Liverpool have 2nd sewn up - EPL 2018/19

sissoko in front of back 4

Find someone who looks at you the way Florent Hadergjonaj looks at Eden Hazard pic.twitter.com/TCTVVXlFW7

— Cobham Blues (@cobhamblues) August 11, 2018

can't really blame Hadj, when Hazard came on it was like watching a 5d chess master doing a demonstration to tiddlywinks players.

de bruyne out for three months, potentially

They don't play anyone you wouldn't expect them to beat (Liverpool) til the 6th of October

And City's players tend to come back sooner than expected anyway

we've already established foden is ready

TWP at it again (although the keeper could probably have done better)

.@WAYNEROONEY WITH A BEAUTY! 😍 #DCvPOR https://t.co/5nyftQ74ZZ

— Major League Soccer (@MLS) August 16, 2018

rank

couldn't have hit that better for the goalie lol

I'd have saved that ffs

It is easy when everything is good to be there, but when the winter is coming it’s easy to run away. I want to be there on the front line, fighting and trying to win.

“I feel the responsibility to be here and that is why I am. And then because I am happy and I think Tottenham gave us, all the staff, a lot of things that always we will be grateful for. It was a moment to say ‘we are going to be with you all, fighting in the circumstances’ because we knew what was going to happen.”

Asked whether the failure to add to his squad, together with the uncertainty over when the cub will move into the new stadium and the fact so many of his players were away at the World Cup, makes this season the hardest of Pochettino’s time at Tottenham, he replied: “I think yes.

“For everything, for me it will be the toughest season and I think if we want success we have to give more than our best. It’s not enough 100 per cent, it’s 200 per cent. We know from inside that it will be hard, the season, and because we are warriors we want to fight.

“We want to be proud at the end, we want success and we do not want to complain or make excuses. I am a winner and I love the challenge, so that is why I feel full of energy. We want to go again.”

fucking hell my ovaries

not for me to contrast with any other top 6 manager but can u imagine jose in this situation can u

well no, Jose actually wins trophies

may his reign last for 1000 years

KDB out for three months.

City say De Bruyne, 27, has a lateral collateral ligament lesion in his right knee, but does not need surgery.

'Lateral collateral ligament lesion' was Tool's 'New Yersey' iirc

well,... actually..

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Watched the first episode of the Amazon City documentary. It's essentially a Pep hagiography, and the fact that season went so well for them makes it inherently less interesting, but the level of access is impressive

0 - Kenedy failed to complete a single pass in the first half against Cardiff City - he is the first outfield Premier League player to fail to complete a single pass in 45+ minutes of play since Nikola Kalinic against Birmingham City in March 2010. Passenger. pic.twitter.com/6EZbhRNI9B

— OptaJoe (@OptaJoe) August 18, 2018

huh

he was probably their best player in the last game

Update: he just completed a pass! Straight red for Hayden.
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Kennedy caps off a completely shit performance with a lame str8 down the middle pen with the last kick of the game!

lol

Perfect end to a perfect match

I'm at Wembley and I'm excited about seeing Shop Window Toby.

some really good stuff

Alli less than useless

kane is completely unfit but actually pulling off those rooneyballs

if not for lloris we'd be behind

refs a cunt

miss of season from lucas and he *might* have gotten into trouble for that tackle on the goalie but lovely goal

poch out

what an og in the leiceter game

that red incident in the Newcastle cardiff game was a p intense two seconds of violence

happy to predict that lucas gets eriksen/alli/son levels of goals this season

and dier is responsible for as many combined

piss easy

so so easy to beat us with any cross

poch out

jesus our defending is *awful*

trips u beauty lamela u beauty kane u beauty

Trippier can do this regularly, apparently? It’s an amazing talent to have seemingly developed recently.

anyone that can hit a deep cross first time can hit a fk imo

maybe he needed the chance for england to even get near the ball for spurs tbf

I think Wolves have so far spent more time playing against ten men than eleven and have still somehow failed to win.

"are you Wenger in disguise" didn't last long!

id like to rescind the lucas miss as a contender for miss of the season, or indeed day

who's usurped him

arsenal and chelsea

unbelievable string of spooned sitters

lol right?

I mean commentator hyperbole can fuck off but sitters were missed

jesus it didnt stop.

dont think i ever saw a display of shocking finishing like it

Sarri in a T-shirt is adorable

I was watching this game live - pissed, admittedly - and didn't notice but Kante seems to have got forward a lot?

yeah was the same last week

As yet I still can't hear the name Sarri without automatically thinking of the Sarry Heid...

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/5f/6b/65/5f6b6575f58824a9daa001e74450491b.jpg

watch this one, it was fun

im really uneasy about that moura tackle on gk tbph wouldnt complain about a red

Should've booked Kane for that tumble

fuck off