John McCain RIP

sorry, should've read

noted twitter failure

lol, godfuck you and your priorities, morongazzara

it means Rob Reiner's thoughts matter about as much as yours do, bg

... but who are your favorite Twitter successes? The Prez, right?

Don't take it so personally, Morbz, not everyone is going to be receptive to Perrineal droppings.

too busy on twitter

man, the Dem admirers of Mac on my FB feed are really turning it up

McCain's strength of schedule was pretty fuckin' easy the last five years, he should have made the playoffs.

too busy on twitter

you post tweets here constantly

... but who are your favorite Twitter successes? The Prez, right?

not even twitter dot com itself, a notoriously profitless exercise since its inception, is a 'twitter success' so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

but even by any of the usual extremely pointless standards of twitter success (insight and/or wit packaged in a tight bon mot, viral appeal, number of interactions on any given post etc) dennis perrin is very bad at twitter and seems to use it primarily for hurling words straight into the sucking maw, rarely if ever to be commented upon before they disappear, never to be seen again

the man can't even dunk on john fucking mccain properly for crying out loud

OOOOOH YA GOT ME, BRAD. BURNT!

lmao xp

i'm sorry that someone you like sucks, morbs

so very indie of him, bg

so like is Dennis Perrin morbs’ friend or cousin or something I have been afraid to ask

dennis perrin, the beat happening of twitter

the perrin detectives

i posted that bcz i like the beat happening, so fuck everyone

(ok i don't)

(but still fuck everyone)

i'm sorry that someone you like sucks, mark

can we get back to pissing on john mccain's grave itt now pls

I wonder if McCain ever tripped acid with black people?

it was Muslims fwiw

could some of you get some pallbearers real soon?

give it a fuckin rest morbs

I'll see what I can do Morbz as I can hardly bear the pall u r casting itt rn tbrr witchu.

a man can't even joke itt about how the cumulative weight of ejaculate on a terrible senator's corpse mandates the use of additional pallbearers without getting dragged into yet another morbs beef about the merits of dennis perrin ffs

could some of you get some pallbearers real soon?

Go fuck yourself. Today, tomorrow, forever.

longer than always is a loooong, long time....

(glad you self-recognized)

No fair posting McCain's incoherent final words without attribution, man.

i still don't get the tweet though
did he want past rob reiner to break the fourth wall on all in the family and call for the release of POW john mccain?

it was purely about irrelevance, something ilxors should relate to viscerally

I'm not sure how visceral it is but I def relate to u boo.

i'm actually very relevant, verified on twitter AND beefing w/tekashi 69

so... is whoever Ducey replaces McCain with going to be up for re-election in November? I assume the Democrats don't have anyone to run but still.

Appointee would serve until 2020, special election would happen then for the remaining balance of McCain's term.

Lotsa angry ppl here

thx silby - that's what I thought but today's Politico article on Ducey made reference to his appointee having to win in November and I was like what

LOL Kissinger is speaking at McCain funeral. Of course he is.

— #Prisonculture (@prisonculture) August 28, 2018

it was purely about irrelevance, something ilxors should relate to viscerally

do you have a cleaning lady to wipe the spittle off your mirror?

yes, and you're late

gentlemen you can't fight in here, this is the John McCain RIP room

Gentlemen, you cannot lapse into paroxysms of spittle-flecked rage in here, this is etc.

love you morbs

pic.twitter.com/XpILakxsSK

— Derrick Carter (@blucu) August 29, 2018

We're through the looking glass, twice or maybe even three times

Prince Andy of NY began his gubernatorial debate tonight by kissing the decaying cock of Big Mac

Apparently his mother is still alive and will probably go to the funeral.

106.

I caught a couple minutes of Biden's eulogy, powerful enough to start boring inevitable demands for him to run in 2020.

too bad trains almost never crash

What

Simon H. is obliquely expressing is hope that Joe Biden meets an untimely end on the Northeast Regional between Wilmington and DC sometime before next spring.

Simon H. had better be drunk