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Tempting to fp unperson but meh - I once made a comment about kidjos remain in light shitting on the original and got fped so it would be hypocritical. But Adams cool, hope he comes back

EVAN LOL

he’ll be back. they all come back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCvOqlanpP4

In that thread he is rightfully Greatest Of All Time; Simply Excellent

Hahahah ditto on the LOL, nicely done.

Omg i just got it

OMG, me too. LOL. Or should I say: L-ϵ⭕϶-L

Planned fun is rarely fun

The Sergeant Peppers album cover is dogshit.

Neither of the above would be controps round my house.

The Sergeant Peppers album cover is dogshit.

for like two decades i thought it was a paper collage and not an actual photo with life sized cardboard cutouts

when i was seven i loved it and gazed at it decryptingly for days so obviously you are all wrong

phrased as a controp: my opinions as a seven year old still rock, everyone else's of any age suck

for like two decades i thought it was a paper collage and not an actual photo with life sized cardboard cutouts

brb, posting on the 'things you were shockingly old when you learned' thread. i don't know if that makes it better or worse, though it helps explain the inclusion of the wax models, one of the worst things about it. apart from paul i can't even tell which beatles they are meant to be, the one next to paul looks like someone with learning disabilities has just discovered his pet tortoise has died. madame tussaud has to shoulder the blame there i guess.

jesus even I like the Sergeant Pepper cover

I've gone too far.

Stubbins and Stockhausen together at last.

The pyramids are too old. Get rid of them

Hard to argue with that reasoning, tbh.

If I'm expected to take out my trash after a certain number of months and visits from public health officials, I don't see why we should have to leave a bunch of dumb triangle buildings sitting around for forever. At least use them to store grain or something.

the diners at the pyramids road kfc need something to look at

Fair, I didn't even consider that.

Dissing the pyramids is too controversial for me, they are a glorious testament to *checks notes* slaves

Mimosas are ghastly and should be illegal.

Q: Is Orangina and vodka an acceptable alternative

Or Smirnoff Ice poured into a half-empty Orange Julius

Apparently mimosa is 1:1 orange juice and champagne while buck's fizz is 1:2.
Never tried a mimosa but sounds like too much orange juice.

all cocktails are bad

To me it's as matter of how much OJ (too acidic) or champagne/sparkling wine (too damn sweet) one can or should drink

the answer is none

If it’s dry champagne and it’s 2/3 champgne, 1/3 oj, then mimosas are good

Q: Is Orangina and vodka an acceptable alternative

― Bruise Harmsby and the Rage (Old Lunch), Tuesday, August 21, 2018 5:20 AM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Or Smirnoff Ice poured into a half-empty Orange Julius

― Bruise Harmsby and the Rage (Old Lunch), Tuesday, August 21, 2018 5:21 AM (two seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

feel like those are both variations on the screwdriver, "the hammer" and "the nightmarishly multiform electric drill," respectively

Never an excuse for a screwdriver

And what do you call a container of orange Tic Tacs dumped into a bottle of Colt 45?

My family calls it the Interventionmaker, but that doesn't sound quite right to me.

And what do you call a container of orange Tic Tacs dumped into a bottle of Colt 45?

― Bruise Harmsby and the Rage (Old Lunch),

Donald Trump's breath

It was right on the tip of my tongue.

There’s no reason to stage “Measure for Measure” and tbrr there’s precious little reason to stage “The Merchant of Venice”.

I think “Taming of the Shrew” is chill tho

Planned fun is rarely fun

― Right column Leftist (sunny successor), Monday, August 20, 2018 10:20 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Strong agree.

Nooooo not true it is the best fun

strong agree w/ fgti

However I also think flaking out on plans and staying in is generally the best idea

hit me with an example

going to the beach? Boring
hiking/exercise/any kind of outdoor activity? Never fun
Parties? Sometimes, but usually boring.
Vacations? BORING

I mean what is planned fun? Is planned fun going to a show, or going to see a movie with friends, or getting dinner with someone? That's all fun. I just despise pretty much all activities that prioritize fun.

hiking/exercise/any kind of outdoor activity? Never fun

Depends on one's idea of 'fun'. If it means giggling fits, then sure no fun. If it means a deeply pleasant and satisfying day spent in nature, then... woo-hoo!

vacations are boring?

?????????

If it means a deeply pleasant and satisfying day spent in nature

yeah I've tried this it's boring as shit

of course vacations are boring, unless you're in a city. wtf are you supposed to do for more than a day?

flaking is bad and rude, imo you get 3 strikes and then you stop being invited... but spontaneity is worse. i love making fun plans

vacations in cities are the most boring vacations because all cities are the same

lmfao no

i used to be like flappy and not love vacations. all i can say is, i hope you see the light my man