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I've gone too far.

Stubbins and Stockhausen together at last.

The pyramids are too old. Get rid of them

Hard to argue with that reasoning, tbh.

If I'm expected to take out my trash after a certain number of months and visits from public health officials, I don't see why we should have to leave a bunch of dumb triangle buildings sitting around for forever. At least use them to store grain or something.

the diners at the pyramids road kfc need something to look at

Fair, I didn't even consider that.

Dissing the pyramids is too controversial for me, they are a glorious testament to *checks notes* slaves

Mimosas are ghastly and should be illegal.

Q: Is Orangina and vodka an acceptable alternative

Or Smirnoff Ice poured into a half-empty Orange Julius

Apparently mimosa is 1:1 orange juice and champagne while buck's fizz is 1:2.
Never tried a mimosa but sounds like too much orange juice.

all cocktails are bad

To me it's as matter of how much OJ (too acidic) or champagne/sparkling wine (too damn sweet) one can or should drink

the answer is none

If it’s dry champagne and it’s 2/3 champgne, 1/3 oj, then mimosas are good

Q: Is Orangina and vodka an acceptable alternative

― Bruise Harmsby and the Rage (Old Lunch), Tuesday, August 21, 2018 5:20 AM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Or Smirnoff Ice poured into a half-empty Orange Julius

― Bruise Harmsby and the Rage (Old Lunch), Tuesday, August 21, 2018 5:21 AM (two seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

feel like those are both variations on the screwdriver, "the hammer" and "the nightmarishly multiform electric drill," respectively

Never an excuse for a screwdriver

And what do you call a container of orange Tic Tacs dumped into a bottle of Colt 45?

My family calls it the Interventionmaker, but that doesn't sound quite right to me.

And what do you call a container of orange Tic Tacs dumped into a bottle of Colt 45?

― Bruise Harmsby and the Rage (Old Lunch),

Donald Trump's breath

It was right on the tip of my tongue.

There’s no reason to stage “Measure for Measure” and tbrr there’s precious little reason to stage “The Merchant of Venice”.

I think “Taming of the Shrew” is chill tho

Planned fun is rarely fun

― Right column Leftist (sunny successor), Monday, August 20, 2018 10:20 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Strong agree.

Nooooo not true it is the best fun

strong agree w/ fgti

However I also think flaking out on plans and staying in is generally the best idea

hit me with an example

going to the beach? Boring
hiking/exercise/any kind of outdoor activity? Never fun
Parties? Sometimes, but usually boring.
Vacations? BORING

I mean what is planned fun? Is planned fun going to a show, or going to see a movie with friends, or getting dinner with someone? That's all fun. I just despise pretty much all activities that prioritize fun.

hiking/exercise/any kind of outdoor activity? Never fun

Depends on one's idea of 'fun'. If it means giggling fits, then sure no fun. If it means a deeply pleasant and satisfying day spent in nature, then... woo-hoo!

vacations are boring?

?????????

If it means a deeply pleasant and satisfying day spent in nature

yeah I've tried this it's boring as shit

of course vacations are boring, unless you're in a city. wtf are you supposed to do for more than a day?

flaking is bad and rude, imo you get 3 strikes and then you stop being invited... but spontaneity is worse. i love making fun plans

vacations in cities are the most boring vacations because all cities are the same

lmfao no

i used to be like flappy and not love vacations. all i can say is, i hope you see the light my man

I will never go to the beach ever again (if I can) but I would love to go back to Rome ASAP

all cities are the same is a major controp

The point of a vacation, in part, is to be a little boring.

Seriously though what do you do on vacation when you're on like... an island or a beach town or something. There is nothing to do.....?

xp I don't understand

boring as shit

let's just agree we have different personalities and different ideas of fun.

this is true

i am going to the beach this weekend

more beach for me

make sure to hop on this thread and report how dull the starfish are

oh yeah that's another thing, even an empty beach gets boring after an hour. how TF can you enjoy yourself or be comfortable at a beach with strangers? I really don't get it but hope you have fun

I was at the beach five nights three weeks ago! I wasn't on the beach for hours. I'd read in the morning, swim in the pool for a while, lunch, hang out on the beach w/my friends till about four, shower and mix drinks, go out for dinner. It was awesome.

the beach isn't on trial here sir

I have never really had a vacation so I can't really weigh in on that, they sound nice tho

Non controp: if you're bored, it's you, not the world outside you

The Oregon coastline really has nothing in common with anything on the Atlantic seaboard, or anywhere else on the Pacific coast I know about, for that matter. You wouldn't understand unless you spent a lot of time there.