apparently it's the Fred Smith who founded FedEx
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 12:41 (five years ago) link
No hunchback with a fidget spinner, no credibility.
― Blag Blingeeborp (Old Lunch)
i'm busy that day
― Arch Bacon (rushomancy), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 13:35 (five years ago) link
that's 15 people, how fuckin' big is his coffin?
all that pundit jizz on his corpse adds a lot more weight to the coffin than you'd realise
― my dream is to never be a champion (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 13:41 (five years ago) link
Rob Reiner loves John McCain. I only wish he'd said that on ALL IN THE FAMILY when it mattered.— Dennis Perrin (@DennisThePerrin) August 27, 2018
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 14:00 (five years ago) link
https://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.giphy.com%2Fmedia%2FEYgcWOSFyevTy%2Fgiphy.gif&f=1
― my dream is to never be a champion (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 14:04 (five years ago) link
BRB, going to register as a Republican real quick so I can be feted in death for having been a slightly less shitty person than most other Republicans.
― Blag Blingeeborp (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 14:04 (five years ago) link
Dennis Perrin@DennisThePerrin Rob Reiner loves John McCain. I only wish he'd said that on ALL IN THE FAMILY when it mattered.
what is this even supposed to mean?
― The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 14:26 (five years ago) link
my reading of it is that noted twitter failure dennis perrin wishes that at some point during 1971-1971, rob reiner, in his role as michael stivic on all in the family, should have turned to camera and delivered an impassioned speech in support of vietnam veteran john mccain so that he, noted twitter failure dennis perrin, would have been able to make a more informed decision about the artistic merit of the princess bride in light of its director's political views or some shit
― my dream is to never be a champion (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 14:33 (five years ago) link
it's possible that it's supposed to be funny, although personally i do not find it amusing or even particularly coherent
― my dream is to never be a champion (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 14:34 (five years ago) link
https://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/strength-of-schedule-and-the-pennant-races/
lol, godfuck you and your moronic priorities
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 14:39 (five years ago) link
sorry, should've read
noted twitter failure
lol, godfuck you and your priorities, morongazzara
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 14:41 (five years ago) link
it means Rob Reiner's thoughts matter about as much as yours do, bg
... but who are your favorite Twitter successes? The Prez, right?
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 14:42 (five years ago) link
Don't take it so personally, Morbz, not everyone is going to be receptive to Perrineal droppings.
― Blag Blingeeborp (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 14:46 (five years ago) link
too busy on twitter
man, the Dem admirers of Mac on my FB feed are really turning it up
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 14:52 (five years ago) link
McCain's strength of schedule was pretty fuckin' easy the last five years, he should have made the playoffs.
― a shomin-geki poster with some horror elements (WilliamC), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 14:55 (five years ago) link
you post tweets here constantly
― princess of hell (BradNelson), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 14:59 (five years ago) link
not even twitter dot com itself, a notoriously profitless exercise since its inception, is a 'twitter success' so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
but even by any of the usual extremely pointless standards of twitter success (insight and/or wit packaged in a tight bon mot, viral appeal, number of interactions on any given post etc) dennis perrin is very bad at twitter and seems to use it primarily for hurling words straight into the sucking maw, rarely if ever to be commented upon before they disappear, never to be seen again
the man can't even dunk on john fucking mccain properly for crying out loud
― my dream is to never be a champion (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 15:01 (five years ago) link
OOOOOH YA GOT ME, BRAD. BURNT!
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 15:04 (five years ago) link
lmao xp
― princess of hell (BradNelson), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 15:04 (five years ago) link
i'm sorry that someone you like sucks, morbs
― princess of hell (BradNelson), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 15:05 (five years ago) link
so very indie of him, bg
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 15:05 (five years ago) link
so like is Dennis Perrin morbs’ friend or cousin or something I have been afraid to ask
― faculty w1fe (silby), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 15:08 (five years ago) link
dennis perrin, the beat happening of twitter
― my dream is to never be a champion (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 15:09 (five years ago) link
the perrin detectives
― mark s, Tuesday, 28 August 2018 15:11 (five years ago) link
i posted that bcz i like the beat happening, so fuck everyone
― mark s, Tuesday, 28 August 2018 15:14 (five years ago) link
(ok i don't)
(but still fuck everyone)
i'm sorry that someone you like sucks, mark
― my dream is to never be a champion (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 15:14 (five years ago) link
can we get back to pissing on john mccain's grave itt now pls
― my dream is to never be a champion (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 15:15 (five years ago) link
I wonder if McCain ever tripped acid with black people?
― incarcerated moonfaces (how's life), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 15:16 (five years ago) link
it was Muslims fwiw
could some of you get some pallbearers real soon?
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 15:20 (five years ago) link
give it a fuckin rest morbs
― my dream is to never be a champion (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 15:22 (five years ago) link
I'll see what I can do Morbz as I can hardly bear the pall u r casting itt rn tbrr witchu.
― Blag Blingeeborp (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 15:24 (five years ago) link
a man can't even joke itt about how the cumulative weight of ejaculate on a terrible senator's corpse mandates the use of additional pallbearers without getting dragged into yet another morbs beef about the merits of dennis perrin ffs
― my dream is to never be a champion (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 15:27 (five years ago) link
Go fuck yourself. Today, tomorrow, forever.
― grawlix (unperson), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 15:42 (five years ago) link
longer than always is a loooong, long time....
(glad you self-recognized)
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 15:46 (five years ago) link
No fair posting McCain's incoherent final words without attribution, man.
― Blag Blingeeborp (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 15:51 (five years ago) link
i still don't get the tweet thoughdid he want past rob reiner to break the fourth wall on all in the family and call for the release of POW john mccain?
― The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 16:00 (five years ago) link
it was purely about irrelevance, something ilxors should relate to viscerally
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 16:02 (five years ago) link
I'm not sure how visceral it is but I def relate to u boo.
― Blag Blingeeborp (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 16:05 (five years ago) link
i'm actually very relevant, verified on twitter AND beefing w/tekashi 69
― The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 16:11 (five years ago) link
so... is whoever Ducey replaces McCain with going to be up for re-election in November? I assume the Democrats don't have anyone to run but still.
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 28 August 2018 16:27 (five years ago) link
Appointee would serve until 2020, special election would happen then for the remaining balance of McCain's term.
― faculty w1fe (silby), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 16:32 (five years ago) link
Lotsa angry ppl here
― F# A# (∞), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 16:37 (five years ago) link
thx silby - that's what I thought but today's Politico article on Ducey made reference to his appointee having to win in November and I was like what
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 28 August 2018 16:40 (five years ago) link
LOL Kissinger is speaking at McCain funeral. Of course he is.— #Prisonculture (@prisonculture) August 28, 2018
― Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 16:49 (five years ago) link
do you have a cleaning lady to wipe the spittle off your mirror?
― canary christ (stevie), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 16:51 (five years ago) link
yes, and you're late
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 16:59 (five years ago) link
gentlemen you can't fight in here, this is the John McCain RIP room
― the bhagwanadook (symsymsym), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 17:11 (five years ago) link
Gentlemen, you cannot lapse into paroxysms of spittle-flecked rage in here, this is etc.
― Blag Blingeeborp (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 17:14 (five years ago) link