gonna one-up old lunch's funeral by having mine at disneyworld and arranging for my corpse strapped to the front of a splash mountain car filled with screaming mourners
if only i could live to see the pictures from the action cam
― my dream is to never be a champion (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 31 August 2018 13:45 (five years ago) link
Surprise guest appearance in the Hall of Presidents or gtfo.
― Just eat a hamburger, it'll hit the spot. (Old Lunch), Friday, 31 August 2018 14:01 (five years ago) link
brb gonna amend my will to insist that my mouldering corpse be spring-loaded and allowed to burst forth from a coffin in the haunted mansion for no less than one (1) year after the date of my demise
― my dream is to never be a champion (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 31 August 2018 14:03 (five years ago) link
at this point I'd just be surprised if I could afford a funeral
― aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Friday, 31 August 2018 14:10 (five years ago) link
xpost Trufax: there are actual (yet inexplicably-inanimate) human remains in Disneyland's version of Pirates of the Caribbean. Your final wishes are an admirable homage to that legacy.
― Just eat a hamburger, it'll hit the spot. (Old Lunch), Friday, 31 August 2018 14:14 (five years ago) link
bury my heart at wounded knee country bear jamboree
― my dream is to never be a champion (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 31 August 2018 14:20 (five years ago) link
Missed oppo for a halloween themed funeral at the happiest place on earth imho
― F# A# (∞), Friday, 31 August 2018 14:20 (five years ago) link
Buh-buh-buried in Yogi's cave, ruh-ruh-rotting in Yogi's cave.... (For my mid-Atlantic peeps of a certain age.)
― Three Word Username, Friday, 31 August 2018 14:40 (five years ago) link
i might be able to afford a Rock-afire Explosion funeral but def not country bear jamboree.
btw is 'jam' as we know it short for "jamboree"?
― rip van wanko, Friday, 31 August 2018 14:46 (five years ago) link
Look, as long as the preparation of my body involves extensive animatronic enhancement and basically no attempt whatsoever to preserve my rapidly-decaying flesh, I'm good.
― Just eat a hamburger, it'll hit the spot. (Old Lunch), Friday, 31 August 2018 14:53 (five years ago) link