Elon Musk

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Who he?

― Named locally as Tom D (Tom D.), Thursday, November 1, 2012 3:40 AM

Simpler times...

― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 13 September 2018 23:13 (four days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Indeed, kinda weird to see that every time I open this thread.

Zach Same (Tom D.), Monday, 17 September 2018 18:10 (seven years ago)

"i fucking hope he sues me"

"notice he hasnt sued me yet"

gets sued

sprout god (lag∞n), Monday, 17 September 2018 19:19 (seven years ago)

can't help but think of this

https://i.redditmedia.com/lqiMsIwmx4WrS1lwWQElOUGvp3-VeEJX5Hj1emmu4gk.jpg?w=1024&s=c0725013f4b3bab4d243846f6a1d8a53

frogbs, Monday, 17 September 2018 19:27 (seven years ago)

lol yes

sprout god (lag∞n), Monday, 17 September 2018 19:28 (seven years ago)

So he's sueing him for £57,000?!?!? WTF?

Zach Same (Tom D.), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 00:16 (seven years ago)

is there some kind of SpaceX press conference going on? part of my FB feed is drooling all over the guy again :(

sleeve, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 01:44 (seven years ago)

a plane full of billionaires exploding will truly be one of the greatest stories ever told

SpaceX says Japanese billionaire Yusaku Maezawa will be first private passenger on a solo rocket trip around the moon. https://t.co/hI4IPMXGeI

— The Associated Press (@AP) September 18, 2018

sprout god (lag∞n), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 01:53 (seven years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/gylpqoC.png

crüt, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 02:18 (seven years ago)

pedo guy shouldda stupped up. £57,000?!?!?

Heavy Messages (jed_), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 02:20 (seven years ago)

~musk reads

sprout god (lag∞n), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 02:22 (seven years ago)

is this one of those situations where you sue for costs and the judge adds punitive damages?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 03:23 (seven years ago)

muskreads.jpg

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 03:30 (seven years ago)

Hate to say The Simpsons did it first, but this whole thing makes me think of
"The letter in Krusty's pocket states that a rocket (codenamed Exodus) is being populated with humanity's "best and brightest", and will be launched in order to preserve human civilization on Mars."

StanM, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 08:05 (seven years ago)

(the rocket to the moon thing, obv)

StanM, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 08:05 (seven years ago)

omg trayce

crüt, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 08:27 (seven years ago)

xp except we all end up on the rocket with Pauly Shore, Rosie O'Donnell, Newt Gingrich etc.

Neil S, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 09:14 (seven years ago)

god i would pay so much money to see newt gingrich die on the moon

🧛🏻‍♂️ F A T 🧛🏻‍♂️ D R A C U L A 🧛🏻‍♂️ (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 09:26 (seven years ago)

he would pop nicely

Neil S, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 09:27 (seven years ago)

DOJ seems like a bigger deal than SEC?

BREAKING: Bloomberg News has learned Tesla is under investigation by the DOJ over public statements made by the company and CEO Elon Musk last month on taking Tesla private, according to two people familiar with the matter.

— David Meyers (@davidfmeyers) September 18, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 16:16 (seven years ago)

def

sprout god (lag∞n), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 16:33 (seven years ago)

has anyone seen Grimes in the last few weeks

frogbs, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 18:16 (seven years ago)

On the moon already?

Zach Same (Tom D.), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 18:21 (seven years ago)

dead from shame iirc

🧛🏻‍♂️ F A T 🧛🏻‍♂️ D R A C U L A 🧛🏻‍♂️ (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 18:23 (seven years ago)

Buried on the moon.

