Alex Jones

cross thread connections but i wouldn't even support the death penalty for a mass murdering alex jones, and believe me that is saying a lot

The @prisonplanet guy’s Twitter feed is full of new Alex Jones videos.

I think what Karl is trying to say is he would support Rubio v. Jones resulting in a double ambulance ride as long as they wind up in stable condition, maybe with the use of some limbs, maybe not; just as long as they don’t die.

I think hes ok with them dying just not with any moral complicity on his part?

The @prisonplanet guy’s Twitter feed is full of new Alex Jones videos.

i've seen this on twitter the last few days but didn't bother to spend 45 seconds watching it until now

Literally the first thing I encountered in the vicinity of the Cruz/Trump rally was Alex Jones screaming at a pile of shit pic.twitter.com/lxmPgjAmB5

— Elizabeth Nolan Brown (@ENBrown) October 22, 2018

i didn't realize how literal the caption was

The thing about Alex Jones is that he's in Alex Jones mode all the time.

it must be super weird to be part of his small mobile camera crew. imagine all the shit he gets into that doesn't make it to air

Holy shit in clicking around past that I discovered Alex's ex wife has gone rougue and is taking his fat ass to school on twitter.

damn, really? no wonder he's taken to yelling at piles of poop he finds on the street

They find him.

oh my god pic.twitter.com/6aKyGKPMCa

— jordan (@JordanUhl) November 2, 2018

Self-meme-ification is the best defence.

I guess it'll be kinda morbidly fascinating to see how long it takes his capacity for basic self-care to completely turf out.

You don't often have the opportunity to watch a human mind empty itself in more or less real time. This should be a real boon for clinical research.

You don't often have the opportunity to watch a human mind empty itself in more or less real time.

― a butt, at which the shaft of ridicule is daily glanced (Old Lunch)

this isn't true

Yeah we got Twitter and twitch streams and entire cable news channels

Oh yes, I sometimes forget that it is 2018, mea culpa.

Things are obviously going well for Alex Jones. pic.twitter.com/f9CjDHQkEg

— Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) December 15, 2018

must have a real pisser of a swear jar tariff

Watched that two and a half times before I realised Twitter was looping it.

This man has problems.

he had his hair done ?

the chipmunk version in the comments!

Any idea what set of this tirade? No way is his heart gonna hold out much longer.

Judging by the end of the video, it was...vaccines.

when did alex jones start doing his show with a lip in by the way? it's been a while since i watched. also, he's promoting a conspiracy-minded dating site now. great to see two of my favorite broadcasters together again.
one of jones' talents is his ability to blast all of his talking points out at once but in this case, he gets upset that gavin is not playing ball and goes off into his personal history with lawyers and platform capitalism, but then i believe it's sexualization of kids that really puts him over the edge, right after this point here, after alex jones compares gavin to lee rogers who gavin seems to not be familiar with (he's a more antisemitic openly white supremacist jones knockoff): https://youtu.be/M5zwDvjMSLI?t=4165
gavin's response is: "i don't know anything about vaccines"
alex jones: "will you pray with me?" right into a pitch for colloidal silver.
alex jones later explains that antifa is motivated by "poontang," gavin disagrees, explaining that antifa loves "tranny porn" and many members are rapists.

That whole thing is pretty lol, but a small detail that popped out to me was seeing Jones wearing a shirt from Ralph Lauren--a Jew (!) from the Bronx & a huge democrat donor--that makes me wonder who exactly is the brainwashed sheeple.

Is he openly anti-jews and anti-new york or is it more a dogwhistle thing?

PLENTY of conservatives wear ralph lauren

RL dressed Melania for the inauguration.

I know that's just standard phraseology and the designers don't literally dress people, but I always imagine designers chasing VIPs around and trying to get them into their clothes -- "come on darling, we can't go to the party until you get into your clothes...here we go, underwear first...no, just one foot at a time, dear."

alex jones vs joe rogan beef pretty good pic.twitter.com/GJmnkNJUGA

— warrior cop (@wyatt_privilege) February 7, 2019

look them both in room. burn room to ground.

i don't know, seems more appropriate to force them to eat disgusting things and then maybe throw some poisonous snakes into the locked room first, right?

A good thing has happened today.

Inbox: Judge rules Sandy Hook families can depose Alex Jones in defamation case pic.twitter.com/984SIOTxk6

— Oliver Darcy (@oliverdarcy) February 14, 2019

pass the conspiracy popcorn

*high-fives* I'm here until I can finally unbookmark this thread.

Anyone else read "Sabrina?"

yeah, it took Fanta five years to do Top Notch - D&Q waited, what, 15?

Sabrina was excellent! The AJ character was slightly less odious than the impression I get of the real AJ. A closer correlative would be the guy in Homeland. But who knows, Drnaso could have been directly transcribing.

um......shots fired???

https://www.infowars.com/scandal-joe-rogan-just-said-black-people-are-apes-black-neighborhoods-are-the-planet-of-the-apes/

spidermanpointingatspiderman.tiff

I thought rogan and jones were bros

hard to imagine that the friendship between these two hulking idiot man-children was not destined to last but here we are

why can't monsters get along with other monsters?

soi disantra

they don't wanna

I thought rogan and jones were bros

https://www.forbes.com/sites/danidiplacido/2019/02/07/alex-jones-and-joe-rogan-are-in-the-midst-of-a-hilarious-feud/#5987080424f8

Inbox: Judge rules Sandy Hook families can depose Alex Jones in defamation case pic.twitter.com/984SIOTxk6
— Oliver Darcy (@oliverdarcy) February 14, 2019

can we change that from "depose" to "defenestrate"?

makes me feel a bit sad when rogan brings up a fun story about him and jones clowning around with george bush and george bush sr masks and jones coldly turns away and goes back to ranting about how democrats are pushing post-birth abortion so that the globalists can harvest organs.