Got a ban list (persons, activities, props etc.) for your funeral?

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Feel like i would be super offended at who didn’t come

🦅 (Trϵϵship), Friday, 31 August 2018 12:47 (six years ago) link

If i did the tom sawyer fake funeral thing and watched it from the church rafters

🦅 (Trϵϵship), Friday, 31 August 2018 12:48 (six years ago) link

Nobody fucks

coetzee.cx (wins), Friday, 31 August 2018 12:50 (six years ago) link

My funeral will be, by all appearances, perfectly normal and traditional aside from the plastic sheeting which lies crumpled on the ground in front of the first row, which will likely baffle those in attendance until Gallagher darts into the room and makes a beeline to my coffin.

Just eat a hamburger, it'll hit the spot. (Old Lunch), Friday, 31 August 2018 12:59 (six years ago) link

So I guess I'm banning anyone without a sense of humor and the willingness to get wet.

Just eat a hamburger, it'll hit the spot. (Old Lunch), Friday, 31 August 2018 13:01 (six years ago) link

I want Slash and Axl there, but the 80s version, is that too much to ask

rip van wanko, Friday, 31 August 2018 13:02 (six years ago) link

gonna one-up old lunch's funeral by having mine at disneyworld and arranging for my corpse strapped to the front of a splash mountain car filled with screaming mourners

if only i could live to see the pictures from the action cam

my dream is to never be a champion (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 31 August 2018 13:45 (six years ago) link

Surprise guest appearance in the Hall of Presidents or gtfo.

Just eat a hamburger, it'll hit the spot. (Old Lunch), Friday, 31 August 2018 14:01 (six years ago) link

brb gonna amend my will to insist that my mouldering corpse be spring-loaded and allowed to burst forth from a coffin in the haunted mansion for no less than one (1) year after the date of my demise

my dream is to never be a champion (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 31 August 2018 14:03 (six years ago) link

at this point I'd just be surprised if I could afford a funeral

aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Friday, 31 August 2018 14:10 (six years ago) link

xpost Trufax: there are actual (yet inexplicably-inanimate) human remains in Disneyland's version of Pirates of the Caribbean. Your final wishes are an admirable homage to that legacy.

Just eat a hamburger, it'll hit the spot. (Old Lunch), Friday, 31 August 2018 14:14 (six years ago) link

bury my heart at wounded knee country bear jamboree

my dream is to never be a champion (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 31 August 2018 14:20 (six years ago) link

Missed oppo for a halloween themed funeral at the happiest place on earth imho

F# A# (∞), Friday, 31 August 2018 14:20 (six years ago) link

Buh-buh-buried in Yogi's cave, ruh-ruh-rotting in Yogi's cave.... (For my mid-Atlantic peeps of a certain age.)

Three Word Username, Friday, 31 August 2018 14:40 (six years ago) link

i might be able to afford a Rock-afire Explosion funeral but def not country bear jamboree.

btw is 'jam' as we know it short for "jamboree"?

rip van wanko, Friday, 31 August 2018 14:46 (six years ago) link

Look, as long as the preparation of my body involves extensive animatronic enhancement and basically no attempt whatsoever to preserve my rapidly-decaying flesh, I'm good.

Just eat a hamburger, it'll hit the spot. (Old Lunch), Friday, 31 August 2018 14:53 (six years ago) link


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