Liverpool have 2nd sewn up - EPL 2018/19

1987 man city 10 - 1 Hudds

consolation goal scored be ex City player, manager SuperMac said 3 of them were offside - although he was pissed most of the time in them days!

yeah well it probably won't be that bad eh?

will probably be surprisingly solid, but ugly af and easily beaten bt two goals, is my bold prediction!

Looking like it might be a few more than two

dunno, a Human Centipede/A Serbian Tale twofer today seems more entertaining than the prospect of 90 mins of this!

Hamer with his best imago impression there

I guess that's the Ederson Cannon claiming its first victim of the season

Hamer with his best imago impression there (x3)

Lossl would have saved two of them ffs, but we do need to make this 10 - 1 happen again, so good work Hamer!

Just 6 to go now

Project 10 - 1 update: Depoitre (with his new hair transplant) on for Sabiri who didn't even get a touch in the 1st half. Need some sense of urgency if we are going to concede 6 more in the next 40!

bit late now setting these high targets when ye had all summer to sign chris smalling

Lol @ De Bruyne Jr deciding to jump on his dad's knee

i'm scared

The Stockport Iniesta does actually look good.

looking forward to watching us play these on TV in a pub full of piss-taking bastards next weekend

Mouve along, nothing to see here

2-0

oh the lolmanity

everyone should do this to this shower

we should have given Levy whatever he wanted lol

old trafford moved brick by brick by sirs bobby and alex

Mou on course for an early Oct sacking.

nbc uk commentators think pogba is arrogant

find that lvl of opinion in my actial commentator unseemly partic when its shit

not a nicer player in the league than young to have his ankle studded imo

very good work Brighton, but with the caveat that they might find the going tougher against one of the big clubs!

obv could do without utd stealing poch before christmas but

"arrogant" always one of my most hated bullshit criticisms

ref a cunt obv

ref not showing red there is a coward and a cheat

impression of fred so far: scumbag

I don't think it counts if you're trying to take out your own player

All bantz aside though, I think that might actually have been the worst performance of the post-Fergie era

and there's a lot of competition obv

Seaguuullllls

hadn't seen this goal before, very tasty

Still, Huddersfield will always have this: pic.twitter.com/xkjfkuByqS

— Adam Hurrey (@FootballCliches) August 19, 2018

classic goal! Rob Edwards - who finished off that wonderful spell of passing is a humble wood butcher from Holmfirth these days!

Honley ... i should have said.

Huddersfield to be this years Palace imo, at least being this bad very early on gives you time to turn it round

tbf they have scored a goal before October.

Bad move that, yeah

If we don't beat Cardiff next week (just about the same side did the double on us inc a 3-0 dicking at home in our promotion season), there are some pretty harsh fixtures to see us through to October. I think we'll be rooted to the bottom of the table for some time yet. Character building stuff for these extra 12000 fans we've acquired in recent history!

tbf you get an extra {(sum of all football fans) - (sum of Cardiff fans)} fans when you play Cardiff

of course you get Colin's hordes of autograph hunters, in their dozens as well!

After Cardiff play you though, their next 7 league games are Arsenal, Chelsea, Man City, Burnley, Spurs, Fulham & Liverpool

Oh I definitely think as the season takes shape, Cardiff will be rock bottom. We might be a bit vulnerable this time, without the cushion of a good start - even though he has made some shit tactical decisions so far and sometimes his extreme pragmatism is infuriating - I have faith in Wagner to not let the decline become terminal. I think we've just been beaten by the Champions and runners up so far, when you are 2-0 down against Chelsea and Hazard comes on, you might as well abandon all hope, and Man City's 2nd string would finish top 4.

man, that's a tough one to take for Palace

decisions were all correct by the letter of the law but they definitely deserved something out of the game. If they got rid of Benteke they could be a real force

Liverpool no great shakes but fairly terrifying on the counter as always

Thread title is so spot on it's relegated my experience of watching LFC to getting a flat beer.

Boo hoo

Palace looked very good but I thought we deserved the points. Game management was a nice improvement on yr typical lpool

Great result, Palace are always a team we slip up against. Keita looks class, there was a little turn he did from deep in defence followed by a long ball to Salah that was incredible. Salah looks a bit off the pace, he could have scored a couple of goals yet he was still involved in the two goals we got. I'm not so sure about the sending off, think Wan-Bissaka (who looked excellent) was hard done by alright. Mané is back to his best form, he took his goal well