Where are the bookcases?
― pplains, Monday, 13 August 2018 17:52 (six years ago) link
We let Hammer have a little BBQ grill in his room once, and man, the insurance guy almost didn't believe me when I filed the claim a week later.
― pplains, Monday, 13 August 2018 17:53 (six years ago) link
jungle room is kinda cool, has "The birds don't sing, they screech in pain" stenciled on a wall unseen from that angle.
― for i, sock in enumerate (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 13 August 2018 18:02 (six years ago) link
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/de/f8/a4/def8a48db13bf98704a0e293dd421bd0.png
― omar little, Monday, 13 August 2018 18:09 (six years ago) link
Noice!
related: Yesterday a 15-ish-looking kid approached me as I was walking toward 7-11. He said, "can I ask you a favor?" I said, "possibly." He said, "can you buy me a gameleaf?" I said, "I'm sorry, I don't understand." He said, "Game leaf. Wild berry. Cigars. I'll give you money."
Now, I was once a young person. Never much of a tobacco smoker, but I loved booze and weed, and definitely went to great lengths to get them. So I guess I empathized, but at that moment, I just didn't feel like dealing with it, so I said "sorry, man, can't help you."
Is it weird that if it had been a 20-year-old, I'd probably have taken pity and bought him beer? But tobacco for a 15-year-old just seems... nope.
And come the fuck ON. Wild berry flavored? How about some fuckin CAMELS, boy? Fuckin MARLBORO. Shit, even BLUNTS would be acceptable.
― leica bridge over troubled cameras (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 13 August 2018 19:42 (six years ago) link
it would've been for a blunt surely
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Monday, 13 August 2018 21:09 (six years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dn8_Ui9UUAAz45d.jpg
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 25 September 2018 16:25 (five years ago) link
I like beans but in small quantitiesPork i loveI can pork all day
― F# A# (∞), Tuesday, 25 September 2018 17:20 (five years ago) link
blechh
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 25 September 2018 17:22 (five years ago) link
can you just.. not?
U luv it
― F# A# (∞), Tuesday, 25 September 2018 17:28 (five years ago) link
http://www.funnysigns.net/files/pork-love.jpg
― Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Tuesday, 25 September 2018 22:42 (five years ago) link
fire!
― kinder, Tuesday, 25 September 2018 22:49 (five years ago) link
received a facebook ad for this
sorry lads, probably not gonna happenhttps://flashpack.com/insights/2017/03/10/men-should-travel-solo-on-a-small-group-holiday/
― mh, Monday, 12 November 2018 02:29 (five years ago) link
ah, missed the most important bit
Though there was one element which I wasn’t expecting in that I didn’t realise just how much more popular Flash Pack trips would be with women!
a trip with a group of people that's not all men doing "adventuring" might be more appealing to people, sure
― mh, Monday, 12 November 2018 02:31 (five years ago) link
Something similar was posted a while ago, but this takes it to its logical level. I saw these in a 99 Cent Store, so maybe they've already been rejected by the marketplace.
http://www.sterlingglobalproducts.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/bobs_header1.jpg
― nickn, Monday, 12 November 2018 03:13 (five years ago) link
Not exactly the right thread I guess, but this is now being advertised to me, why
http://imgur.com/UBKkz9Xl.png
― mick signals, Monday, 3 December 2018 16:26 (five years ago) link
haha i just saw that one too
― circa1916, Monday, 3 December 2018 16:27 (five years ago) link
haha thats kinda dope tho
― 21st savagery fox (m bison), Monday, 3 December 2018 16:39 (five years ago) link
I think it would actually look alright if it was just sort of vaguely "knight inspired" and didn't have an actual helmet built in
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Monday, 3 December 2018 16:40 (five years ago) link
no way, then the knight hoodie illusion is incomplete
― 21st savagery fox (m bison), Monday, 3 December 2018 16:50 (five years ago) link
Kinda want that for walking the dog in winter tbh.
― change display name (Jordan), Monday, 3 December 2018 16:55 (five years ago) link
i'd wear it? imagine peeping into the helmet and surprise. it me.