Zach Same (Tom D.), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 18:25 (seven years ago)

For real though I can't remember where I saw it but it was some insanely detailed conspiracy theory that Elon is holding Grimes hostage or has already killed her or something. This is based solely on her absence from social media, which tbh is a bit strange, since she's become a public figure she's never taken a break from communicating with fans for this long. but good fuck that doesn't mean she's dead

flappy bird, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 19:02 (seven years ago)

or does it

🧛🏻‍♂️ F A T 🧛🏻‍♂️ D R A C U L A 🧛🏻‍♂️ (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 19:10 (seven years ago)

it only took about 3 weeks to make a functional Melania clone

frogbs, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 19:17 (seven years ago)

https://www.valuewalk.com/2014/11/tesla-elon-musk-compared-neo-matrix/

| (Latham Green), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 19:21 (seven years ago)

in that he's wooden and unconvincing, yes

Neil S, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 21:15 (seven years ago)

omg trayce
lol i’m glad someone got it.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 12:14 (seven years ago)

http://livingstingy.blogspot.com/2018/09/threshold-of-pain-theory-and-tesla.html

Kind of funny really how the whole appeal of Tesla is "electric car!" but electric cars have been around since 1890

https://www.energy.gov/articles/history-electric-car

| (Latham Green), Thursday, 20 September 2018 14:41 (seven years ago)

oh is that the whole appeal

for i, sock in enumerate (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 20 September 2018 17:11 (seven years ago)

well, also the sexiness

| (Latham Green), Thursday, 20 September 2018 19:43 (seven years ago)

Nothing sexier than a wood-burning car:

https://assets.goodstatic.com/s3/magazine/assets/557703/original/18n4xo91e8q35jpg.jpg

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Friday, 21 September 2018 00:42 (seven years ago)

nothing sexier than a cruck!

| (Latham Green), Friday, 21 September 2018 15:49 (seven years ago)

latham green i think you are elon musk

mark s, Friday, 21 September 2018 16:00 (seven years ago)

all signs point to it

mark s, Friday, 21 September 2018 16:01 (seven years ago)

the ute is on fire

Dan I., Friday, 21 September 2018 19:11 (seven years ago)

He's only a simlation

| (Latham Green), Friday, 21 September 2018 19:18 (seven years ago)

Back when I got to Melbourne, and before I started working with Mr Musks products, someone tried to convince me to join a startup dedicated to reviving the tech behind this 1963 steam powered ford falcon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJq2Hc_mXFI

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Saturday, 22 September 2018 00:15 (seven years ago)

i am just saying (me yesterday, bloomberg today) pic.twitter.com/iH9tmjqg43

— Matt Levine (@matt_levine) September 27, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 27 September 2018 20:06 (seven years ago)

a further response to the "but he makes solar panels!" defense offered upthread:

https://www.greentechmedia.com/articles/read/yelp-reviews-teslas-residential-solar-business-and-its-not-pretty

sleeve, Thursday, 27 September 2018 20:26 (seven years ago)

woww

MORE: SEC seeks to bar Musk as officer or director of a public company pic.twitter.com/rkZBtcgEdV

— Reuters Top News (@Reuters) September 27, 2018

sprout god (lag∞n), Thursday, 27 September 2018 20:33 (seven years ago)

hahahaha

this guy can't crash and burn fast enough

Οὖτις, Thursday, 27 September 2018 20:37 (seven years ago)

A banker friend of mine was going hard for this guy a few weeks ago. I told him I thought he was the next DeLorean. So when they get around to rebooting Back to the Future ...

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 27 September 2018 20:38 (seven years ago)

hell have more time to extremely publicly dedicate himself to being as cool as joe rogan

sprout god (lag∞n), Thursday, 27 September 2018 20:40 (seven years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DoIKkauWkAAGj-L.jpg

mookieproof, Thursday, 27 September 2018 20:44 (seven years ago)

p funny tbh

sprout god (lag∞n), Thursday, 27 September 2018 20:45 (seven years ago)

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-45672813 I have no idea what any of this means...

Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Thursday, 27 September 2018 20:48 (seven years ago)

I think it means that we have actual cosmic proof of LSD use revealing our true self.

Elvis Telecom, Friday, 28 September 2018 00:49 (seven years ago)


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