... but who are your favorite Twitter successes? The Prez, right?
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 14:42 (seven years ago)
Don't take it so personally, Morbz, not everyone is going to be receptive to Perrineal droppings.
― Blag Blingeeborp (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 14:46 (seven years ago)
too busy on twitter
man, the Dem admirers of Mac on my FB feed are really turning it up
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 14:52 (seven years ago)
McCain's strength of schedule was pretty fuckin' easy the last five years, he should have made the playoffs.
― a shomin-geki poster with some horror elements (WilliamC), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 14:55 (seven years ago)
you post tweets here constantly
― princess of hell (BradNelson), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 14:59 (seven years ago)
not even twitter dot com itself, a notoriously profitless exercise since its inception, is a 'twitter success' so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
but even by any of the usual extremely pointless standards of twitter success (insight and/or wit packaged in a tight bon mot, viral appeal, number of interactions on any given post etc) dennis perrin is very bad at twitter and seems to use it primarily for hurling words straight into the sucking maw, rarely if ever to be commented upon before they disappear, never to be seen again
the man can't even dunk on john fucking mccain properly for crying out loud
― my dream is to never be a champion (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 15:01 (seven years ago)
OOOOOH YA GOT ME, BRAD. BURNT!
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 15:04 (seven years ago)
lmao xp
― princess of hell (BradNelson), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 15:04 (seven years ago)
i'm sorry that someone you like sucks, morbs
― princess of hell (BradNelson), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 15:05 (seven years ago)
so very indie of him, bg
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 15:05 (seven years ago)
so like is Dennis Perrin morbs’ friend or cousin or something I have been afraid to ask
― faculty w1fe (silby), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 15:08 (seven years ago)
dennis perrin, the beat happening of twitter
― my dream is to never be a champion (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 15:09 (seven years ago)
the perrin detectives
― mark s, Tuesday, 28 August 2018 15:11 (seven years ago)
i posted that bcz i like the beat happening, so fuck everyone
― mark s, Tuesday, 28 August 2018 15:14 (seven years ago)
(ok i don't)
(but still fuck everyone)
i'm sorry that someone you like sucks, mark
― my dream is to never be a champion (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 15:14 (seven years ago)
can we get back to pissing on john mccain's grave itt now pls
― my dream is to never be a champion (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 15:15 (seven years ago)
I wonder if McCain ever tripped acid with black people?
― incarcerated moonfaces (how's life), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 15:16 (seven years ago)
it was Muslims fwiw
could some of you get some pallbearers real soon?
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 15:20 (seven years ago)
give it a fuckin rest morbs
― my dream is to never be a champion (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 15:22 (seven years ago)
I'll see what I can do Morbz as I can hardly bear the pall u r casting itt rn tbrr witchu.
― Blag Blingeeborp (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 15:24 (seven years ago)
a man can't even joke itt about how the cumulative weight of ejaculate on a terrible senator's corpse mandates the use of additional pallbearers without getting dragged into yet another morbs beef about the merits of dennis perrin ffs
― my dream is to never be a champion (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 15:27 (seven years ago)
Go fuck yourself. Today, tomorrow, forever.
― grawlix (unperson), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 15:42 (seven years ago)
longer than always is a loooong, long time....
(glad you self-recognized)
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 15:46 (seven years ago)
No fair posting McCain's incoherent final words without attribution, man.
― Blag Blingeeborp (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 15:51 (seven years ago)
i still don't get the tweet thoughdid he want past rob reiner to break the fourth wall on all in the family and call for the release of POW john mccain?
― The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 16:00 (seven years ago)
it was purely about irrelevance, something ilxors should relate to viscerally
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 16:02 (seven years ago)
I'm not sure how visceral it is but I def relate to u boo.
― Blag Blingeeborp (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 16:05 (seven years ago)
i'm actually very relevant, verified on twitter AND beefing w/tekashi 69
― The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 16:11 (seven years ago)
so... is whoever Ducey replaces McCain with going to be up for re-election in November? I assume the Democrats don't have anyone to run but still.
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 28 August 2018 16:27 (seven years ago)
Appointee would serve until 2020, special election would happen then for the remaining balance of McCain's term.
― faculty w1fe (silby), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 16:32 (seven years ago)
Lotsa angry ppl here
― F# A# (∞), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 16:37 (seven years ago)
thx silby - that's what I thought but today's Politico article on Ducey made reference to his appointee having to win in November and I was like what
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 28 August 2018 16:40 (seven years ago)
LOL Kissinger is speaking at McCain funeral. Of course he is.— #Prisonculture (@prisonculture) August 28, 2018
― Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 16:49 (seven years ago)
do you have a cleaning lady to wipe the spittle off your mirror?
― canary christ (stevie), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 16:51 (seven years ago)
yes, and you're late
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 16:59 (seven years ago)
gentlemen you can't fight in here, this is the John McCain RIP room
― the bhagwanadook (symsymsym), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 17:11 (seven years ago)
Gentlemen, you cannot lapse into paroxysms of spittle-flecked rage in here, this is etc.
― Blag Blingeeborp (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 17:14 (seven years ago)
love you morbs
― ogmor, Tuesday, 28 August 2018 17:49 (seven years ago)
pic.twitter.com/XpILakxsSK— Derrick Carter (@blucu) August 29, 2018
― Britain's Sexiest Cow (jed_), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 23:21 (seven years ago)
We're through the looking glass, twice or maybe even three times
― Groove(box) Denied (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 23:27 (seven years ago)
Prince Andy of NY began his gubernatorial debate tonight by kissing the decaying cock of Big Mac
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 30 August 2018 01:37 (seven years ago)
Apparently his mother is still alive and will probably go to the funeral.
106.
― Mark G, Thursday, 30 August 2018 19:17 (seven years ago)
I caught a couple minutes of Biden's eulogy, powerful enough to start boring inevitable demands for him to run in 2020.
― The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 30 August 2018 19:18 (seven years ago)
too bad trains almost never crash
― wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Thursday, 30 August 2018 21:53 (seven years ago)
What
― The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 30 August 2018 22:05 (seven years ago)
Simon H. is obliquely expressing is hope that Joe Biden meets an untimely end on the Northeast Regional between Wilmington and DC sometime before next spring.
― faculty w1fe (silby), Thursday, 30 August 2018 22:40 (seven years ago)
Simon H. had better be drunk
― Paleo Weltschmerz (El Tomboto), Thursday, 30 August 2018 22:50 (seven years ago)
i'm sober and i second that emotion.
fuck all these fuckers. Kissinger's demise might be tolerable compared to this shitshow. I can't listen to the NPR news til Tuesday presumably, when all the gorgeous bipartisan jackin' off MIGHT be done.
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 30 August 2018 23:13 (seven years ago)
If an oleaginous windbag like Joe Biden campaigns for progressive candidates this season, who gives a fuck whether he speaks at McCain's funeral? You can be so dense sometimes.
― The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 31 August 2018 00:17 (seven years ago)