeen years ago)
Ooh, pwned.
― DJ Angoreinhardt (Billy Dods), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 14:08 (seventeen years ago)
daaaag
― FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 14:09 (seventeen years ago)
hope it's real.
spwned
― Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 14:12 (seventeen years ago)
bobsyouruncle1 10 Jun 09, 1:10am (about 14 hours ago)I would like to take you out, Tanya, you are a tubby, quirky, wonderful, crazy, beautiful woman.
― joe, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 14:13 (seventeen years ago)
this country...
― Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 14:14 (seventeen years ago)
hi dom
― FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 14:14 (seventeen years ago)
I'll call her J Holland... no, that's too obvious. Jo H.
― leave true black metal to those who don't deserve to listen to it (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 14:49 (seventeen years ago)
JoHo?
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 14:50 (seventeen years ago)
jools holland perhaps
― Dingbod Kesterson, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 14:54 (seventeen years ago)
I bet TG has an Amazon wish list.
Fuck it, I'd rather get stressed out people SOMETHING THEY SAY THEY WANT.
― 502 Bad Gateway (suzy), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 14:54 (seventeen years ago)
I hate having to guess, because I'm always afraid I will buy people something they don't want or already have. Complaining about that sort of thing is very Seinfeld and misanthropic.
― Hatfail of Hollow (Nicole), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 14:58 (seventeen years ago)
My sister got 3 fondue sets cos she didn't bother with a list. Three whole helpings of useless.
― Enemy Insects (NickB), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 15:02 (seventeen years ago)