just don't play "Build me up buttercup". Anything else is fine by me, I won't be paying attention anyway.
― thomasintrouble, Friday, 31 August 2018 08:25 (five years ago) link
people unwilling to throw themselves on my coffin while crying hysterically will not be welcome at my funeral
― my dream is to never be a champion (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 31 August 2018 08:28 (five years ago) link
Let them not weepLet them know that I'm glad to go
― Ward Fowler, Friday, 31 August 2018 08:29 (five years ago) link
I'll be disappointed if you're not there laughing, Ward.
― Three Word Username, Friday, 31 August 2018 09:53 (five years ago) link
dont want louis ck there until hes properly atoned obv
― lee guacamole (darraghmac), Friday, 31 August 2018 11:10 (five years ago) link
On his deathbed, discussing the merits of having a funeral, Zevon said, “I just don’t want to have to spend my last days wondering whether Henley” — Don Henley of the Eagles, who did not attend — “will show up.”
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 31 August 2018 11:46 (five years ago) link
a: make a list of ppl you loathe b: request that if they turn up they be pushed into the gave alongside your coffin and the earth be spaded over their screaming forms c: lie side by side in the cold hate-filled ground until we all rise again
― mark s, Friday, 31 August 2018 11:49 (five years ago) link
otm
― princess of hell (BradNelson), Friday, 31 August 2018 12:41 (five years ago) link
Feel like i would be super offended at who didn’t come
― 🦅 (Trϵϵship), Friday, 31 August 2018 12:47 (five years ago) link
If i did the tom sawyer fake funeral thing and watched it from the church rafters
― 🦅 (Trϵϵship), Friday, 31 August 2018 12:48 (five years ago) link
Nobody fucks
― coetzee.cx (wins), Friday, 31 August 2018 12:50 (five years ago) link
My funeral will be, by all appearances, perfectly normal and traditional aside from the plastic sheeting which lies crumpled on the ground in front of the first row, which will likely baffle those in attendance until Gallagher darts into the room and makes a beeline to my coffin.
― Just eat a hamburger, it'll hit the spot. (Old Lunch), Friday, 31 August 2018 12:59 (five years ago) link
So I guess I'm banning anyone without a sense of humor and the willingness to get wet.
― Just eat a hamburger, it'll hit the spot. (Old Lunch), Friday, 31 August 2018 13:01 (five years ago) link
I want Slash and Axl there, but the 80s version, is that too much to ask
― rip van wanko, Friday, 31 August 2018 13:02 (five years ago) link
gonna one-up old lunch's funeral by having mine at disneyworld and arranging for my corpse strapped to the front of a splash mountain car filled with screaming mourners
if only i could live to see the pictures from the action cam
― my dream is to never be a champion (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 31 August 2018 13:45 (five years ago) link
Surprise guest appearance in the Hall of Presidents or gtfo.
― Just eat a hamburger, it'll hit the spot. (Old Lunch), Friday, 31 August 2018 14:01 (five years ago) link
brb gonna amend my will to insist that my mouldering corpse be spring-loaded and allowed to burst forth from a coffin in the haunted mansion for no less than one (1) year after the date of my demise
― my dream is to never be a champion (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 31 August 2018 14:03 (five years ago) link
at this point I'd just be surprised if I could afford a funeral
― aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Friday, 31 August 2018 14:10 (five years ago) link
xpost Trufax: there are actual (yet inexplicably-inanimate) human remains in Disneyland's version of Pirates of the Caribbean. Your final wishes are an admirable homage to that legacy.
― Just eat a hamburger, it'll hit the spot. (Old Lunch), Friday, 31 August 2018 14:14 (five years ago) link
bury my heart at wounded knee country bear jamboree
― my dream is to never be a champion (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 31 August 2018 14:20 (five years ago) link
Missed oppo for a halloween themed funeral at the happiest place on earth imho
― F# A# (∞), Friday, 31 August 2018 14:20 (five years ago) link
Buh-buh-buried in Yogi's cave, ruh-ruh-rotting in Yogi's cave.... (For my mid-Atlantic peeps of a certain age.)
― Three Word Username, Friday, 31 August 2018 14:40 (five years ago) link
i might be able to afford a Rock-afire Explosion funeral but def not country bear jamboree.
btw is 'jam' as we know it short for "jamboree"?
― rip van wanko, Friday, 31 August 2018 14:46 (five years ago) link
Look, as long as the preparation of my body involves extensive animatronic enhancement and basically no attempt whatsoever to preserve my rapidly-decaying flesh, I'm good.
― Just eat a hamburger, it'll hit the spot. (Old Lunch), Friday, 31 August 2018 14:53 (five years ago) link