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Monday, 3 December 2018 17:30 (five years ago) link
“Surprise. It me.”—Joan of Arc
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Monday, 3 December 2018 17:57 (five years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZRzJJcq6Rs
― grawlix (unperson), Sunday, 9 December 2018 11:03 (five years ago) link
I. Can't. Even. pic.twitter.com/mGFkEbIqRt— Gerry Conway (@gerryconway) December 21, 2018
― mh, Saturday, 22 December 2018 16:19 (five years ago) link
PISTOL SANDALS HELL YEAH
tier two operators: there's absolutely no such thing as a tactical sandalme (smugly): pic.twitter.com/xkAtp8Kfhw— Max Read (@max_read) January 6, 2019
― an erotic picnic with Ming (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 8 January 2019 14:29 (five years ago) link
(thx 2 max 4 new screenname)
― tacticool spank bank material (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 8 January 2019 14:30 (five years ago) link
premium operating envelope
― jmm, Tuesday, 8 January 2019 14:33 (five years ago) link
just discovered 'tactical baby gear', which is exactly like a regular diaper bag, except eight times the price and marketed to men who think that having children with your wife makes you gay pic.twitter.com/BMXjn61asb— Paulie Doyle (@BigPaulieDoyle) March 23, 2019
― Simon H., Sunday, 24 March 2019 13:36 (five years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D505N3zV4AAQDxf.jpg:small
― mookieproof, Sunday, 5 May 2019 20:48 (five years ago) link
It's already a product for beards, but I guess that wasn't butch enough.
― nickn, Sunday, 5 May 2019 21:39 (five years ago) link
Yes I'm going there.https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/1b/Lumberjack_Song.jpg/300px-Lumberjack_Song.jpgmontypythonlumberjacksong.jpg
― just another country (snoball), Sunday, 5 May 2019 21:48 (five years ago) link
only pansies want _soft_ beards, true men have beards with the texture of steel wool
― Burt Bacharach's Bees (rushomancy), Sunday, 5 May 2019 21:49 (five years ago) link
I use a 2x4 to soften my beard.
― pplains, Sunday, 5 May 2019 23:18 (five years ago) link
i use my copy of "the return of the durutti column" to soften my beard
― Burt Bacharach's Bees (rushomancy), Sunday, 5 May 2019 23:21 (five years ago) link
I use my beard to soften pieces of 2x4.
― just another country (snoball), Monday, 6 May 2019 09:46 (five years ago) link
https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.27343978.9032/ra,unisex_tshirt,x2200,fafafa:ca443f4786,front-c,392,146,750,1000-bg,f8f8f8.jpg
Hmmm…
― pomenitul, Monday, 6 May 2019 09:49 (five years ago) link
lmaopoor self-cucked redbubble dude
― Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 6 May 2019 09:50 (five years ago) link
feel like we're now into the 'be a feminist you fucking pussy' era of masculinity marketing.
― FernandoHierro, Monday, 6 May 2019 10:16 (five years ago) link
and other realms indeed
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Monday, 6 May 2019 10:23 (five years ago) link
All of the marketing for beard products grosses me out and I don’t buy any of them. Beyond even a feminist level it’s just unappealing. How about something that says “your beard will be clean and pleasant” instead of “you will smell like a steelworker”
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 6 May 2019 11:32 (five years ago) link
Besides, Dr Bronners works fine.
Not judging, but kind of an ugly woman up there in pomenitul's pic.
― pplains, Monday, 6 May 2019 12:29 (five years ago) link
i don't think she's necessarily ugly - she's just made some questionable style choices. like, she's put a lot of work into what is a fairly ludicrous hairstyle, but hasn't done anything at all about her skin. it's almost as if she's trying to blend as male, but if she is the total lack of a beard is a dead giveaway.
― Burt Bacharach's Bees (rushomancy), Monday, 6 May 2019 23:19 (five years ago) link
a former Netflix creative director just raised $1.6 million for a startup that sells "straight edge" water in tall boy cans and their tagline is "nothing's better than water at murdering your thirst"https://t.co/KJI6Dx0tWd pic.twitter.com/dXBva5A0uP— Ryan Broderick (@broderick) May 7, 2019
does this count
― Simon H., Tuesday, 7 May 2019 17:22 (five years ago) link
spengleroffthescale.jpg
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 17:23 (five years ago) link
going for a metal vibe, which is disproportionately male, so I'll say it clears the bar
― mh, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 17:24 (five years ago) link
jesus fucking christ
― findom haddie (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 17:24 (five years ago) link
I love innovation
― Simon H., Tuesday, 7 May 2019 17:25 (five years ago) link