John McCain RIP

but yeah i'm goddamn Jesus compared to McCain

good mourning!

this is fair to middling mourning at best

Here's my epitaph: He was half principled.

Make it a true Sabbath day of prayer and life away from headlines and commentary. It will be there tomorrow. Oh will it be there!

— Kathryn Jean Lopez (@kathrynlopez) August 26, 2018

Dear Mr Jesus
I just had to write to you

John McCain was boring. He talked way too slow and needed more colorful wigs.

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bm7HFb3gMOc/?hl=en&taken-by=realdonaldtrump

I like principled people who didn't go to Vietnam

pic.twitter.com/ubYKKRAHki

— Lockheed Martin (@LockheedMartin) August 26, 2018

Tweets of the day:

I think of Teddy Kennedy, there to welcome them with open arms.

McCain and Kennedy:
the two Lions of the Senate.

Always ready to work together for America. Even if they agreed to disagree. Those days are gone.

Congress will never be the same without them. #RIPJohnMcCain

— Impeach Trump NOW 🌊 (@PurlLeslie) August 26, 2018

He's been captured again....this time by Heaven.

— JoAnn Abdenour (@joannabdenour) August 26, 2018

has his remark about his wife being a ‘cunt’ and having makeup ‘plastered on like a trollop’ been posted yet

on the main thread I think, but yes

xposts 'When you saw only one set of footprints leading out of Lake Chappaquiddick, John, it was then that I abandoned carried you.'

Israeli PM Benjamin @netanyahu tweets about John McCain. pic.twitter.com/KzsOPPspdK

— Fox News (@FoxNews) August 26, 2018

the only obit that matters

they were playing this stultifyingly smug excerpt from his recent book, read by him, earlier on BBC WS. He was talking about how exceptional the US is + there is great equality for all there + threatening to return as a ghost so he could smell the elderberries on his huge estate or something like that. Total fucking pumper.

RIP Osama Bin Laden. He might have had some bad ideas but he fought the soviets in the 80s. A war hero is still a war hero even if we disagree on some things

— bofa.lol/@NifkinJuice (@drnifkin) August 26, 2018

I don't know much about john mccain but I'm going to assume that analogy holds up 100%

https://image.cleveland.com/home/cleve-media/width600/img/darcy/photo/26darcy-mccain3jpg-7a864f956d3b3236.jpg

is that horse licking itself?

wow

I don't even know how to absorb that

poor horse has McCain's Syndrome - it thinks it is made out of chips ice cream.

RIP MAVERIKC

https://i.pinimg.com/474x/bd/34/43/bd3443a04fb56fb8934be90ed757f900.jpg

if u do not understand the symbolasm u r not a true patriat

is that horse licking itself?

its checking its body like a horny pony would
its checking its body like a horny pony would

has anyone checked in on iceman

God is real

https://youtu.be/eJAaFIojJBI

irony, crut

The major reason McCain was against torture was because he'd been tortured. He'd never been bombed or struggled to get by or been called a racial epithet, so he was fine with all that.

— Doug Henwood (@DougHenwood) August 26, 2018

https://www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/politics/trump-rejected-plans-for-a-white-house-statement-praising-mccain/2018/08/26/0d0478e4-a967-11e8-8f4b-aee063e14538_story.html?noredirect=on

As a fucking what pic.twitter.com/4Uc7WjGO93

— mistress misandry (@hannahtraining) August 26, 2018

https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-features/david-foster-wallace-on-john-mccain-the-weasel-twelve-monkeys-and-the-shrub-194272/

Its unfortunate what happened but he was ill advised to walk up into Harlem wearing that sandwich board thing

Obama and Dubya to give eulogies.

What unites them is greater than what divides them.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dlh0M8aWwAEA_Gl.jpg

Obama and Dubya to give eulogies.

What unites them is greater than what divides them.

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), 27. august 2018 14:08 (four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

That's an asinine argument. Let me show you:

Both Morbs and Trump refuse to pay tribute to McCain

What unites them is greater than what divides them.

piss off, cheese eater

i'm not prosecuting trump's wars, am i, dumbfuck

piss off, cheese eater

when people keep telling you what they are, listen

american ilxors have become that thing that unites european ilxors tbh

Yup. #Banyanks and let the rest of us discuss John McCain in peace.

https://slate.com/business/2018/08/john-mccains-health-care-legacy-did-he-really-save-obamacare.html

What unites us is greater than what divides us.

https://i.imgur.com/KWxbXNG.jpg

you shouldn't have let someone take a photo of you in real life, ben

https://i.imgur.com/wJimoXv.jpg

the threat of the photoshopper, part 2: rise of the clonestamper

anyway, if nothing else john mccain gave us this:

https://i.imgur.com/qICDZQx.gif

no, not that. this

https://i.imgur.com/DeazhNa.gif

https://i.imgur.com/AWkjaQi.gif

he had to repress his anger so intensely that his forehead exploded into dancing pixels

the threat of the photoshopper, part 2: rise of the clonestamper

do IT do IT do IT

small thing in grand scheme of things but this ticked me off hearing about it after I moved to AZ:
He was against limiting number of helicopter tours in Grand Canyon, with the argument that it's the only way for some disabled veterans to see it and we'd be denying that privilege to our wounded warriors blah blah. The proposal would still have allowed for like 4500 flights per year. Teeniest bit of research showed that 90% of the tours were bought by wealthy foreigners. Turns out McCain had gotten campaign contributions from the heli tour operators.

unparalleled decent contributions

btw Schumer has announced his wish to rename the Senate's Russell Building (honoring a segregationist) for McCain (a man who said he'd "always hate the g**ks").